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Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

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Minion · 27/04/2014 04:05

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo


ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!
OP posts:
BeforeIChangeMyMind · 10/05/2014 20:38

I've got no idea, stress probably. Work's been crummy. I tested on Thurs and got a BFN so going to save my money. Also, I 'm in a stinking bad mood so AF probably on the way. Sis-in-law has no idea we're trying but I know she has been for a while on and off so it's lovely news really.

Can't even be bothered to watch Eurovision or drink wine - most unlike me! Just sitting here , sewing, in a grump

wilhelminand · 10/05/2014 20:39

When was the last time you tested Before?
Lala you make me laugh.

Is Eurovision on tonight? I normally hate it but at the moment I'm stuck with boxing so...

wilhelminand · 10/05/2014 20:42

oh sorry, x-post

wilhelminand · 10/05/2014 20:45

How come we're all getting mucked about by the witch at the moment? At the very least she could turn up on time! Oh God, I don't know if I can bear Eurovision. This will make my ears bleed.

DulcetMoans · 10/05/2014 21:25

I will not allow Eurovision dissing on this lucky thread!! I love Eurovision, although would normally be drunk at this stage by now... Lucky thread will support Molly to win so I can go next year!! (Yeah right!)

Welcome back fox, you sexy thing! What is happening to you then?!

wilhelminand · 10/05/2014 21:34

Oh, haha, sorry! I let Mr Wil put the boxing back on after the overtly sexual girls and the stick rubbing. Grin

RPopz · 10/05/2014 21:35

I have a bit of a crush on Ruth Lorenzo right now!

aylesburyduck · 10/05/2014 21:38

Eurovision is on in our house.

Can't find the telly bodger. It may well have been packed in a box. Eurovision it is then.

Mr duck is trying to make friends with me, he's on a hiding to nothing though. Bastard bugger ate my chocolates though so he can shove being friends up his arse. I will be his friend again tomorrow, but I am enjoying sulking atm ha ha

aylesburyduck · 10/05/2014 21:40

oh yeah!!! The rude polish girls very suggestiveShock

wilhelminand · 10/05/2014 22:23

Duck, that's a crime worthy of at least 3 days sulking. Unless of course he pops to the shop to get you more!

ZylaB · 10/05/2014 22:52

Agree with the AF witch comments, if it's going to happen, the least it could do is be on time!

No Eurovision here, have a cat on my knee though, so all good :)

Lala5 · 11/05/2014 00:09

Just been taken out by Mr La - to the local pub! Hooray! Bottle of wine £12. Done!!

Nessalina · 11/05/2014 00:32

Grin @ duck That is just how I feel about DH and decorating/furniture butting in. What do you mean you've suddenly developed a flipping opinion about duck egg blue? When have you ever given a crap if we have a curtain on a pole or a runner?! Can't you just butt out?!?!
Don't worry fox you're not bringing it down! We've all totally been there! I'm keeping fx for AF and her big red convertible getting a flat tyre and avoiding your drive Smile
I have been having a Eurovision-tastic evening! Smile Gutted I can't drink though, I love a Eurovision drinking game Grin Key change? Drink! Leather costume? Drink? Transvestite? DRINK!!

DulcetMoans · 11/05/2014 08:34

Sorry the lucky thread didn't work for our girl Molly at Eurovision! I also
Missed the drinking games nessa, was a very sophisticated evening here with cola and snacks! Lol.

Good job JSing isn't required at the mo - DH has put his back out. I've even slept on the sofa to try and allow him to be more comfy. He even took painkillers so you know he's ill!!

ZylaB · 11/05/2014 13:25

Got the biggest pile of ironing to do!

Meh.

Need to find something good on TV for whilst I'm doing it :)
Hope you're all having good sundays

Lala5 · 11/05/2014 17:19

Sitting on bed hugging a cat. Best way to Sunday! Otherwise so far today I have fixed a lot of electric horse fencing and put my hand in a pile of dog poo. Hooray!

Cramps in stomach. Mind is racing with all kinds of foetal possibilities!!!

DulcetMoans · 11/05/2014 17:36

Exciting lala! Where are you in cycle? TWOTing I guess! I have a cuddly kitten here too. She was just dreaming - so cute!

Done the ironing zyla? If do you can do mine! Joking, I barely iron anything anyway! Haha!

Sorted some bits out for a bootsale in a few weeks, feels good to clear some junk out!

wilhelminand · 11/05/2014 17:37

Aw bless you Lala, fx for you. It's very quiet on here today, I thought I would have lots of catching up to do.
Still no witch for me, sigh.

RPopz · 11/05/2014 17:54

I never iron ANYTHING Grin Much to the hilarity of DHs work colleagues (if he's too bloody lazy to iron his own shirts why should I do it!)

Jealous of kitty snuggles. Mine permanently sulk upstairs since we got the pupster. He's pretty cuddley but a bit stinky right now....

Oooh Lala are you going to be symptom spotter of the month?? Grin

Feeling a bit vommy... Envy

ZylaB · 11/05/2014 19:17

Ironing nearly done, a lot of it was for hols, DH just finishing his shirts :)

TabbyTurmoil · 11/05/2014 19:50

AF did her worst and took her convertible on the road - am fashioning a special new house themed cape out of a net curtain (how alluring!).

Also having lots of lovely cat cuddles today - have a big bad tabby on my lap and another one climbing on my knees.

Keeping them crossed for lala and wil.

wilhelminand · 11/05/2014 20:08

Sorry Tabby, hope you're not feeling too rubbish. I bet you could make a fab vintage-esque cape from a net curtain Grin.

RPopz · 11/05/2014 20:13

Boo sorry Tabby Wine Wine Wine Wine

Lala5 · 11/05/2014 20:50

dulcet cats are amazing! I think I'm due AF on Thursday but I feel like we maybe missed the boat this month, so I'm carrying on as if I am not pg in hope law of sod smiles sweetly upon me

popz noooooo, am determined not to be the new you ;) stop trying to pass on your symptom spotting crown!!

:( tabby sorry to hear that - have some Cake from me and perhaps some Wine Wine Wine to wash it down with.

wil is it just you and me still in the running for this Fred?

ZylaB · 11/05/2014 20:59

Sorry to hear that tabby

All clothes ironed for work/holiday, just got to try and pair enough socks from the pile to take enough for 2 weeks!
Eugh