Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.

[cowbiscuits]

So I couldn't find a May thread, so I thought I'd start one for all of us who have dropped off the April thread.

Aunty arrived this morning so I 've just started cycle 4. TTC #2. Just had a long cycle so if this is the same length my most fertile time will be over Easter weekend.

So I might go all pagan and invoke some Spring fertility goddess. Or something. Or piss on some sticks.

?? Good luck, Spring Goddesses.

I will keep stalking after I finally get my bfp... happy to share the knowledge of my many a google search!! Also been sharing my fanny waxing knowledge this week - the fannys of amsterdam now have more brilliant waxers to tend to their bushes!!
Linda and what day did yo have the test done? If it was 7-8 days after cd13 then yeah I guess that would match with ov'g then.

hi everyone. hope your all ok.
were gonna need a new bus soon!
im gonna poas tomoro morn even tho im poss only 8dpo...... so tired today. nipples are hurting today... still feeling a bit sick every now and again

Evening all.

Hope we are all ok - am on cd 9 and Christ on a bike, I am bored of waiting!!!! DP is out on the beers tonight so might try the preseed and jump him - unless he can't remember his own name and is useless.

Peed on a OPK stick earlier - very faint line but think that might be a negative. Will just keep DTD over next few days. BFP due 18th May

English I had it done on cd20 and i think ov was cd13 so 7dpo I guess, which would make af due on the 3rd so we will see. Will be good to know everything's happening on time

Ooooh, what shall we call the new May bus??? I think the words BastardSticks, SYMPTOMS and penis dragons should all feature (dancing round the maypole of course!!!!!)

I'm off for an early night, I'm so excited about getting up in the morning to a lovely new bus heading out from the depot I hope May is lucky for us all

Good luck for the morning Kurama!
See you all on the new May bus

Lucas should definitely feature on the new bus for May! And plenty of roaring dragons!
Feeling bloated tonight and super tired....still little twinges in tummy going on too....feels like something is going on...fx its implantation! Or maybe af making another stupidly early appearance. Only on cd19!

How about, "The May bus sets off for those who check for their Cervical
Lucas, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!"

Can you put the dragon picture in the name of a thread?I suspect that doesn't work. ..

Love him! Rawr!

I don't think we can-love him too!!!!

I like to think that MNHQ have left him on since St George's Day, just for us

Cervical Lucas is still making me chortle!

I can't add a dragon from my phone App.

Cervical Lucas goes hand in hand with frolic acid!

I've started a new thread for May Day tomorrow here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2067580-The-May-bus-sets-off-for-those-who-regularly-check-for-their-Cervical-Lucas-take-frolic-acid-shout-SYMPTOMS-throw-out-their-BastardSticks-but-then-buy-more-to-piss-on-and-just-want-to-be-upduffed

Hope to see you all there!! Rawr

looking good kitty
feeling sick and bloated with twinges tonight. comeon little bean!

Genius!

Thanks kitty (love your name btw)