Karma's a load of old shite! The BESH have gone through a fair old heap of bollocks lately so it's time we had some good news!

[Fabuluce]

In order to join the BESH you MUST be over 30 and TTC for baybee no. 1 for over a year, be ok with swearing, shout CUNT at the world on a daily basis and howling at the moon should be a regular occurrence. BESHtionnaires must be submitted - no admittance allowed without it (we just want to snigger at your lesbian crush - it's true).

Revised BESHtionnare for reference

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
   b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

5. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.

6. Number of pets?

7. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

8. Lesbian crush?

9. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
   a) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
   b) Over 100 quid
   c) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

10. Which of these sentences is appalling:
    a) Off to see the consultant today!!! So excited!!!!!
    b) Gud luck hun sprinkling babydust for ya lol xxx
    c) both of the above

11. How barren are you?
    a) childless and TTC for at least one year
    b) one child and TTC #2 for at least two years
    c) I've been trying for 2 cycles and the wait is driving me mad!

If (c) then the BESH is not the thread for you.

Bloody hell. Miss I am so sorry this is happening to you again. Cunting fuck!

Sending big BESH hugs

I told them it was number three, don't know if I'll have anything for testing, never seen a sack so wouldn't know it to save it to take. Am on the hot water bottle and going back to bed soon with some painkillers.

Cunting Fuck indeed.

Oh no miss h so sorry you are going through this. How fucking unfair.

Glad you are being seen on Monday. My scans were always in the same place as the diffed but for #2 it was at a really early hour - something like 7.15 am. I was surprised at the time, but I think it is a way of them trying to be sensitive. Better than the first one where I got wheeled into the waiting room in a wheelchair and then blacked out in front of all the smug bumps! Might you be able to ask for an early one?

That's what I was asked to do by my consultant if I miscarried naturally but I didn't and ended up having an erpc. Damn docs refused point blank to keep my 'products' for testing though as it was only a first miscarriage. It was however the only pregnancy that I've ever had.

Morning! Feeling ok thanks to the magic of codeine, my first day with the house to myself in weeks! Bliss!

I hope everyone else is doing ok today, the BESH have been brilliant, let's hear some good news soon!

I'm not ok

I'd be surprised if you were MissH. Do you have a good box set or something you missed and can watch on catch up to distract you while you hide under a blanket on the sofa? I always find 'doing' something to distract me doesn't work (as I think while I do and thinking is bad when I'm not in a happy place). Much better to rely on tv that will draw you in and stop you thinking......

I just did DIY while the man was out of the house. Feeling quite smug although annoyingly there are just a couple of screws that will require man strength to finish them off.

AF (or spotting) arrived this morning. This is actually a cause for celebration as it's a whole 10dpo. That means my cycle was 17 days until Ov then 10 days until AF. Not quite 14:14 but much more balanced than my previous 22 days until Ov then 7 or 8 days until AF (or 5 or 6 days until spotting)!! The acupuncture or the herbs or the vitamins or the wheat free diet might actually be doing something! .

Bugger you're so right, I'm of all the women who get pg and are all positive, happy and carefree. A friend sent me an email to let me know she was pg and would be putting the scan pictures on boast book after her 12 week scan the following week. She knew about my mc so wanted to warn me before I saw her or boast book. I had to stop myself asking her how she was so sure everything was ok if she hadn't had a scan yet?

I hope so, have spent the day alternating between wailing like a banshee and wiping cat piss off the walls

How are you doing physically missH?

Physically no problem, not even cramps any more, mentally awful but am unable to take it easy on myself, will go to work tues/Wed and see if the GP will sign me off on Thursday morning with some valium and zoplicone. I'm terrified of the next step/s. Not sure how I'll cope, not sure if I can live without children of my own

Oh shit, missH. I'm so sorry. Yet more proof that bad things do actually happen to good people, all the time.

There is indeed no such thing as an overshare. Share what you want or need to. There's nothing so gross that another BESH hasn't already equalled it, I bet

It's no wonder you're not OK. I spent hours of my last MC just staring at the walls, completely unable to do anything, hold a train of thought or remember anything. It will go, and this bit is the worst it's going to be.

I have arranged a courier to deliver eels of endurance, two litres of Bombay Sapphire and a salad drawer of assorted BESH gin garnishes to Leeds. He will be with you shortly.

Thanks Dishes!! Very welcome! with cucumber?!

What would I do without the BESH?! Every reply brings a new weep! I know I'm not alone and it's amazing!

Someone else can hijack the thread now and get back to group menkuling please!

= puke face.

Also can't stand all the lol's and fucking text speak, I am an adult and would like to converse like one.

Amen to that! The worst for text speak is my MiL! After we'd seen her last weekend her text read 'thx 4 cuming'. Seriously?! You're a grown woman in your sixties, and far from being a chav. What the hell do you think you're doing?! .

My text messages are written in grammatically correct English with no abbreviations and fully punctuated. I don't care if it takes longer. I actually told a friend of mine that if she carried on texting me in text speak I'd stop replying. Her reply? 'Wat evs' Apparently this means 'whatever'. .

I admit to being a bit of a snob on mn. Any mention of those words you mention buggerlugs and I immediately form a negative opinion of the poster. Can't help myself.

And missH don't give up hope, if there's a pattern they should be able to spot a problem and fix it. You might not be in a place to believe that or find it of any comfort right now, but you'll get there. (No more , fancy a gin and a slice of chocolate instead?)

SQEEE!!!!! Cake!! I lvvvvvv cake!!! lol!