Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

[Spotti]

The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Just to get us started, here's my stats.

Spotti, TTC#1, cycle 4. Trying to take a more relaxed approach this time around.

Over to you...

lindamagoo TTC #4, cycle 1, af/bfp due April 4th

Arghhh, TTC #3 not 4, can't type with these nails on, lol

Hopping on board! Thanks Spotti!

PolytheneGirl Ttc #2 cycle 4 BFP due 10th April.

Good luck everyone!

Hey all,

Going to jump on bard too.
MrBsMrsB TTC#1 Cycle#4 BFP due April 3rd

Currently at CD10 and normally ov around CD13 - so I have about 5 dtd sessions starting tonight. Been on Morrisons brand cough mixture with guaifenesin and my body seems to be responding nicely

MrsB how often are you taking the medicine? Is it not disgusting? The boots one is

Woohoo - the bus has arrived.
GeorgieWilson TTC#2 Cycle#3 BFP due 12th April.

My last 2 cycles (only ones since bf) have been 42 days so basing my date on that but currently on day 5 of flashing smileys so who knows!!

Hello!! Im on March bus as waiting for april bus. Due to ov in the next few days hopefully (sixth day of flashing smiley) which will make my bfp due around 3rd April ish

Toots123 ttc #1 cycle 4 bfp due 3rd april

Hi everyone id like to add myself on here.first time ever posting on MN!

MummyTwo85 Ttc #3 cycle 2 bfp due 13th april

Hi ladies, hopping on from the March bus!!

Trying to remember what cycle I'm on!!

Spinningirl10 ttc #3 cycle 6 post mc, bfp due April 6th.

Bring on these Christmas Babies :)

Lindamagoo The cough mixture is nasty, absolutely disgusting. But if someone told me that eating frogs eyeballs may get my my BFP - I'd probably consider it - AND I HATE FROGS
I'm taking 2 table spoons every morning and following it up with copious amounts of water because water is good for me and not because im trying to get rid of the taste from my mouth

Possible TMI alert
I've not really ever been blessed in the cm department and so have always used lubes etc. Just bought Conceive Plus for this cycle too. But 4 days of the cough mixture and dtd has been pretty smooth no pun intended
I'll keep you updated to see if it keeps working. I'll stop taking it on CD13 cos that's probably when I'll ov. Aside from ttc, I'm going to have to find a more permanent solution to my lack of CM

Welcome MummyTwo85

Welcome Mummy and good luck

MrsB I've started taking the medicine again today cause your right, anything that's going to help is worth the rank taste

Hellooo, can I join too please?

Metalhead, ttc#2, cycle 5 but first one post mc so no idea when (or indeed if) I will ovulate, but hopefully BFP should be due around mid to late April.

Currently on CD1 and first AF post mc is certainly a bitch pain-wise... still, I've never been so glad to see her as it means we can start trying again!

Woop, we have passengers!

I'll get on with a stats list later on tonight (will have to boot up the old laptop as my iPad is just too faffy when it comes to cutting and pasting).

Forgot to add my most important detail to my own stats...my BFP due date! Duh!

Spotti, TTC #1, cycle 4, BFP due somewhere towards the end of April (purposely not taking note of the date...the intention being that if I don't know then I can't obsess or test early ).

Anyone in the mood for a penis dragon? I'm sure I can find my favourite on google...

Or there's this one...it's a bit rude (and ewww to all that 'dragon dribble' in her hair!) but it's a new one! Anything goes, right?

Go for it Spotti, I need a giggle today

Hi fellow passengers

missmrsmummy TTC#1, Cycle#5, BFP due 10th April

MrBsMrsB I am glad to hear the guafywhatsit is working for you! I have just bought some cheap Sainsburys mixture. It says it contains cherry flavouring so hoping it might be swallow-able! I used to get lots of cm pre-TTC but annoyingly now, hardly any and it's never ewcm.

What are all your plans for getting a BFP this cycle? I'll post my 'to do' list here!

• Green tea every morning
• WellWoman capsule every evening
• Cough mixture every day from end of AF to ov
• DH taking WellMan Conception every evening
• Grapefruit juice every day up to ov
• Pineapple juice every day after ov
• Pre-seed lube
• CB Digi OPK
• Reflexology in the week before ov
• Vitamin B6 every day to try to lengthen luteal phase (currently 9 days)

Any other ideas? As you can see, I'm open to suggestions!

Maybe some sex missmrs

Haha toots I was about to say the same, you wont get far without the sex missmrs

Ohhhhh... so that's where I've been going wrong!

Seen as this is only our first month ttc again I am just going with ic opk's, cough medicine and conceive plus. As the months go by my list will defo get bigger

I'm doing:
Grapefruit pre-ov
Pineapple post-ov
Well woman/man every evening
Cough medicine pre-ov
Conceive plus lube
Dtd EOD + every day around ov.
Clearblue digi opks
Cutting down caffeine and sugar intake
Micro managing my diabetes
Not forgetting the NUDP!

I think that's it?!

Can you have grapefruit and pineapple juice or does it have to be the actuall fruit?

Good plan Poly

I'd like to know that too Linda - not sure? If juice is ok, it'll probably have to be the pure juice, rather than 'juice drink' (from concentrate). More expensive!

DH and I need a special TTC fund putting to one side. We should have asked for contributions towards it at our wedding! Such a costly venture, lol.

Hello all. Feeling shit to be here tbh but here goes....

Nottalotta ttc #1 C11. Bfp 11th april.

AF got me today a day early, giving me an even shorted cycle than normal. 24 days. I'm sure this must be too short?

Phoned drs to make an appointment but they won't book me in. I have to phone 8.30 every morning until i get one on the day. Its shit.