Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

[Spotti]

The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Thanks for making me laugh out loud, MrsE!!!!!!

Cycle, shmycle. Just don't get them.

You are very welcome kitty. I hoped it might cheer you up. I've usually got a ridiculous story about most things!

I hoped it might cheer you up

Oh no, your kindness has made me go all teary (in a good way!). I don't know how I would cope without you all

Aw kitty im so sorry!! Who will poas with me now?!

Ive been a crap bus member! Cant keep up and trying not to over think it all!! Havent decided when to poas anyway :)

So sorry kitty
And MrsE I almost wet myself laughing at you there

I'll POAS on an OPK instead almost the same thing!

Slightly confused about my gender this evening as I think I may have the man flu

Kitty sorry to hear af has arrived, enjoy your bath and definitely plenty of wine and choc

Been thinking about Choccy and writer, if you look in here I hope you're both doing ok.

Writer do come come and update us on your gorgeous baby

Hahaha MrsE....that's so funny

Hi Spinning, thanks for thinking of me and Arron

I still come and read the thread everyday to watch out for the BFP's.

Things are a bit crazy over here - I really wasn't mentally prepared for this level of sleep depravation!! Me and DH are exhausted!! Arron is 12 days old now and doing well, we have overcome our breast feeding hurdle and he is gaining weight at a really good pace! My boobs are like milk fountains now, constantly dribbling and spurting - it's so glamorous He is still a bit jaundiced and is being reviewed by the midwife on Friday and he may have to go in to hospital for blood tests if she doesn't think it has improved enough - I'm just crossing my fingers that all will be fine. He had to go to the GPs this afternoon though as he has an infection under one of his nails so has been out on antibiotics....poor little mite.

I spend every minute of every day worrying about him - I think it's driving me crazy He's just so amazingly precious, brilliant and perfect that I just want to keep him safe.

Ahhh glad you're well and settling into motherhood. Arron is a lovely name. Lol at your spurting boobs!
Hope Arron gets on ok with the midwife and he doesn't have to go back to hopsital. Keep us updated from time to time, its nice to hear.

awww writer so happy for you.
after 2 days of pain sat-sun, i had almost no pain yest and now its come back today... ive had 8 days of flashy smileys and no solid and now im out of sticks! i give up we had 7 days of dtd in a row and shattered now.

Glad your almost back MrsMissMummy school def rakes your mind off ttc.
kittythats crap, hope your ok and the bath does the trick. I have a horrible feeling that's where I'm heading on the 14th, not the longed for BFP after my exceptionally light period last month.

Sorting my cupboard at school today and came across 100 plastic cups, my eyes lit up, I tucked them into my bag as they will be just perfect for peeing in! No DT projects with these cups. The bathroom cabinet no longer closes as it is rammed full of plastic cups!

Oh kurama, I know how you feel. I will carry on testing but so hope i get solid smiley tomorrow :(

Writer, lovely to read about you and Arron :)

Just got back from visiting DH's mom in hospital. Tired.

Why is it that when I read about BFPs on here I am nothing but happy and when I see people posting scan pics on Facebook I just want to throw my ipad at the wall and sulk for a week?

My head has gone tonight! So much for my good mood

I feel the same Poly haha.

I love DH but can't wait to ease off on the dtd. Come on solid smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Sorry to hear that Kitty x

Just woke up, ANOTHER positive OPK, that's 5 days in a row, normally I just get 1 days positive. I am very confused. Really wishing I had temped this month as now wondering if I will even ovulate.

marking my place

Hi Nordic

Just been ogling charts on ovufriend and fertility friend, think multiple days of + opk can be pretty common....

On my 8th day of flashing today Zermatt :( Wish I had been temping. Im worrying i wont ovulate.

Morning ladies

11dpo and a bfn, I will continue to poas until af arrives!!

Writer....it's so lovely to hear from you and Arron is a lovely name. I remember the sleep deprivation being the worst thing. Fx the jaundice improves and he doesn't have to go to hospital. Hope you're recovering from your csection and well done for breast feeding, I think it makes those night feeds easier! Xx

Well my temp hasn't gone up, in fact it plummeted this morning so looks like another anovulatory one!
Cannot wait to go back to the uk, the dr is going to have to take me seriously now!!

Sorry for the bfn Spinning, but you're not out yet

Aw English is that 2 months in a row? When are you back in the UK?
Another BFN for me this morning but no sign that af is on her way yet either

Yep... Honestly, before my early mc my cycles were fine. Its crap. Back mid may thank god. I'm gong to print all my ff charts and go ready for a fight.
I've read that sometimes one cycle back in the pill can reset things but without AF I can't even do that as your supposed to start on cd1!

Oh English that's rubbish, hope you can get back here soon and see the doc

Linda, when is af due?