Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

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The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Sympathies Notta and MissMrs! I felt pretty bad yesterday too but thankfully today the cramps have eased and the bad back seems to have improved too.

CD2 here as well - we can be cycle buddies Miss!

Another one on CD2!

Last AF was soooo painful but very light oddly, and all of 2 days. This one, a day early and so heavy its unreal. Already on day 2. Only mild cramps but feel soooo tired! And very very irritable. I had to drive to work in silence this morning as the radio wa annoying me so much!

Really don't fancy a mooncup. I know people rave about them, I just think it sounds yucky!

My edd would be 9th dec. I didn't want a December baby but probably because I wanted to be pg by now!! But if it happens this month then so be it :)

Still no ovulation pains but we will dtd anyway. My lucky dh hahaha

Ooh miss your bfp is due the day before mine too!

I have no idea when EDD would be.

Notta you can use the Due Date Calculator in he 'useful tools' on the right of this page

Yay cycle buddies Notta and Metal

I agree Mooncup is a bit gross as I was dumbfounded when I heard about it as a teen. But I need something to make AF a bit more convenient for me. Hopefully I won't need to try it for about 9 months or so

Missmrs I hope you'd be right on time, curry & sex etc!! Would b nice for them to b over, special trip! Xx

Are mood swings a sign of impending ov? Just wondering as I'm one bad tempered bitch tonight Just about to put kids to bed then I'm off to bed too with my kindle and a massive amount of chocolate

Linda sounds like a lovely eve!

Oh it will be MissMrs, if the kids go to sleep that is

Haha good luck! I've cracked open the chocolate

I'm in bed with Dean Koontz and a king size mars bar, mmmmmmmm, bliss

'like' linda!! I have had wine. I had copious amounts of choclate at work earlier.

I am still very irritable due to AF. DH is annoying the shit out of me bless him. He's really not done a lot wrong but I am soooo grumpy.

miss I guess my edd would be about the same as yours given our matching cycles. I think if i continued with this v.heavy AF i would have to try a mooncup, grossness and all. I have caved and bought tampons so I can 'double up' with a pad. I had Toxic shock as a teenager and haven't used tampons since but this heavy flow is dreadful with just apad.

Re. CB digital ovulatipn thingummies. The leaflet says to start on CD 8 if you have a 25 day cycle. I am thinking I might stary CD 6 though. Just in case.

Hello everyone, AF has arrived and kicked me in the nuts this morning (metaphorically speaking, I can assure you there aren't any real clackers in my undercrackers). So I would like to buy a ticket for this bus please.

I'm ttc number 1, cycle 4, BFP due 14 April.

Oh forgot to say I am giving up temping this cycle as it's annoying me, will carry on using the opk's, and preseed and just plan on doing lots of rumpy pumpy, and keeping up with the rumpy pumpy for a bit longer in the cycle, just in case we've been stopping too early.

Hi missmrsmummy well af is due 17th April .. FC she doesn't appear of course

Sorry af got you zermatt

cd13 and all I can say is thank god for conceive plus as not a sign of any natural cm, quite bad pains in my right side while in bed with Dean Koontz last night though so hopefully ov is going to happen soon, I'll be gutted if it doesn't as we have put in a damn good effort so far

And am I the only person who finds the first half of the cycle really long? I can't wait for this part to be over and for the madness of the 2ww crazy symptom spotting to start

Hello!

I'm not officially on this bus quite yet, but I know af is on her way, so I wanted to find a comfy seat before all the good ones are gone. Obviously disappointed but do pleased to be able to hang around with you lovely ladies for April too. :)

Stats- ttc #1 cycle 2 bfp date not yet known.

Let's have some luck in April!!

Morning all - welcome gingerbread but hope she never turns up!

First solid smiley for me today, luckily DTD last night as I won't be able to today! Fx that's enough.
Revising my bfp date to April 3rd based on that (not that there is anyway I won't test before then!!)

morning all. hope everyones doing ok at mo. af seems to have buggered off . think im gonna start with opks tomoro to be on safe side as i think last month was a bit much for him, so if i opk i can hopefully go easier on him this month.....

New Clearblue Digi OPKs just arrived in the post. Had a little giggle when reading the leaflet inside, they call it "love making", who are they kidding? We're SWI!!!

Can't wait to poas tomorrow!!

Finally got some ewcm, woohoo, never thought I'd get excited about something like that, lol...

just lol
ohhh guardians of the bus???

Lol poly I noticed that too and had a chortle to myself!

Lucky Linda! I'm doing my best to encourage ewcm this month. It's been pretty poor since ttc. Definitely on crotch watch already (CD7)