Drop all things contraband, we don't want you're OPK's here. Grab a cape, stroke the unicorn and reserve your spot in the pity Jacuzzi...It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 21!!

[lil1ady]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 20 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1961521-You-can-do-it-by-charting-analysing-testing-and-worrying-but-we-prefer-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-20?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

I was just thinking I haven't seen any fb scan pictures in a while.... and the BHAM! 5 minutes ago... she's been married like 5 firking minutes....

OH and I have like ONE baby name for a boy, that we both don't hate. ONE. His best friend and wife had a baby boy on Monday night. GUESS WHAT ITS CALLED.

gRAGR.

I'm still on the choccy wine diet from my last ERTD I think.... never quite got back round to healthy eating again this month....

P.S sorry for jinxing you lil! ;-(

Disagree away lil, understand the reasoning as had the same discussion with doc. Thats when she said stick to CD21. Actually went on CD23 and clinic told me to do it again on CD21 when it was low. Just be prepared to go again if level insnt right min, but do what you think best reflects your cycle.

Someone else told me it was baby boom time, looks like you can all testify to that. Not had an announcement for a while but plenty of beautiful baby photos to look at!

Treats all round, cheer us up!

Aw you all look like you're having a really tough time right now :( and for everyone.

Thanks for the hellos

hi Daley

I was going to update roll call but just shut down laptop! oops. will do it tomorrow.

feeling bloated and tired and have to be up at 6 for a 2hr drive to an exam so I'm off to the land of nod. sweet dreams viroids

Aww Min and RPopz that's shit.

I dare you to post something hilarious from STFU Parents on your Facebook.

I'll find you some gems.....

You could have a sly dig
Ultrasound

You could warn her what is in store for her: Queen Queefers

You could show her my all time favourite Poop skating

Enjoy

Ah man, that blog is my awesome discovery of the week!! Poop skating...

I just ate my tea.

Haha. Pop skater! Can you imagine the disgust when you walk in on that?!

I may be crap at procreation but I rock at exams! passed both

Yaaaaaaay!! Well done lil!

Well done lil, celebrating tonight?

Well done lil!

I have a big bag of Maltesers to celbrate with. As ERTD showed up early there will be no jsing to celebrate but DH did mention

Right off to update roll call again while im on pc!

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: Nov 2012
Currently waiting for DH's second SA after first one showed he has lazy swimmers sad

Name: MichonnesSamuraiSword
Age: 35
TTC Since: July 2013
Name: minion
Age:31
TTC since: 14 months and counting!

Name: minion
Age:31
TTC since: 14 months and counting!

Name: MissHobart
Age: 33
DC: Three cats
TTC: Since Jan '13 (2xmc)

Name: Spotti
Age: 23
DC's: No
TTC: #1, Cycle 3, Currently scoffing white chocolate and cranberry gluten free cookies - anyone want one? somewhere around icing time or early days in the 2ww...hard to tell exactly where I'm at so I'm keeping up with DTD, just in case!!! BFP due around 10th March.

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
Any DCs?: None
TTC since: 18 cycles
State of play: Referred to clinic by GP following all the usual tests. First appointment at fertility clinic had in Jan, new bloods been taken as indicate no ovulation. Last 21 day blood test was in a 23 day cycle so trying to arrange another one. Next appointment is May when we get all the cameras - inside and out!

Name: FurryScoob
Age: 30

Well done Lil. Best thing about ERTD is the wine I find ;-)

Agreed RPopz :)

Well done lil!! What are you studying When you're next doing the list thing would you mind putting in that I have one DC please? :)

Missing question mark!

I'm already a Chartered Accountant Daley and now I'm studying to be a Chartered Tax Advisor. Will be doing my last 2 exams in November

I shall certainly update list for you at some point.

we still seem to be missing red bear and essie guys!

Yeah, where are they?
I'm missing my early morning Red updates from across the pond!

Well done Lil.

I still don't have ERTD. Can't decide whether to go to the shop to buy a test. I suppose I could buy wine and a test and then it's a win either way. Although that may look quite bad.

Brilliant idea!
God, I want a glass of wine!

Great plan wil!

Sorry you have had a visit again lil but hopefully he good exam news has helped make it easier to deal with. Malteasers help too.

I'm sure the others will find us at some point, with BFPs maybe!

God I really want wine now too. Why did I mention it? I'm going to wait until tomorrow because at least then I can get a lie in on Saturday morning if I end up drinking the whole bottle. I'm working my way through a pizza instead.

Red is here....I have been having the most craptastic week ever, the tales from which I will regale you all later, that was just capped off with the worst news possible from my IVF nurse -- both embryos are abnormal My husband and I were actually out to lunch together when we got the call, and we just stared at each other trying not to cry in the restaurant. I am in my office with the door closed crying. I need you to all tell me not to give up!

Immediate plan: Make an appearance at coworker's goodbye party, go home -- buying ice cream and cake en route.

Long term plan: No effing clue. Phone consult with my doctor next Friday.