Drop all things contraband, we don't want you're OPK's here. Grab a cape, stroke the unicorn and reserve your spot in the pity Jacuzzi...It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 21!!

[lil1ady]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 20 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1961521-You-can-do-it-by-charting-analysing-testing-and-worrying-but-we-prefer-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-20?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

I'm back, i'm back! Am I too late?!

My MIL loves Sheldon too, I think she wishes she had one in her clan!

Here we go: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs

FFS! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs

Oooh good name!

Brilliant title! What's the etiquette? Do we fill up this one first?

Brilliant Dulcet, just brilliant

I'm going to post in here because I don't want to bring the new thread atmosphere down!

PIAPPC this morning... BFN. Though 7 days til AF. My boobs are tender today but having to remind myself that they always are the week before AF! My March PMA is officially gone. I'm starting to think its never going to happen... I've always felt like that, is that a gut feeling that something is wrong or just pure pessimissm? Can you go to GPs with gut feelings??0

Went out for dinner with my BFF last night. She has two littlies, 18months apart "by accident" They've wanted babies since day one, and has always taken my leaving it til later as not wanting to have any full stop. She went through a phase of constantly asking when we were going to have a baby "oh you should hurry up and have one!" and now she speaks as though I am some hardfaced aloof career woman non baby wanter who's more interested in clothes and holidays than children... She actually asked me last night if we were thinking about getting another puppy rather than having a child!?!

Maybe definitely just overreacting, just don't know if I can take another month of this never mind another 6!!

Prepares to be slapped

Yeah wil, fill this up asap but theres normally a little cross over...

hooya for rpopz 7days early! girl u know betta! [tha u r definitely not out yet!

let's fill this baby up and move on to new pastures. someone grab uni and the Jaffa cakes!

I've vacuumed the house to within an inch of its life and I feel much better now ;-) (Did I mention ocd on my ever expanding list of mentalz...)

Jumps on unicorn and gallops on over to 80s throwback fred

Minion is tethering Ned the unicorn as we speak.
Or type.
Soooo..... What's everyone's plans for the day? I've just finished the last of American horror story, season 2. Put a bit of oven pride in and gonna go to a certain large shopping centre to get a shiny new phone.
Any ones good on t'market?
I'm thinking of the new Sony Xperia z as it's got a pretty grand camera.

Oh, and whatevs you do, don't watch world war z. I'm not one to get scared at movies except end of the world type ones, but this one is vile...

ive just ordered nexus 5 min love my nexus 4 but I cracked the screen

I watched WWZ last weekend Min, but we are a fan of anything zombie/apocolyptic in our house so probably a different reaction. We watched Black Swan as well, that I found a bit odd!

iPhone all the way lil, Im not sure ill ever go back.

Well I'll put this here. I had a scan today and it's all looking normal! Can't believe it but also so relieved! May the new thread bring many many BFPs! xxx

already dragged my arse over there --->

dulcet we cannot speak any more. I am anti anything apple. I am morally opposed to then as a company for various reasons but that is a whole other thread. plus they charge a lot for products with less technology in than their cheaper counterparts.

congrats juniper you must be relieved. time to start enjoying it!

dulce it was the way they were so fast! Usually zombies are dead slow and kind of do the undead shuffle and rasp, but those... Cripes! talk about speedy.. And the snapping of the jaws..
I watched most of the movie with my hand covering me gob.

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