Drop all things contraband, we don't want you're OPK's here. Grab a cape, stroke the unicorn and reserve your spot in the pity Jacuzzi...It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 21!!

[lil1ady]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 20 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1961521-You-can-do-it-by-charting-analysing-testing-and-worrying-but-we-prefer-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-20?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

Woken up feeling fab Aiming to make it last!
When are you due duck? Cramps don't count you out yet, mine have been pretty bad this week!

May I just say a sounding huzzah! Breast pain (well in my left armpit) has decided to show. Nips are getting sensitive. I must have finally iced!
So I get 12 more glorious days of carefree JSing!

Never thought I'd be happy to have sore tits however.

Silver lining.

Thats a big fat line right there nessa, and so early! You are going to be a bad influence on us now, we will all be testing early!

Yay for sore tits! One more shag for luck min?

Yay for Nessa's pee stick!

I must say though, I've scrutinized your pics of the internet cheapies and I can't see anything on the 11DPO ones. Does that give us conclusive proof that ic's are crap?

How are the symptoms? Would be good to add to our library of pg symptoms to spot!

I have sore breadsticks and cramping by my right ovary, so I'm thinking ERTD is on its way. Didn't stop me POAS this morning though, it's just so easy when you have a bag full of them!

Min sorry your cycle is buggering you about. Have you ov'd this late before? Is it normal??

Hey, can I join? Started ttc last night our DS is only 3 months but we want a small age gap so we're back at it :) I'm also ebf so have a funny feeling it'll take a while :(

dulcet can't be arsed but I'm off on a trip tomorrow so maybe a goodbye one will suffice, though I know it'll be too late this month.
Oh well, March means a Chrimbo kid!

michonne thanks. Nope this is the first time it's ever happened. I wasn't stressed or anything this month. The only thing I can assume is using the OV sticks and not seeing any dark lines may have annoyed me a bit, certainly not enough to call it stress tho,
Heck It was valentines day and I was half cut, couldn't have been more relaxed.
It does mean I've got no idea when to do another day 21 however.
Balls.

Ah sorry.

Name: DaleyBump
Age: 19
TTC since: February 2014
I have had two pitiful periods since DS was born but I have absolutely no idea where I am in my cycle... If I'm even icing ah well, shagging it is :)

min count 7 days from day after last dark stick for day 21

um...tmi...pink cm just now. never had it before and AF not due until Friday. 14dpo today. hooya me now!

lil exciting stuff! Let us know how it goes on so I can live vicariously through you all.
Right so the last dark line I had was Saturday afternoon, so 7 days from then, even though it says OV happens 24-36 hours after the surge? So possibly Monday, when I had those minging cramps?

Hi Daley! You are brave to be back at it so soon but wishing you the best of luck. You can symptom spot with us!

Min - My doc advised me to still go on day 21, even if I thought I ov'd late. Is it your first one? If not then you might want to do it roughly when you think you should be for a first go i'd stick to day 21 regardless.

I have no idea where I am might have ov'd, might be currently oving, might be in the TWOT! I just don't know anymore!

Yeah it was my first one. So just stick to what I've done then. Fab. The less needles the better.

sorry dulcet but I'm going to disagree. if you had last dark line Saturday min I'd count Sunday as ov day, so next Sunday would be 7dpo, so I'd have bliids done Monday. if you go on day 21 and that's before you even ovd you'll get a negative result which will cause u unnecessary stress and worry. if day 21 is after ov but too soon after your reading will come back "too low,to sustain pg" also causing you unneccessary worry. of course books don't confirm u ovd but they are the best indicator you have so I'd stick with them.

Well I'm out for Feb... AF two days early!!!!

Resisting urge to cry in toilets... Hooya me someone!

for rpopz she's such a witch. try and avoid the cry in the toilets and sulk at home tonight instead.

well rpopz looks like I'm joining you...AF two days early here too looks like that pink cm was just another random thing my body decided to throw in this month.

I think the hardest part in all this is every month having to find a way to tell dh it hasn't happened again. so not only do I have to deal with my hopes being dashed, I have to be the one to dash his grrr aggghh its so unfair unfair unfair.

So, another day, another FB scan picture.

min

Right back at ya kid x

rpopz and Lil ...sorry that nasty bitch got you.

Ness I am not due till 3rd but oh my god awful awful cramps all day. No bfp symptoms though so am getting in that pity jacuzzi and having a BIG ASS glass of wine later.

Hello Daley.... nice to meet you.

freaking hell, another fb announcement.
Seriously. I'll be the only one working soon.

Oh FFS Min! That is so freaking annoying. If we make it that far I am going to make a point of NOT posting a scan picture on Facebook!!
Sorry to hear ERTD has turned up Lil & Rpopz - for everybody, sounds like sucky news all round

seriously min 2 in one afternoon is taking the piss! block them both now and grab a

Its ridic at the mo' at my place. MASSIVE Babyboom!

Hey girls. Wanna knowsomething frigging typical? After everything this month and all the umming and aahhing, i'm now constipated.
Tmi maybe, Just thought I'd let you know another of mother natures piss poor soh!

Hi Daley.

Sorry rpopz and lil that sucks that the bitch is back. I prescribe vodka and chocolate to get you through.

I'm still waiting for her to arrive. Genuinely don't know whether to start getting excited or not. Wish I wasn't such a lazy ass and had worked out my cycle before now. If she's not here tomorrow I might buy some sticks.