Drop all things contraband, we don't want you're OPK's here. Grab a cape, stroke the unicorn and reserve your spot in the pity Jacuzzi...It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 21!!

[lil1ady]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 20 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1961521-You-can-do-it-by-charting-analysing-testing-and-worrying-but-we-prefer-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-20?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

Rub even

zing when are you due??

Ayles your night out sounds fabulous, and your OHs are just jealous.

Min fingers well and truly crossed for you for Monday. I am in awe of your ability to withstand the urge to poas.

Lil I used to childmind my nephew from when he was 8 months old, until he was about 2. Best time ever, I utterly loved having him, because although I had already spent plenty of time with him, those times when it was just me and him were so special. It's a very kind thing that you're doing, and you will get loads of of it too. And it's good training

Well I've had lunch out with DP, MiL and SiL and now we're heading out for dinner with my parents and sister... hit all the family in one day. Crikey, we're going to be exhausted at least I don't have to be polite to my family like I do with DPs DM

I'm eagerly awaiting the witch to leave my uterus so I can get on with JSing.. does anyone else find their libido soars from around CD 6 onwards? Mind you, JSing obsessively every day for 9 days is a fine libido killer I have found.

Lol Ayles, sounds awesome! I too am partial to a cuppatea when lashed!!

Hello Zing, we just met but.....

Mich, generally my libido is through the roof when I have ERTD and disappears again shortly after.... #sodslaw

Ill join the queue for the belly rub! How's it going zing? Concept of time all lost - do you have long to go?

Cocktails and tea sounds amazing! Good call!

ayles that's class! I too would have stopped for the cuppa!

mich all that family in one day! you are nuts!

min Sunday rhymes with Monday so poas tomorrow?

I've come back from my Bros with a high chair, napies, baby snacks, toys and baby bath stuff! I am really looking forward to having him to myself. usually I see him when he's at my mums and she's not a good sharer! when I told her I'd be looking after him she said I should look after him at her house!

I won't jump dh just yet min but tomorrow hes not getting away with it. I need to clear him out and get the good spermies coming through!

Oh no, not a queue fight! Its just like the 6.30am trip to Next on sale day! Not that i've ever been but I am led to believe that's how it works.

24hrs to go min - how you feeling? Still no sign? Nothing here but some twinges now so sure something is happening.

Was at inlaws yesterday, went for a walk with MIL and got the babies talk. Thought about telling her but she'd have so many questions and she'd be excited and then disappointed. She'd probably advise me to 'just relax' too which could lead to violence. I am finding myself increasingly wanting to say something in RL though, not sure why!

Aw lil it's lovely you're so excited. They're very lucky to have you.

Dulce and Min are you going to coordinate timings as well and have a live POAS broadcast?

I think sometimes you just feel like sharing news Dulce. I let slip about my preg last time to my boss earlier than I meant to. Which was crap as she told lots of people and then I had to tell family etc as I felt bad they didn't know. I wish I had managed to keep my trap shut but you just get caught up in conversation. This time round, a few friends knew we were trying. I see one of them about once a week and last week she asked if I was pg yet. I lied and said no, which I feel bad about (although I know she won't mind). But I doubt I'll manage to fob her off until scan time - she's very perceptive. So I kind of wish she didn't know we had been trying. This is a total ramble! Basically I'm saying be sure you really don't mind others knowing before you divulge.

dulcet nothing new here! except breadsticks beginning to tingle on and off. And a general full feeling down there. I'm pretty sure it's ERTD just by how my back is cramping too. However, and maybe tmi, I usually 'dry up' just before ERTD and I haven't yet, so that's different than previously.
Lim not peeing any extra, I'm always tired so that'll never be a sign for me, no veins in boobs, they're not super hard or super sore. Nothing except you would think I'd be on, but actually not on.

Crazy.
I'm popping out to M&s to get dinner, may take a detour into boots.
You know. Just in case.

You?

So what time is the synchro pee then?
Not to fuel the menkul, but my back has been extra twingey since the BFP...
I totally know the splurge temptation Dulcet - you feel like you're lying by omission in a way if you don't say something! Try and be restrained if you can, but if you think she'll be discreet and not hugely annoying then there's no harm
Sounds like great fun having your nephew lil! And great news on the wiggly spermies, your DH must be well pleased

ness arghh I didn't need to hear that haha! now you are fuelling the cray cray!
Next you'll be telling me you too have this weird not quite a pain, pain in your bum. Like your muscles have gone tender...

Lol! Actually that's a new one on me, no bum issues here, but everyone is different... I'm getting some lovely stabby womble pains if that helps?

I do have quite a big bum, so not sure there's any muscles there to get tender...

ah, I love all the rubbing! now that does sound pervy!

michonnes

pg luck is renewed daily so no danger of running out of it!
I'm supposed to be a lucky charm anyway, so rub away as often as you like!

RPopz

lovely to meet you!

aylesbury

due on 15th July.
feels like July next year. only half way through, but I've had enough - aches, pains, nosebleeds, insomnia and I still have morning sickness.
the only positive thing is (of course apart from the end result!) that due to nausea I can't eat much so I'm still half a stone less then pre-pg weight! yay!

but enough about me, I'm really only here to support you all, not to whinge.

Min and Dulcet
when is live synchro POAS going to be?

ness stabby womble pains are here! but only about 3 a day, in early evening, in exactly the same spot. So if it's not a little hitchhiker (still don't think it is) there's something there which needs looking at.
My cramps are more like squeezes in the front, and dull aching in the back. EXACTLY like ERTD ones.

I hate this. If she's arriving, she needs to be sharp!

stabby womble pains

brilliant

not the womble pains....just the phrase!!

It's meant to be tomorrow morning zing but that feels very close now! In terms of time nessa, well my work alarm goes off at 6.30 so around then but sometimes I PIAL and crawl back to bed for 20mins before I dunk. Cos im lazy!

Not sure I have any new feelings min but I completely understand your feeling 'full' down there. Could just be ERTD waiting though. Feeling slightly sicky but it is slight and I have eaten pancakes and brownie this weekend so that won't help! I'm on full knicker watch alert though, crossing fingers everytime I go to the loo!

Everyone getting out in the sun? Get our vitimin D intake!

I'll have to break our date dulcet, the wench has arrived.
Thank god for that! It's gonna be an evil one for sure. Off to pop some ibuprofen and skip into town!
On the plus side. My pms seems to be similar every month now.

ah min bugger! at least u know ur getting pretty good at pinpointing icing as it must have been the later date as you thought.
dulcet no pressure but all our bfp hopes are on u now!

C'mon dulcet we're rooting for your womble ! lil exactly. so it seems as if i get the ewcm and pos. opk. 1 day before. at least i know what to look out for now.
Month 15!
Bring it on.