Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off!

[KatAndKit]

best of course carrot cake is part of your five a day! If you need more fruit and veg you could add a blueberry muffin?

[JethroTull]

OMFG.!!!!111!!! Bugs ..... twinz??

[KatAndKit]

That is another very promising differ symptom!

Take it easy and rest as you need to. You have been through such a lot in recent weeks.

[FizzyFeet]

Hooray!!!!!! awesome news! Now just focus on staying calm and sane until the scan. And I forbid you from peeing on any more sticks, ok?

[FrankelInFoal]

Have a luffly quiet evening Bugs, you both deserve it.

[DolomitesDonkey]

Fantastic news bugs and I'm happy to refrain for a few weeks if you'd prefer. I'm following vaguely but obv am up in air ATM.

Hest - looking back my first symptom was ridiculously crying over Taggart. (The murderer was caught and it just seemed so unjust I was devastated).

Ps love your huddle pic. X

[eurochick]

bugs I fully get the robbed feeling. I loved every minute of my first diffage (before the bad news scan). I am very happy to be diffed now but not enjoying it. I'm finding it horrible stressful, and feeling shit most of the time is not enhancing the experience.

fankle I had 2 unsuccessful rounds of IUI before moving to IVF. Although it didn't work for me, I needed to take the baby steps to the big guns.

[lovesLemonDrizzleCake]

How are you feeling, bugs? Any sleep? And disbelief? Pinching yourself? I totally hear you on the being robbed of enjoying pregnancy part, thanks to time taken and mc-survived. I now sometimes enjoy it (when the little one is moving, so I know he's alive)...

Fankle I did a ridiculous number of IUIs, 3x natural, 1x SO-BFP+mc at 8weeks, another 3x (or maybe 4x) IUI+SO. Then we moved to IVF. We stuck at IUI too long because it got me diffed once . The process itself I found easy, the drucks not too bad, but after the mc, lots of menkulling ensued, as my body changed significantly, and I all of a sudden had symptoms in the WWs (about as many as I've had during pregnancy).
Then we moved onto IVF, which I loathed. I am not so good on certain hormones, most notably the pill and DRing drucks, which were combined in my bog standard LP round. It was a really tough two months, ending in a bloody cp. I was not happy. We did get lots of frosties tho and I am now diffed from FET1. FET I found easy, as mine was unmedicated we're unexplained and I tend to have beautiful lining... It was just the IVF drucks and menkul of the first round that really got to me.
I hope that helps. Incidentally most of this was funded, if I had to invest my own money, I might have gone straight for the big guns. At least to see how IVF would pan out.

How are you hest?

[lovesLemonDrizzleCake]

Oh and bugs I don't have womble cramps as such, but I haven't slept through since September. My main (and quite convincing) symptom is insomnia. You get sort of used to it...

[lovesLemonDrizzleCake]

Well done for simply saying NO. But I won't waste too many words on your dickhead boss. But please mention his behaviour to HR and to your GP. IMO it's largely his fault that your not at work. I cried about nothing in my appraisal the day before otd with this FET. Noone has mentioned that again (and I don't think my manager is great at HR).

Also, please mention the bloat and discomfort to your GP and maybe to the clinic. OHSS is serious and if you start to feel faint or sick, you might need to go in. Have you been monitoring your weight? I'd be dead against you going back til it's clear you're not suffering from OHSS. Please look after yourself bugs.

[lovesLemonDrizzleCake]

And the savings to find etc, are all your bosses problem. You need not to worry til you're back in the swing of things.

[FrankelInFoal]

Morning all. Bugs I suspect you are going to be suffering exaggerated symptoms due to the Foof bullets, which is not going to help your menkulling. Unfortunately stretchy womble pains as the embryo burrows its way in do feel just like pre-droid pains.

The work plans sound like a good idea, and well done for telling your boss to stop with the questions.

Hest how are you and the packing this morning? Are your EA and solicitors still arsing about over the house move?

[lovesLemonDrizzleCake]

Apols for being so stern. I am just worried that despite your irritations you might get tempted to go back too soon. Just want to see the buglett(s) nice and strong on that scan!

[cletterthedishes]

1)Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')
God yes.

2) Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
Gold digger

3) Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
a) weewee
b) poopoo
c) foofoo
d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

b). Is this what I've been doing wrong?

4) Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

a), FOR GOD'S SAKE.

5) Is R2D2:
a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
b) the source of all evil.

b). I wish he'd stop coming round here, the little shit.

6) Number of pets?

0, sadly.

7) Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

Tony Law (Canadian comedian, looks like lumberjack)

8) Lesbian crush?

Jessa from 'Girls'

9) How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
a) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
b) Over 100 quid
c) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks

c) Did market research and have pinned down cheapest supplier so we can still afford mortgage

10) Which of these sentences is appalling:
a) Off to see the consultant today!!! So excited!!!!!
b) Gud luck hun sprinkling babydust for ya lol xxx
c) both of the above

b) is absolutely intolerable.

11) How barren are you?
a) childless and TTC for at least one year
b) one child and TTC #2 for at least two years
c) I've been trying for 2 cycles and the wait is driving me mad!

a).

[cletterthedishes]

Ello. This is me, if I may join: 31, married 2 years, TTC 13 months, 2 CPs, 1 MC (10 weeks). Depression setting in, all around me gradually diffing and settling down with baybees, or announcing that they will NEVER have baybees because their lifestyle is too exciting and exclusive darling. Could do with a quick whizz round the carousel.