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Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:15

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off! Grin

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MyNameIsWinkly · 11/02/2014 20:59



Nice fred MissH!
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FrankelInFoal · 11/02/2014 21:02

Yup, I did Hest, started TTC in May 2010, and got diffed in June 2013.

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 21:03

Oh yes Blush

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ControlGeek · 11/02/2014 21:17

Nice fred MissH thankee vair much. Me and Talvalin will fit right in here

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FizzyFeet · 11/02/2014 21:27

The cats are gorgeous, really - they make me laugh far more than they make me cross Smile.

frank that seems like it's gone really quickly! Does it to you, too?

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FrankelInFoal · 11/02/2014 21:32

Fizz it has gone by insanely quickly, quite scary actually as it feels like it has only just hit me that I'll have a baby in the next few weeks. I had a teary/snotty wobble about it the other night Blush

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 22:28


Think I'm going to get piles from this Fred! Grin

Signing out for the night, good luck for tomorrow Bugs Smile
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cherrycoconut · 11/02/2014 22:54

Loves the fred missH

Just popping in to wish you luck tomorrow bugs
Not a barrel of laughs here unfortunately - another family member now in hospital as of yesterday.

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cherrycoconut · 11/02/2014 23:01

Bring on the saddle sores MissH. Great naming skills Fizz, amen to that. Waddling well Frankel. When's OTD for the twinz Hest?

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Fabuluce · 12/02/2014 07:28

Gallops in on Black Beauty, all shiny and masterful looking, mane and tail flicking gorgeously with the feem toon playing in the background and is deposited unceremoniously on MissH's test cushion. Morning Hags!

Flings bucketloads of goldfish of good luck at Bugs (with strict instructions for them to be stuffed in as many pockets as possible) for today's blood test. Firmly attaches self to Bug toe for support. Wonders whether it's now ok to let go of Euro's toe at last as it must have been 12 weeks by now and all is well?

Nice Fred btw - well done :)

Yes Hest when is otd for Bob and Kate?

My futility story - me 41, TWH, 35, TTC for 3 years. Immune ishoos recently diagnosed after 2 IVF rounds - one successful then MMC@8wks and 1 failed round. Next and final round will hopefully be booked in once we have moved house (hoping to exchange early next week) and once we know TWH's job is secure as currently it's really not which is all a bit of a head fuck.

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 12/02/2014 07:57

Just a quick one to pelt bugs with the cod of cool. Not much inspiration with the fish here. Hand and toe holds til Results In Four Hours :)

I think euro will be 12weeks this weekend, so I think you might be safe letting go of her toe fab. Fingers crossed for exchanging and job security.

Sorry for more family ill health, cherry. :(

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ControlGeek · 12/02/2014 08:13

You're nearly there bugs, the CBD sounds very promising indeed. Do you call them, or do they call you?

C'mon Kate & Bob!

Cherry sorry to hear you've got family in hospital. That's really rotten.

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Fabuluce · 12/02/2014 08:14

Cherry I'm so sorry to hear of another family member in hospital. It has been such a struggle for you - you are so strong. Gently wrapping a home made cod blanket around your shoulders for comfort.

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Fabuluce · 12/02/2014 09:08

Menkul menkul menkul

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FrankelInFoal · 12/02/2014 09:27

Can you take the dogs for a nice long walk Bugs? Or if the weather is rotten out a film on to try and take your mind off things for an hour or two?

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MyNameIsWinkly · 12/02/2014 09:33

Homes Under The Hammer is great! Good luck bugs, thinking of you.

cherry I'm so sorry you have another ill family member. You are having a proper old time of it aren't you.

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FrankelInFoal · 12/02/2014 09:44

Oh cherry I'd missed your post about your relative. I'm really sorry, how is your sister doing?

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MissHobart · 12/02/2014 10:22

Love Homes under the Hammer! Grin is why I got up at ten on my only lie in day Hmm







How the house stuff sorts out soon Geek , I've been inspired to sort out a trip to our mortgage adviser to finally get on the paperwork and hopefully get some money out of them to renovate!

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MissHobart · 12/02/2014 10:50

Can I have a short menkul please?!

OPKs say I had an early LH surge last weekend, no dtd for about 5 days before and 2 days after (Hmm ), for the last 2 days I've had Womble ache/cramp, way too early for droid, starting to convince myself of an immaculate conception and I'm feeling implantation! Confused (I'm also constipated (from codeine) and taking laxatives for that which could be causing cramps!? Blush

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MissHobart · 12/02/2014 10:51

Just looked at the dates on a calender! Deff not implantation 1 day after OV!! Grin

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eurochick · 12/02/2014 10:56

Oooo nice new Fred. My hoss is a skittish mare named Frolicking on Acid.

I turn 12 weeks tomorrow fab, but my 12 week scan isn't until Monday.

Good luck for today bugs.

I hope the men killing isn't too bad hest.

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Fabuluce · 12/02/2014 11:13

Sorted then Euro - still holding into your toe (considers self as helpful as a lucky rabbit's paw) until post 12 week scan and until you're ready to cut me loose Smile

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