Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off!

[Fabuluce]

Omg spelling spelling spelling!! The traumas of texting on my side in bed because my phone cable isn't long enough!!

[Fabuluce]

Shit Fanks - you've got all the two worst words nailed there haven't you?

[Fankletastic]

Ovarian failure. There's another two shit words. I'm sorry about that too Cherry.

We need something Cheery on here. Bugs- how's you? Tell us good thongs from t'other side.

[Fankletastic]

Lol! Good thongs! Yes, that ought to get a smirk eh

[KatAndKit]

Dishy I am so sorry. It is utterly utterly shit.

I had an erpc. It was easier than misoprostol and obviously much less painful as done with general anaesthetic. I was 11 weeks then and was advised that misoprostol was better up to 9 weeks. Next time I had misoprosyol at 9 weeks in order to avoid repeat surgeries so close together but I was pretty traumatised by it. Erpc was a quick procedure and I was home just after lunch time.

[cherrycoconut]

Thanks Fanks, I think I've had my worst 12 months ever. Listen karma, my next 12 are going to be the total dogs bollocks. No messing.

[cherrycoconut]

Arf at good thongs Fankle though I disagree there is any such thing. I despise the cheeseboard style of pant.

[cherrycoconut]

My bestest words just now are Friday afternoon, log fire and gin & tonic. It's the little things.

[cherrycoconut]

Oh and bed time where I is now headed.
Hags our latest fred is nearly up. Time for a new super lucky feem. Any plucky soul volunteering for the job?

[Fankletastic]

Thank you for sharing that good thong Bugs. Lol

[cletterthedishes]

cherry, that is absolutely awful about your twin sister. And all this crap about TTC on top of it . . . Here's to the next twelve months giving you only good things

fankle, that's so sad . . . there's so much focus on fighting lifestyle risks for cancer that it's easy to forget that in reality most of the time it just happens. Doesn't matter what you do or have done.

I used to (secretly, because it's blatant woo and therefore embarrassing) imagine that anything horrendous that happened was a kind of 'down payment' on some future wonderful thing which would make up for it. All I can say is that the BESH had better have some amazing shit coming up .

katandkit, fab, thanks for sharing your experiences. I'm erring more towards an op now. I just can't face the weeks of disruption, mess and uncertainty that natural or misoprostol MC entails. They offered me the option with my last one (at 10 weeks), so hopefully they will do again.

Mr C went out last night with two work friends, one of whom has kids and one of whom has just announced a pregnancy with his wife. Both of them cornered him about when he and I were going to have kids. I swear to God the ONLY people who do this are fucking instadiffers. I hereby swear never, ever to be so thoughtless myself. Wonder what they would have said if he'd responded cheerily 'Actually we're eight weeks pregnant right now, but it looks like it's going to be another miscarriage. Heigh ho!' Twats.

[cletterthedishes]

Succinct and correct.

[MissHobart]

Can't believe we're nearly at the end of another thread!

Thanks for all the fish ladies! Went to diffed friends last night for dinner and am the worse for wear today due to much gin wine consumption! Dreamt I pissed on four tests before waking up needing the loo so decided I didn't need the menkul of testing, either result would fuck me up to be fair! I just daren't (is that a even a word? ) even hope for diffment. So no kidney punches unless droid is late, due on Tuesday so will just wait it out!

As for weekend activities, I get to work for the next four nights! Woohoo!

I hope everyone's doing ok/as well as can be expected. I'll catch up on everyone's details at work where I can post properly using a keyboard and not tapping on my phone!

[MissHobart]

I will also add a big FUCK YOU CUNTING UNIVERSE on behalf of the BESH!

[MissHobart]

[MissHobart]

Please stay Bugs! I'll be in the same boat if I get duffed! Moving on is scary!

Yay for another win!

[Fabuluce]

I'll do a new Fred (gulp, virgin) but it won't be until later today as my phone is fucking about and I need some wifi rather than 3G - can't wait till we have broadband! Hope you can wait Hags!

Bugs, pleeeeeaaaase don't leave!

[cherrycoconut]

Well volunteered Fab
Whoop for our dear Merkin
Glad to hear you're not galloping off into the far yonder bugs

[Fabuluce]

New fred is up but for some reason I can't find how to hyperlink it so I'll put the whole damn thing in here instead.... no feem I'm afraid but hopefully it'll do...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2032349-Karmas-a-load-of-old-shite-The-BESH-have-gone-through-a-fair-old-heap-of-bollocks-lately-so-its-time-we-had-some-good-news