Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off!

We've had an easy morning thankfully but we are moving imminently so it's all about the packing. Oh how I hate packing!!

Cunting fuck! No sign of droid yet and boobs still a bit sore so decided I needed to test as I'm going out tonight and need to know if I can drink.

Got a negative on a first response so looks like I'll be on it til I vomit tonight. Bastard.

Droid is officially a bastard Fanks. Have fun partying though.

Thanks fab. I'm gutted though. I had that really vivid dream of getting a +ve test the other night. Clearly my dreams do not predict the future!

I guess this is only my first cycle after the lap & dye so I shouldn't have been expecting a miracle. Got appointment to see my FC on 17th so time to get real about the prospect of IVF.

Not happy. But my old friend wine will maybe cheer me up...in that slightly bitter 'oh fuck it' way. Story of my sodding life.

I hear you Fanks. Hope is a terrible thing in this game isn't it.

Lol! Is she for real?! No ways she's getting diffed if her other half is clearly waaaaay too much into anal!

Damn - has it gone??

Damn, it's gone before I had a chance to post this:

Baby making - you're doing it wrong, Bruce!

Cock, I'm so jealous, I didn't see it!!

I read it. Thought it had potential to be hilarious.

Damn you all - what was said, what was said??

Haha - well that ain't ever going to happen then!! Unless you're like that woman who'd had loads of children already, her husband had had the snip but not the final ok that all was clear and they had anal but she'd farted and was now late!!

Ah yes, the pooby.

That's the one - I knew there was a word that covered the whole thread, thanks euro!

Had some dark yellow discharge yesterday which has made me seriously commence menkulling. It's what happened last time, before the brown stuff turned up, on a couple of occasions. Doesn't necessarily mean it's symptomatic of a failing pregnancy of course, but anything that reminds me of last time is going to freak me out.

It's stopped now, but it's triggered a worry cascade. Are my breasts less sore? Am I less tired? Why am I not feeling sick? What if I have immune issues that are thwarting the Grub as we speak? AAARGH