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Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:15

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off! Grin

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Sounds like a productive day Bugs Grin

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FrankelInFoal · 19/02/2014 15:57

I'm blaming the pregnancy-puff that has returned with a vengeance - feet like a baby elephant and fingers like sausages Hmm

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Fabuluce · 19/02/2014 19:02

Welcome selecta - thanks for popping by. Smile the BESH are a pretty amazing bunch aren't they

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SinkyMalinks · 19/02/2014 20:22

'Twas me fab. I would be particularly bad for me to vocalise certain thoughts at work. So in the interests of staying off the pages of the daily mail, I do this. Work on looking thoughtful, rather than vacant is my only advice.

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