Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off!

I'm definitely going to try cunt twat arse mouth tomorrow and share it with my chums too. Seems only fair.

Finally we have our mortgage offer through - fingers crossed for exchange now...

Fingers crossed on the house move Fab. Getting the exchange out of the way is a big relief as you know that next to nothing can go wrong after that!

Bugs hope work is more stimulating today, but don't overdo it.

Selecta such nice words . These ladies hags truly are the greatest.

Ello fellow hags. I need a sanity check.

Tested neg this month at 10DPO, expecting R2D2 sometime between Tues and today. Bit of brown stuff turned up yesterday, thought it was as expected, then . . . nothing. It's stopped. Nothing else, no cramps.

This never happens.

I have no piss sticks in the house, husband and I are about to go off for a pressie spa day so have this morning to make a decision. The choice is this. Do I:

A. Leave house and buy piss stick (only for cramps and full-on bleeding to turn up half an hour later, leaving me £10 down)

B. Leave it and see what happens (but menkull about the potential effect of saunas and booze on probably non-existent mini-Dishy)

Votes anyone?

Punches kidneys. Cough up the dosh for the piss stuck this time Cletts. No need for additional menkulling.

Exchange should be tomorrow - fingers crossed!

Go out and buy some sticks Dish but wait till tomorrow for FMU.

Remember: First Response Early Result or Superdrug own are your best bet.

How many dpo are you now, dish? If it's 14 or above, I'd buy a stick, but you can do a cheap one, no need to spend a tenner!

Fingers crossed all goes well, fab.

I am sad for so many on our thread today, that I am going to do a completely unBESHly group hug. You know who you are, if you're nearby come and I'll smother you in scallops.

bugs well done on getting through your first day back at work. I'm glad they seem to be playing ball and leaving you to get on with things rather than dumping on you straight away. I've worked in a very similar environment and can say that what you describe is definitely not unique to where you work, sadly.

sinks I just tried that writing with your tongue thing - unfortunately it tickles far too much for me to get away with at work, but made me smile.

fab congrats on the mortgage offer, that's such a good feeling. I've got everything crossed for exchange tomorrow for you.

Holy fucking fuck fuck. It's positive.

Bloody hell Dish that was quick! What did you test on? Strong line?

It's faint though. And my CM is brown. Oh god, this has only MASSIVELY INCREASED MENKULLING

aaaargh aaaaargh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

It's a CB Plus

I have no symptoms

I'm 14DPO (probably, didn't get a massive indication from CM this month so couldn't pinpoint it)

Ok, deep breaths Dish. A bit of blood can be quite normal, so don't worry too much about that for now. For the moment you are PUPO, so for peace of mind maybe think about testing again in 24/48 hours. Look at it this way, CB's are not the most sensitive, so if you get a positive on one of them you are doing well.

^ what frankel said. And remember, faint means nothing - a line is a line. I think CB stay quite faint for ages. Congrats dishy!! ps I may have lied about the test result not leaving you to menkull

Sorry to point this out, but The. Menkul. Never. Stops! You just menkul over other stuff!

Thanks frankel.

Must:

Breathe deeply

Stay away from Google

Not despair

Just told husband, he had the same reaction as me. Excitement tempered with dread.

Why does it have to be a faint positive, brown shit and no symptoms?

Just once I would like a pregnancy which announces itself with a massive fuck-off solid line, vomiting and boobs like barrage balloons. Anything else just makes me think 'Miscarriage'.

Oh, and thanks lugs, geek. Missed your posts. That's what happens if you stop in the middle of typing to tell your husband you might be pregnant

Right, got to go and pack for spa. I'll update on Friday afternoon . . .

cheers, lugs, I know you (and lots of other hags here) understand the Fear. Cramps, dizziness and sore breasts sounds like a good symptom collection though!

Eek! Congrats Dishes! I very definitely understand the Fear, I'll grab a toe for you, enjoy the spa! One sauna session and a small glass of congratulatory wine (fizz) will do no harm!

I've stopped imaginary symptom spotting and very much looking forward to seeing my best friend tomorrow! Also looking forward to lots of wine over the weekend! Droid expected next week so will be badgering OH to get his S.A. booked. Got vitamin D results, don't know the exact number but GP has prescribed me uber supplements of 20.000 and 50.000 units of D2 and D3 for the next three months so it's safe to say that I'm fairly deficient! I blame the fact that I burn at the drop of a hat so whenever there's a break in the clouds I slather on factor 50, will be visiting the tanning booths once a fortnight for a five minute dose of intense UV! Oh the irony

I hope everyone's doing ok, I've turned into a massive lurker as there's not much happening in Hobart land!

Congrats dishy. We understand the fear. Brown blood means nothing I had weeks of it. And I agree with frank. The men killing is here to stay. Not much to do about that...