Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

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Well they didn't have any. And the Clear Blues were all locked up so I would have had to ask someone to come and unlock them

24 more hours, unless I'm beaten by droid which is pretty likely, given the achings and stabbings which are going on.

Bollocks, maybe I'll get a CBD after all. Just so I know. Hopefully Tesco's don't imprison them in security devices.

Oh I don't KNOW :(

What's wrong with Tesco's? I've seen everyone slagging them off.

I just don't know if I can bear "Not Pregnant". It's like a stick saying "Ha ha did you think YOU could pregnant? Give up love."

I've never liked digi tests. They're not very sensitive. I think the conception indicator thing just fuels the menkul in anyone who isn't a confident instadiffer.

I was always a fan of the internet cheapies, which at 10miu, like a FRER I think. A line is a line and all that. You hear of people dismantling the digis to see if there is a second line.

hest the force of the BESH is with you.

At 14 days any piss stick ought to do. I don't rate tesco or boots.pound land sell perfectly adequate sticks. CBD are a bit less sensitive as others have said, but what I hate most about them is the interminable waiting time before they display a result. If you have any of sticks or shag dictator sticks you could piss on one of those if you can't get a proper stick on the right day.

I think I threw them out in disgust a while ago. OK if I dehydrate myself, would piss during the day time be accurate?

But didn't you piss early?

I really should have thought about this before but a) didn't want to think about it c) I had loads of other shit to deal with and c) I thought Sainsbury's would have the FR ones.

Any piss ought to do at 14 days. I would piss in a cup and inspect the colour of the sample. If it is very pale perhaps try again laTer but if reasonably yellow it should give a true result.

Right. That's the best plan. Thanks Kat.

I'll shut up now.

Well as chance would have it I just found a tesco's one in the bathroom.

However droid cramps are getting stronger.

This sucks :(

Hest if you are diffed I would defo be expecting womble cramps now. So don't let that be a No sign. As Kat says what type of test you use at this point won't matter too much. Just use FMU. Or collect it if that's at 4am. As long as you're not drinking gallons in the night it will be fine. Best of British for the morning.

Sending you good thoughts hest. Are you planning on POAF tomorrow?

FWIW, I used tesco piss sticks. Was never a frequent offender though, so haven't tried the gamut of tests out there, and bow to the BESH collective knowledge.

If I were you I would test tonight. But I am not you. Holding your hand however you decide to do it.

What can I hold for you, hest? A toe or some of the pile of shit you're lugging with you. Do whatever you feel least uncomfortable w re: sticks. No experience to speak of, but the one clear positive I got was an IC. But the other were cp, so the sticks were right! Good luck!!

I'm a bit anti sticks myself as I just think they are a terrible waste of money in a general month by month basis however this month is different and I also now to the BESH greater knowledge. Just know that you are loved by all, whatever the outcome.

What fabulace said. You really are.

Still firmly clutching that hand Hest, and exactly what Fab said even if it is a bit unBESH-like