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[MissHobart]

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off!

Yes, First Response Early Response (or something like that) - in the pink box.

A piss cocktail?

Is FRER first response?

:o

Thanks.

I think LP means more like a piss tasting menu than a piss cocktail...

Ah ok. I'll line up a row of ramekins.

I'm not sure I can handle "Not Pregnant" in plain English.

Ah fuck I don't want to do it. No sore boobs, no tiredness, no dizziness, no cramps.

Yes, yes Winks - like a flight of piss!

Saving the glass ramekins for piss-testing is one of the excuses to purchase and consume several boxes of Gu desserts.

I hear you, Hest. But I didn't have ANY of those symptoms 10DPO with little PlusOne, either.

It's the 14th day tomorrow. Those are the instructions.

I don't know :(

Def get a FRER if you can, hest. I hate the CB digi ones and think they aren't that reliable early on. And if sore boobs, tiredness etc are not prerequisites for pregnancy! If they were I'd have been diffed for the last 3 years. Crossing everything I have for you tomorrow.

Glad your visit to work was ok, bugs and that your boss has stopped being an arse. Don't be afraid to call him on it if he starts up again, though.

Tomorrow I start sniffing for down-reg. Nice to be getting on with it.

I resisted temptation thanks to you hags as I know even if I am PG (immaculate conception ) it's way too early! Going to LaaanDaan at the weekend to see BFF (yes I am 14 ) and looking forward to much wine so just gonna wait till I'm late or not!

Hest - get a digital and cover up the weeks bit with black tape or tip-ex. Symptoms or lack of mean fuck all!

Or a FRER, just remember the darkness of the line also means nothing!

Oh, I have continued to pee on opk's though, will continue that four a couple of months to track my cycle!

Definitely a First Response Early Result if you can Hest. They're more sensitive then most others at about 10miu sensitivity.

I'm pretty sure the CBD are less sensitive (25miu) so I wouldn't use one to start with.

Not sure about Sainsbo availability though.

If it's of any help, the Superdrug ones are also pretty sensitive.

Good luck tomorrow, hest! No opinion on test sticks, use the tips of the experienced hags...

Going back to what LP said! I'm sure I read that blue dye tests are less reliable than pink dye ones. Not sure why though!

Sorry, my iPad has taken to inserting random exclamation marks when I actually want a comma

Right. Here's a plan. I will go to Sainsbo's . If they have FR I will get one. If not I'll go to town tomorrow and delay by 24 hours.

Just read my instructions again. "Try to minimise stress"

I have even stopped farting and being constipated. Sigh.

Yay Euro that's excellent news I have teared up a little and everyfink! Will start to uncurl hand from toe but it's a little crampy after all this time so it may take a while

Bugs - so pleased it went ok at work and your boss wasn't an arse. I once had a boss who when I asked what he wanted me to respond to someone's difficult questioning he said 'tell em to fuck off!' When I asked him how I would do that politely he replied 'fuck orf'.

Hest, good luck for tomorrow. Would you like a toe grab now that I've let go of Euro's?

Afm I've been working - actual real working in an office and everything! I'm a bit knackered 7.30-6.30 but have had lots of lovely compliments which is nice

I've got slight womble cramps. This is impossible and useless. I'm as barren as the fucking Kalahari. I'll just buy a fucking stick and get it bloody over with. Fuxache.