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Come and join us on the brand new, rather fabulous, and very slightly notorious (or so we'd like to think!) JUST SHAGGING PART 19!!

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Nessalina · 10/11/2013 00:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo


ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 18 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1843945-Put-on-your-capes-and-rub-the-Unicorn-belly-aka-my-dear-please-pour-baby-gravy-on-my-egg-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-18" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we become a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!
OP posts:
DoesZingBumpLookBigInThis · 25/11/2013 02:36

Nyssa

I'm an August baby and I'm very smart, kind, loyal, funny and if I was a little less modest I'd be perfect!Grin

tell him it's not the birthday that matters.
it's nature and nurture. and a bit of luck.

lil1ady · 25/11/2013 11:31

Hi all. over a sickness bug and back from weekend away so final pounced oh dh last night. seems late to be starting shagging on cd14 but hopefully will be fine based on past cycles.

we need another bfp around here, who's twotting atm?

Waggamamma · 25/11/2013 13:48

hi lil1ady I'm twotting just now on cd20. Although pretty sure I missed ov day going by ewcm and some horrendous cramps. We dtd the day before (twice!) and day after (used lube so probably killed any swimmers) it's just wait and see time now...Not quite going crazy yet, this time next week I will be!

cookielove · 25/11/2013 17:29

Hello hello hello all, i have some wonderful news although nothing to do with BFP's so don't get too excited, our offer on the flat we want was accepted!! Yay!!

Erm i think i was asked to describe it, and then forgot to so here is a quick run down of it, its a two bed flat in a really quiet area of the town we live in (yay) and it has two gardens and two parking spots (yay) its a bit smaller in some ways then where we are living now but it is lovely!!

Fx wagga

FurryScoob · 25/11/2013 19:06

Yay, congratulations cookie sounds lovely!

Hello newbies!

2 days into the last TWOT of the year here but hopefully it'll go faster than normal, I'm a cook & work is bloody mental this time of year.
I've had to brave DP's manflu to DTD this month so I'm keeping everything crossed braving the snot infested mess was worth it!

Nyssalina · 25/11/2013 22:36

Great news Cookie!! Well with you and Minion both about to be happy new home owners maybe we should promote our Fred as being great for those having trouble TTMH (trying to move house!) Grin

Redshoes56 · 26/11/2013 04:11

Hello! cookie congratulations on the flat - sounds wonderful! I love TTMH, nyssa, teehee.

Today was a crazy roller coaster of a day. Up at the crack of dawn to go get blood work and ultrasound before work. All looked good. Right now I am starting out with 13 (lucky!) follicles, 6 on one side and 7 on the other, though that doesn't really indicate how many eggs they might be able to get in the end.

After that, I headed into work. I knew I was going to have a rough day. I had meetings scheduled pretty much all day, including one presentation for my boss. I have been coaching my team on this presentation, and they've been driving me up the wall about the whole thing. It was like I was talking to a brick wall half the time - I did NOT think they were listening to my advice, and I was worried about how it was going to go. Thankfully, they nailed it. I was so proud and impressed! Phew.

During all this, though I had no time to pee or eat, I did somehow manage to sneak into an empty office to call the ins. co. to harass them about approving my medication. I was so worried about it not getting taken care of not being able to start my injections tonight. I got a human being on the phone at around 12:30 who promised me in a few hours it would be handled. At 3:30, I called the pharmacy, and the tech there said half were approved and half were rejected! WTF. She was amazingly helpful, called the ins. co., got it all straightened out by 4:30.

Off I go to pick all the meds up before 6 p.m. It's a special pharmacy that deals in fertility medication. I was incredibly stressed about getting there on time, and sure enough, traffic was a nightmare. All the stress about work and trying to also coordinate all this IVF nonsense finally hit me. Suddenly I am sitting in my car, with a sea of red lights in front of me, crying like a fool. I pulled up at 6:04, and the light was on in the hallway...but the actual office was dark and the door was locked. I just wanted to collapse on the floor in a heap.

Just when I was about to collapse into said heap, a woman came down the stairs in her coat, car keys in hand, obviously about to go home. She looked at me and asked, "Are you OK?" (I guess I looked THAT distraught.) I told her my sob story, and she unlocked the door, turned on the lights, and got me my stuff. I have never been so relieved. Now THAT is customer service. I need to write a nice letter.

Anyway, I don't know why I'm sharing all this except to give you a glimpse into my crazy day. I just gave myself the first two injections and it was easy! I was a little nervous, but it was totally painless and not difficult since there were detailed instructions and even videos to watch. Even still, I treated myself to a burger and fries for dinner; back on the low-carb bandwagon tomorrow. The next appointment I have is Thanksgiving morning, for more blood work and another ultrasound to see how things are progressing with the medication. Whee!

EmberElftree · 26/11/2013 07:13

Thanks for the welcomes! And thanks cookielove for the suggestion to read this fred Grin

DH is now back from travelling so we're full steam ahead for this month awoohoo!

thelentil · 26/11/2013 14:29

Thanks Nyss and Dulcet, DP and I had a long chat following his tardiness about SA, it was very helpful, he's keener than I thought!

Congrats on the flat Cookie, hope it all goes smoothly

Red, how are the injections going? Are there side effects?

Redshoes56 · 26/11/2013 17:34

lentil - men sometimes just need a little push to get their butts in gear!

No side effects yet. I feel totally normal. Well, I was very gassy last night but that may have been the cheeseburger :) Just the tiniest bit of itching for a few minutes at the injection site, but it was for one or two minutes and that was it. I hope the whole regimen goes this smoothly!

Nyssalina · 26/11/2013 18:28

God you poor thing Red! Isn't it just amazing when people go out of their way for you like that? She deserves a medal Smile Glad it's all gone ok, that's a pretty good haul of follicles from what I understand isn't it?

lil1ady · 26/11/2013 18:44

fx twotters

red that is one hell of a day! so pleased the lady helped you. so many wouldn't!

congrats on the flat cookie so exciting!

same shit different day here. onward though!

cookielove · 26/11/2013 20:49

red so glad there are nice people in the world :)

Hello embers

nyss didn't you use to be ness or am I confused?

Nyssalina · 26/11/2013 23:48

Yes! I'm still Ness really, I name changed for the Doctor Who 50th anniversary weekend, in honour of Dr Who companion Nyssa Grin
Changing back once I can get on a computer!

Redshoes56 · 27/11/2013 13:59

The gas is officially a side effect. I got it last night, too. Maybe my ovaries are bulking up and pushing air around? All I know is, I am WINDY. I guess it could be worse. The hormones could be making me a raging lunatic. I'll take some bloat.

How are all you lovely ladies today? ember are you and DH getting busy loads now that he's back? nyssa DH is really into Doctor Who; BBC America is a staple in the house right now Grin.

I am off to the market to get my turkey and trimmings to prepare for Thanksgiving tomorrow here. Hope you are all having a cape-worthy day.

fifi669 · 27/11/2013 21:56

Glad things are moving red. You trump away :)

Nyssalina · 27/11/2013 23:24

Oh, I am in SUCH a ragey mood! Angry One of my DHs best friends and his wife have just posted ultrasounds on Facebook to announce their second baby, and it just irrationally pissed me off! I think my actual words to DH were along the lines of:
'oh for fucks sake, they've got one already! They need to get to the back of the queue and wait until everyone who wants one has one before they go back for seconds! Like a buffet!! They're jumping the queue at the baby buffet!!!'
Then I realised he was looking at me like I was a mad woman Blush Grin

Nyssalina · 28/11/2013 00:56

(I feel the need to add a calmer postscript: all of you that are trying for baby no. 2, 4, 8, whatever, that is totally allowed, I have no rage towards you Grin It's people IRL that stress me out!! Shock)

DoesZingBumpLookBigInThis · 28/11/2013 03:34

nyssa

RL people suck, don't they?
I'm sorry you have to wait so long - I'm guessing it's because your baby is going to be one of the really well-behaved ones and those take longer to prepare!Wink

(hugs)

cookielove · 28/11/2013 07:07

Oh I love a rant like that. Your right its not fair!

Dr who is lost on me Confused

Minion · 28/11/2013 07:11

phewwwy red, crack a window in here sister!
All went ok with dad, he's positive, i'm positive, we're all one big glob of pulsating positivity (rinse add repeat).
Still worried tho, so here's hoping the chemo can do it's magic and contain the blighters.
i'm a fully paid up member of the twot at the moment. Got the t shirt and everything! But I've come down
with a dreaded blocked nose cold and it's not coming out. It's just sitting there waiting for me to get really pissed with it! So no nice tasty food,boooo

Anyone else participating in a but of twottage?

Waggamamma · 28/11/2013 07:52

nyss I know exactly how you feel, irrationally gives me the rage too.

I'm in twot cd23 here. No unusual symtoms or anything though. just crossed fingers and toes. Pretty sure we missed ov day. dtd day before though.

lil1ady · 28/11/2013 09:58

it only takes one wagga fx

I'd take being windy to get a baby red small price to pay...well for Ur dh to pay!

ness loving your rant! sounds like something I'd say! my dh has a tendency to tell me when his friends announce they are pg on Fb. I'm like why would you tell me that? I don't know these ppl I don't need to know they r pg. why tell me and infuriate me with it! I'd rather not know! grr

still jsing here. twot should be imminent Grin

thelentil · 28/11/2013 11:36

Glad it's not just me with the irrational IRL pg jealousy, so far I've confined mine to celebrity pg news. Had a big of a pang at the weekend holding a friend's son who would be the same age as first MC, second one would have been due Christmas Day

DP seems to have no concept of "fertile time" and has cape on permanently. I could explain but, yunno...

juniper81 · 28/11/2013 12:19

Love your rant ness. I have one brewing too but may freak you all out!

Haven't heard from job people which is a bit weird! Feeling a bit fed up with it all lately, like it's never going to happen so what's the point in trying? I'm not usually such a quitter but with most things you know you'll get there in the end. Guess I need to get back into a "at least we tried" state of mind but when even my DH is getting tired of the cape action...finding it all hard work and I have so much on with work and various activities. Will try to get on it at the weekend. Think I need some of that positivity minion!

Best of luck to twotters! xxx

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