Come and join us on the brand new, rather fabulous, and very slightly notorious (or so we'd like to think!) JUST SHAGGING PART 19!!

[Nessalina]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 18 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1843945-Put-on-your-capes-and-rub-the-Unicorn-belly-aka-my-dear-please-pour-baby-gravy-on-my-egg-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-18" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we become a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

Hi Just Shagging-ers,

Someone suggested that I join this thread so here I am!

Name: Ember
DCs: None
TTC: Since October 2013 (cycle #2)

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

Name: juniper
DCs: none
TTC since: August 2011 with CMP Jan 12

Name: Gnomiegrace
DCs: none
TTC since: May 13, 5 cycles

Name: Zing (added by Ness!)
DCs: Six
TTC since: August, Just got her BFP, and is hopefully continuing to lurk!

Thelentil
No kids
TTC since Aug 12, MCs Oct 12 and May 13

Name: Furryscoob
Kids: none
TTC since: July 2013

Name: Bearfacedchic
Children: zilcho
Ttc since: August 2011 making it now 27 cycles. Yawn. Being referred for IVF. Get those test tubes and Bunsen burners out!

Name 1974Rach (Rachael)
No Kids (yet)
TTC since 09/11/2013

Name: quarksinapeartickle
No kids, 1 mc in Oct
Ttc since Nov 2012 (gulp....a whole year)

Name :Minion
Kids: none ( not through lack of trying)
TTC: yes but getting over it quickly. Cycle 11... DE.PRESS.ING!

Name: Cookielove
kids: None
TTC: Jan 2013 (miscarried in sept 13)

Name: Redshoes56
DCs: Not yet!
TTC Since: Um....yeah, it's been awhile. Been "Just Shagging" here since Sept. 12

Name: fifi669
Kids: DS 05/12/10
TTC: April 2013, BFP October 2013.... Hanging around til it seems real.....

Name: Essie
DC: nope
TTC: Since Dec 2013

Wow we are a growing crowd. Hi together ember and flip welcome!

how's the sickness zing?

Hello and welcome all!
Poor Rach - there's nothing worse than a trip to the parents house to put the damper on JSing!! Trip to Scotland sounds promising though - just the two of you?

Hi all, welcome new people. Rach thought of you last night. Out on the vimto and got a bit emotional telling a friend about everything and she gave me a friendly punch on the arm! Fair brought me out of it

Thinking about taking a break this month, it's getting me down a bit, but will chat with DH, he's a lot keener than me atm. Have lovely weekends x

Hello hello hello all :)

Got stuck behind a truck that had bfp as part of its number plate, made me think of you lot!

ember it was me that suggested you pop on over

Ertd is in the house, which is a good thing. It is cd 27/1 today so almost bang on time, my periods are now normal after my mc!

Oooh whoops hello neeeeewbieeees

Oooh whoops hello neeeeewbieeees

cookie
I was stuck behind a car yesterday with the plates BFP!
Spooky.
I'll update you all soon as I'm off out for a curry with my in laws x
Welcome brand new shaggers, pull up a sunbed next to the pity pool, you hopefully won't be needing it as long
X

Hello! Kitty here, ttc#1 had a shitty ttc cycle 1 last month due to lady problems so I'm counting Next cycle (AF currently here) as #1 instead!

Morning viroids

Dtd at my parents house I blame the wine.... feel like a teenager and feel like I'm going to get in trouble.

OH made me laugh at a key moment, he said "Are you ready? We're gonna make a baby" still making me chuckle this morning.

juniper never under estimate the power of a friendly punch on the arm. Hugs are likely to make you cry and therefore wreck your mascara, but a punch might just make you smile and they act as a hooya!

have a good day y'all xx

.....hmmm wonder if I'm upduffed ha ha ........

Hehe, you never know rach !
Glad to hear the insides are coordinating again cookie! How long has that taken? I've just finished the post TFMR AF (thank god!) so I'm waiting for the first 'real' AF to be allowed to properly DTD. Ideally I want it to not turn up til after Wednesday... I may have been obsessing about dates slightly (a hooya may be in order!) but basically, so long as next period starts on or after November 27th 2013, we're ok to try that cycle, as the baby would be due 3rd Sept 2014. So long as they're not early, they'd be five on 3rd Sept 2019, and not have to go to school for 2nd Sept 2019 term!
Aka no unprotected sex before 11th Dec!
Bit OTT?!
Welcome kittyrose!

nyss it really hasn't been too long to get my periods back to normal, found out on the 24th of sept that the baby had died, Erpc was 6 days later, 11 days after that I had a one day period, 17 days after that I had my real period, 27 days after that I had my next. Usually have a 28 day cycle lasting 3-4 days :)

Now we are waiting for the results of the blood test to see if we can start ttc again. Fx every one that we aren't carriers.

Why do you not wa
Hello kitty :)

Whoops, why do you not want your child to be the oldest in its class?

Or is that youngest? hang on I'm confused!

So longest ERTD I've ever had seems to be over. 7 days, WTF is that about?! There's a chance my new job could send me to US next July so debating how pregnant I can be to get on a plane. If a baby was due Sept, could I get on plane in July?

Hope you get the results soon cookie, did they give an indication of when?

Good curry minion? I had one yesterday, feel fat now!

Hi newbies! Get shagging!

cookie

FX from all of us in Zingland and that is a lot of fingers!

Dulcet -

that depends on dates and when you are flying back.
last time I flew I was 32 - 33 weeks pg (March 2010) the rules were:

• if over 32 weeks pg you need a letter from GP that is no more than 3 days old on the day of travelling

the letter should state that you'd been checked, no problems or expected complications and you're fit to fly

• if you are over 36 weeks you need the same letter, but it must be written the day before your flight.

best if it covers that you should be also safe on your journey home!

and of course the whole thing depends on dates (if we assume you and baby are healthy), because if you are due 28th Sept and need to fly 2nd July you'd be about 28 weeks + so absolutely no problem

if you are due on 3rd Sept but have to fly on 30th July you'd be about 35 weeks pg (say 36 weeks flying back) - that's too close for comfort, but not impossible.
although for a first time mum the GP can refuse to give you permission and you will not be able to board with that letter!

(best to check current rules with the airline you will travel with)

hth

Fingers crossed, cookie....

And hello to all the newbies!

Cookie - DH doesn't want the virtual child to be the youngest in class. I'm not fussed, I know lots of well adjusted August babies, however because he's a school teacher he has seen some of the younger ones in his class struggle sometimes so he just doesn't want to take that chance. Mind you if we do get lucky month one and the baby's early he'll just have to put up with it!

Evening all!

Me and dh dtd last night after 2 weeks of nothing! 2 weeks no shagging is just not normal for us and even more strange now that we're ttc I'd got a bit worried tbh but we ended up getting amorous after giggling about baby names. We ended up in hysterics after imagining calling a baby Barry (no offence to any baby Barry's out there) and I think it broke the ice a little.

Without realising it we've both been tense and I reckon it's put us off dtd. I think last years mc is on our minds especially after me recently missing af 2 cycles for no apparent reason. How do you all stay relaxed?

Ness, I started out being interested in whether I could influence gender through diet, or when it would start school, or if it's birthday would be close to anyone else's, even if my Mum would be in the country near the theoretical due date, now I don't care, just want a live one!

Blood test was on Friday, SA tomorrow, results in about 2 weeks, then we get to see if we can be referred to baby doc. Was someone saying it takes about 6 weeks for a referral?

Tell me about it lentil!!
Flipper it can get a bit weird when ttc, I started to feel like DH somehow less keen whenever it was my fertile time, but I think it was just because I was coming across a bit TOO keen it put him off a bit if you see what I mean! You have to stealth seduce them!

Our referral will be 6-8 weeks lentil. That's after the tests anyway. Might differ by health authority - perhaps yours will be quicker!!

Thanks Zing, that's really really helpful! I'm not very well travelled so just wasn't sure how it would work. If I (magically) got pregnant this month it would be four weeks before due date so probably a bit close. Anything after that will probably be fine I think. Will leave it to fate! Or sods law, depending on how it goes!

Oooooh stealth seduction sounds good. Like a ninja costume with inbuilt peephole bra?