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Put on your capes and rub the Unicorn belly aka "my dear, please pour baby gravy on my egg!" - JUST SHAGGING PART 18!

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ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 21:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 17 is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

no grad thread link sorry, can someone else add this please?
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lil1ady · 08/11/2013 22:42

Woohoo zing I'm so happy for you. I just had a feeling ud have a line this month! send the baby dust over u lucky mascot!

thanks bear. glad to gear things shouldn't take too long for you. hoping you and red get the best ever Xmas/new year pressies!

hi lentil glad you got the appointment sorted. would have sucked waiting another 6weeks. why don't they realise we've all been waiting long enough!

min so sorry. I know how you feel about not trying. easy to say, not so easy to do I'm finding!

hi to everyone else, sorry if uve missed anyone/anything x

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lil1ady · 08/11/2013 22:42

*I've missed not I've!

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lil1ady · 08/11/2013 22:42

ahhh stupid phone! u know what I mean!

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AuntieMaggie · 08/11/2013 22:48

Congratulations zing :)

Saw my gp today - midwife appt booked, blood tests to check medical condition booked, medication changed for pregnancy friendly, and notiification to hospital specialist on its way.

I should probably be leaving the thread now but I don't want to :(

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cookielove · 08/11/2013 22:54

Congratulations zing

Found out some one I know is pregnant her lo is 10 months I of course I am happy for her but was all grrr not fair.

Red i am sending you the loose weight vibe :) exciting that your nearly there.

Hello everybody!

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Nessalina · 09/11/2013 01:55

Excellent news Zing!!! Grin So pleased for you, especially as you were feeling like you would make it your 'last go'. Glad you're not flouncing just yet, don't let the buggers grind you down.
It's just so great to see a BFP or two; no one in real life is allowed to get pregnant (because it makes me weepy) but you are all TOTALLY allowed Grin

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ZingWantsGin · 09/11/2013 08:06

thanks all!

I'm pretty sure it's a yes, but will do another one on Monday.
I think I find it difficult to wrap my head around that it is true, precisely as I had kind of given up the idea that it would happen!Shock

Ness

that made me laugh!Grin can you tell me where you live so I can avoid ever possibly meeting you? for your sake, of course!Grin



and as always I keep you all iny prayers, and I truly hope that you will all get your BFPs soon!

I'll be around. no one can put me in the corner!Grin

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juniper81 · 09/11/2013 10:03

morning all, what a flurry of news!

many congratulations to zing, how exciting.
And auntiemaggie congratulations too, hopefully there will soon be enough of us for a graduates thread.

bear & red best of luck to you too. Sounds like it's all happening quite quickly so best of luck, I hope it's not too overwhelming.

I'm in the TWOT at the moment, well, only just. It's going to be a long 10 days as I'm already driving myself a bit crazy. I think I'm coming down with a cold so maybe that will take my mind off it?

Have lovely weekends all.

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fifi669 · 09/11/2013 10:29

Congratulations zing!

Red I officially volunteer to eat your share of cake..... I'll take that hit just for you :)

maggie I don't want to leave either! I posted that I was cautiously putting my foot in the door on the grad thread last week.... Very quiet there

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FurryScoob · 09/11/2013 15:52

Congratulations Zing

Good luck bear & red fingers crossed for you both.

AF arrived today, even though we've only been trying for a few months it seems to of got to me this month & had a good cry on DP, doesn't help working with a nosey cow that likes to remind me all the time that I'm getting old & need to start popping out some kids! Sad

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Redshoes56 · 09/11/2013 16:18

ziiiiiing!!!!!! That is so freaking exciting! I am so, so happy to hear! And yes: Nobody puts zing in the corner :)

furry some months are worse than others, it's true. Hang in there Thanks

fifi thank you for your very altruistic and benevolent offer to eat my share of Cake Grin! I am going on a 3-mile walk today to the drugstore instead of driving.

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ZingWantsGin · 09/11/2013 16:21

thank you all!Smile

thread is filling up - who is starting the new on?

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Redshoes56 · 09/11/2013 16:21

bear I truly hope that you and DH will have success the first time around. Keep us posted on timing. Bear

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Waggamamma · 09/11/2013 17:21

Hi shaggers.

Congratulations zing!!

Just popping in to say I'm trying to stay away from the conception freds for a while. I'm getting a wee bit crazy and very obsessive about ttc and it's all getting a bit much for dp and for my mental health. Need to try and focus on something else for a while and let nature do its thing.

Thanks for all your lovely support over the past month and I'm sure you'll all have you bfps soon xx

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Waggamamma · 09/11/2013 17:21

Months*

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ZingWantsGin · 09/11/2013 17:34

Wagga

sorry it's affecting you so much, although I think it's understandable that it does!Sad Thanks
take care of yourself and I hope you find something interesting/busy to focus on & help take your mind off TTC a little bit.

(big hugs)

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DulcetMoans · 09/11/2013 19:21

Sorry to hear that Wagga but do what you need to do. Hopefully see you back soon and with good news!

I didn't really think about the grads fred obviously having less people as we are here and others may have popped babies out. Hopefully we can all move over soon. In the mean time, only 32 messages until we need a new home here!

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Minion · 09/11/2013 19:54

Eekkkkk zing
shamazing news, huge congratulations! So glad you're not flouncing either. Looks like the topic starter gets upduffed again!
Brilliant, let it continue, x

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Nessalina · 10/11/2013 00:44

Right! I'm off to start a new Fred! Be right back!

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Nessalina · 10/11/2013 00:48

Ok! New Fred is here!
Hope it's as cosy as this one and has lots of BFPs! Grin

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lil1ady · 10/11/2013 00:55

thanks nessa hope it brings u luck!

now we just have to fill this one up :)

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lil1ady · 10/11/2013 00:56

which I'm sure

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lil1ady · 10/11/2013 00:56

we can manage easily :P

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Nessalina · 10/11/2013 00:57

Yep, let's get this one flup Grin
Only just read that you're leaving is for a bit Wagga! Sorry to hear that, but good to rein in the obsessive, and if you think a bit of distance will help then that's a good plan Smile

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Nessalina · 10/11/2013 00:58

Maybe mark your spot on the new Fred though! Wink

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