Come and join us on the brand new, rather fabulous, and very slightly notorious (or so we'd like to think!) JUST SHAGGING PART 19!!

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Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 00:46:35

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 18 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we become a little bit notorious is here grin

Happy shagging shaggers!

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 00:49:18

Hoping to have some of Zing's Fred-starting baby dust rub off on me wink

lil1ady Sun 10-Nov-13 01:17:43

place marking...

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact sad

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 01:20:42

<runs in>

<scatters baby glitter, feeds unicorn and mends any torn capes that were harmed during the making of the last Fred>

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 01:23:40

I forgot the roll call!! shock

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 01:25:28

<scatters baby glitter, feeds unicorn and mends any torn capes that were harmed during the making of the last Fred>

gringringringrin @ Zing

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 01:29:58

That's weird, I'm moving between the app (which I usually prefer) and the mobile site (which I can copy and paste on for roll call), and Zings last post shows as empty! Maybe because it's between < >?! And where I've pasted it, only the addition below shows! How weird is that?!
I now know how to do blank posts at least grin

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 01:31:35

Ok, my app doesn't even show the little triangle brackets, so they show up as spaces on my last post too.
Do I sound like I'm cracking up? If you're not using the app, I assume it does, lol confused

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 01:32:13

Ness that's coz I'm wearing an invisibility cape so I'm only visible to the Chosen Few! grin

DulcetMoans Ecuador Sun 10-Nov-13 09:02:03

I'm here!!

This it's meant to be blank!

Can't remember the roll call info but think its:

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total.

God. Depressing.

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 09:04:08

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Hi ladies I was on a previous thread and am currently sat cuddling my rather scrummy newborn (2 weeks old today!) This is DC3 and will be our last so sadly I will never be "just shagging" (with intent!) again, it took a fair while to conceive this little monkey (inc a mmc) but just wanted to come pass on some newborn snuggles and good wishes grin

Sausagesaurus Sun 10-Nov-13 09:17:58

Ooo I'm going to join this one!

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

I have a feeling I'm going to need a few hooya's!

Good luck viroids!

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 09:23:04

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 10:28:35

Welcome Sausage (love the name grin) and thanks for the good wishes Blondie smile

juniper81 Sun 10-Nov-13 11:06:56

Hello new Fred!

Name: juniper
DCs: none
TTC since: August 2011 with CMP Jan 12

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 11:09:53

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

Name: juniper
DCs: none
TTC since: August 2011 with CMP Jan 12

GnomieGrace Sun 10-Nov-13 11:27:14

Hello again ladies, I was on fred a few months ago, glad I found you again.

Name: Gnomiegrace
DC: None
TTC since: May 13, 5 cycles

If anyone has found my missing AF please let me know, was due 18 days ago, still no sign and 3 BFN's .....

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 11:34:59

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

Name: juniper
DCs: none
TTC since: August 2011 with CMP Jan 12

Name: Gnomiegrace
DCs: none
TTC since: May 13, 5 cycles

Name: ZingWantsGin (added by Ness!)
DCs: Two?
TTC since: August-ish? Just got her BFP, and is hopefully continuing to lurk! grin

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 11:46:02

if I tell you how many kids I have you'll all hate me....

so "Children: yes" is the correct phrase!smile

ZingWantsGin Sun 10-Nov-13 11:47:43

although it would also explain why this was the last go....

DulcetMoans Ecuador Sun 10-Nov-13 12:13:17

Isn't this number five zing?

Loved the summary nessa! Was it you that said fajitas too? Defo my fave meal and we have them tonight.

Nessalina Sun 10-Nov-13 12:33:32

Ooh, wel jel Dulcet! Definitely putting then on the menu next week! grin

AuntieMaggie Sun 10-Nov-13 13:30:56

Just popping on to say good luck to you lovely ladies and thank you for all the support you've given me flowers

thelentil Sun 10-Nov-13 13:39:48

Hello all

Thelentil
No kids
TTC since Aug 12, MCs Oct 12 and May 13

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