The Elderberry Pavlovas- All aboard the Berrycopter. Thread 14

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The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

Just dropped in to catch up quickly and so much has gone on.

Barking thinking of you at this shittiest of shitty times.

Blind and Boom amazing news for both of you there.

Not sure if I updated the Berries after my IVF follow up but it seems that I will be back on the IVF in early December and looking at egg collection in early January depending on what my cycle does.

Oo pip that's good- I thought you though it might be 6 months away last time you said about it?

Testing on Friday then bunny?

Hey happy how's it going? Any more exciting wedding plans?

Pip good to hear from you. Really pleased your next cycle is coming round quicker than you'd hoped

I was told 6 months on the phone, but no, as soon as I want after 2 more AFs.

What's the reason for needing 2 cycles between pip?

Wait, kitty, you mean this dildocam can get me pregnant! Then why on earth haven't they given it to me before?!

That sounds like good news, pip! Hope you're doing OK.

Just spent a good 20 mins with Mr Rum on our hands and knees chasing a mouse the cat had brought in. Wretched beast! Thankfully we managed to herd it outside again. After those fun exertions I'm more than ready for bed.

pip great news about your ivf.

barking just see how you feel. If at the moment you're wanting to go back then do it. Just don't be hard on yourself if you find it all a bit too and need to escape. It can hit you at funny times.

stop picking on me

Hey pip how are you Hun? Ace news that you don't have to wait that long!

rum great image of you and mr rum on your hands and knees lol

Do you want me to pee on you, bunny?

ha ha! Just thought of the look of someone stumbling across our thread for the first time and reading thunder's last post! What on earth?!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwww thunder that's really not my thing lol

yorkie OMG LMAO

Am glad I read rum's properly again rather than skim read it. On first glance I thought the story about the mouse chase was some cat and mouse game you'd devised to spice up the ttc! oh dear, time for bed methinks! Night lovely berries.

Why with the dreadful period pain? Is the lack of TTC success not punishment enough?

Just wanted to show my face tonight, albeit briefly, and thought I'd go drama-llama style.

Hope all other berries are ok today.

Yuk Boodle hope you've got some nice strong painkillers . It's like kicking someone when they're down isn't it? I've got a face full of spots, right before two weddings this weekend. I'm assuming it's all the stress and the hormones going wild, but hey, couldn't I just get a break?!

I've woken up early due to cramps as well, and have realised I'm all out of drugs! Will need to recitify that before I brace myself for work. Wish me luck Berries, I don't know how everyone (least of all the head) is going to react to me. I'm scared .

Good luck Barking. One step at a time. This will be the toughest day work wise.

pip thanks! Great news re ivf, thought it was going to be more like jan!

rum I know! Who knew ??? My cat is currently praying the c&£@ out of me for her breakfast but she clearly doesn't know it's berry time!

boodle it's your turn next month, I'm sure

boodle just remember you don't have to stay if its too much

Well you can't say I didn't offer.

Poor boodle and barking for your suffering. The pain really is not fair. barking you take it very easy at work if you go lady. I understand that it's good to get that going back moment out of the way but you need to look after yourself so go steady.

Oh boodle would you like a hotty botty (water bottle) x

Starting to feel achey here too, expect I will be pooping pills by lunchtime! (obviously that should be popping but it made me chuckle so I left it)

Hugs barking take it easy today my dear!

Omg I hate the daily fail, kardashian loses baby weight, fecking Katona is pregnantAGAIN! Is Gwen stefani pg? Kate Winslet and bump! Melissa George, Simons cowells bint, blah blah blah

Oh that second post for boodle was for barking, getting my 'b's all mixed up!

bunny Kerry katona needs sterilising! She is such a poor excuse for a mum! Where are you up to with your fc appointment now?

Barking hope all goes well at work today but please go back home if you feel you're not up for it at any point

Ha Kitty I thought you were not so subtly trying to evict Boodle "you don't have to stay..."

hope today is okay barking

Well I've managed to get a private fc for this Monday. It's going to cost but at least I can voice my concerns over the clomid and get a monitored cycle done. sid thanks for the recommendation but we decided it was a bit too far for us to travel but we decide to do your suggestion of going to a clinic that we were looking at for possible ivf in the future. Anyway, my aim is to be less confused come Monday lunchtime! I now have to try and get hold off copies of all the results from both the doctors and the hospital which is proving very difficult as anticipated! Joy!

That's fab yorkie, something to look forward to! I felt so much better after my appt and hope you find the same. All the credit for finding the Berry-seal-of-approval consultant goes to the lovely charming! She should get a commission for all the new clients she may have sent his way.

barking thinking of you x

Hi to everyone else; rather fraught day here due to some family stuff but as long as I can hang on til Sunday without losing my mind, then I have a chance of surviving this nonsense.