Positive July Please!

[pinkranger]

I am going to start the july thread as i am well and truly out for June now!

I hope not to see to many of you here this month ( i mean that in a nice way )

Good Luck to everyone for July - Lots of Bd ahead

Hi all! DH is phoning his Grandma!

SOL, I think we've all done the self pity thing, or at least desperate longing, but believe me it's all worth it in the end.

Piffle- I'll see you in about 8 months on a 'does pineapple/curry/castor oil kickstart labour thread'. I'll head over to the Due in March thread when it has sunk in.

Bobblehead- I ovulate on the same day each cycle, have EWCM and a sharp pain on alternate sides each month for about 12hrs. I actually find ovulation more painful than AF. And I managed legs in the air for about 20 minutes before I felt like an utter tit and sloped off to get dressed.

Natty- I don't think my parents could handle coming in to see me doing that on their sofa. DH has phoned my parents and told them (I won't talk about it in RL until 12 weeks) and my Dad said 'you mean she isn't a virgin?'

Thanks to all of you for your good wishes. I honestly wish you all the very best for this month, next month, whenever your time is. I'm as happy as larry whoever he is and if I could do baby dust I would send it now.

SOH I take it you meant dh told them about the pregnancy, not doing it on their sofa?

lol @ telling parents. this legs in the air thing is getting to be a real trend isn't it. my DH has his funny ways (not into morning sex being one of the more annoying) but he's v accepting of it. goes off after we've been at it in this heat, gets dinner ready after passing me the remote so i can watch eastenders through my knees

before you know it someone will invent a special device, or something ornamental for us to rest legs on

what on earth would it be called tho!

Bobblehead, v witty. Can you imagine the shame of it!! Good on you SOH. I am just going to call my parents and see if we can come over for the night!!

Beccy there is a device! There was a link to it on one of the past positive threads ( I did a lot of lurking while waiting for af to show up..). A sort of giant wedge of faom I think...

SOL maybe we should all take a turn on SOH's parent's sofa, it could be like that giant chalk man on the hillside that couples try to have sex on to conceive

It seems that this months lucky positions have been doggy with legs in the air after, thats what I'll be trying next month if I don't get a BFP!

Any tips for getting from doggy to legs up without losing any sperm/kicky dh in the face?

Also does anyone know whether it is possible to get pregnant if you've OV'd but did not have any CM. I normally do every month but this month there was nothing although I had all the OV pains which have now stopped after day 13.

I just invested in the Teri Weschler book and she says it's impossible to concieve without egg white CM! Just wanted to check with you all. Sorry Prob TMI

maybe a side ways roll like a dog

Could have written that post myself Nicki! Thats why I'm so sure I'm not pg this month as any cm I did have seemed alot stickier than usual.
I have heard that some people just have less than others and it still counts as ewcm. Also sometimes you just don't see it. I think there was a little bit of info on the peeonastick website.

This is way way tmi but first time I tried the legs in the air (hauled into place by dh) I must have has a fair bit of trapped air up my bits. As I shifted position slightly I let rip a huge fanny fart and my prescious semen exploded out. Please tell me I'm not the only one?!

SOH - CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU!!!
I LOL at your photo of the pg test!!!!

I also PMSL at the request of tips on how to successfully get out of doggy without serious leakage!!!
I am so glad I am not the only one who thinks about these things!!!!!!
The kicking the dh, yes, that is also a problem for me!! Never mind trying to get over without doing a serious beached whale impression and trying not to laugh because that just shoots out the little necessaries even quicker!!!!

What happened to the chalk man road trip?
Are we getting the coach to the couch instead now??!!!!

Bobblehead!!!!!!!!

Bobblehead PMSL because I had a similar but worse experience with my DP when we first got together.

We were in Truro in a B&B and we got a bit over excited and all of a sudden all this air started coming and MY GOD did it come out it didn't stop DP kept laughing and saying he thought I was going to take off. We had only been going out 6 months but were still together!

omg a leg prop device... imagine telling people what you do for a job if you work somewhere making those

that sofa will have a blue plaque before too long

This thread is so funny.......I should have left.....think I may hang around for a while tho!!

LOL Nicki, good job it was love

Spillage has also become one of my favourite words and topics, we have also talked about making millions by inventing a fanny plug to stop spillage! What do you reckon girls a money earner!

I'd use one. Have left a horrible big stain on a suede-type chair in dd's room from when I had to get up and feed her. Will have to remove it before she's old enough to ask what it is.
Could all have been avoided with a fanny plug

coggy i havent left july thread properlyyet and my af turned up on 3 july...

stop making me laugh u lot

coggy i havent left july thread properlyyet and my af turned up on 3 july...

stop making me laugh u lot

i'd use one too. but only if it was sold in a range of cath kidson inspired prints ;-)

Beccy1974 your a girl after my own heart I thought about Cath Kidston, Marimekko and Orla Kiely prints and then One in every colour to match the outfit, just in case you forgot to cross your legs on the tube!

Can you imagine the guy sitting opposite wouldn't know whats hit him!

nicki10, i like your style

you're right, as plug might be seen, not least by dh's and significant others, maybe it should also show football scores, or have a radio signal so it can give useful traffic reports.

Oh my God, effing hilarious. I have been crying tears of hilarity at the images conjured up!!
Bobblehead, I am sooo glad you raised the fanny farting issue. Ever since I have had dd I have had this issue. It's really bad when I go to aerobics - which I have to say isn't that often. The sit-ups are the worst - lie down, sit up and away she blows! I am just delighted that the music is so frigging loud. Also happened after leg in the air action a couple of weeks ago, which was v romantic. And a fanny plug - what a fab idea. I usually just shove a wad of loo paper there and put my knickers back on to hold it all in place.
Oh, I love these threads. It makes you foget - for one moment - as to why we are all on here in the first place!!