Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

CD17 here and according to my app its ov day but I don't think its is, think its going to be another late one. DH due back this evening, but he really peed me off last night. Phoned me while walking to the curry house with his colleagues and I could tell he'd had a couple of beers and was just checking in. Would have rathered he hadn't called tbh. I know he'd had a high pressure day in the office (they are doing some pitch for a massive account they are trying to win) and they were winding down but he is always a bit awkward and restrained talking to me when he's 'at' work, I guess we all are. I know I'm being over sensitive. We are not the sort of couple who need to check in with each other constantly anyway. If I say anything he'll just feel like he can't do right so I'll leave it but... GRRR!

(thanks viroids for letting me get that off my chest!)
xx

dulcet think me you and someone else / 2 others all on same day... we're synchronising our cycles like the cave women of yore. or like deer.

Popping in to say congrats to comms on BFP! I got mine on the 4week exactly mark (now 14+6), it's ace - but you have to wait AAAAGEES to tell people . Although the Babs boobs do not get smaller. Become a Bravvissimo clubcard member immediately...

Good luck to everyone else, am crossing toes for more BFPs, this seems like a good lucky Fred to me (in my hormonally induced superstitious state...)

Ah if only. . . Ertd showed her ugly mug today. but like I said, I'm not surprised.

zing - I think it's great that you're here and want to hang out with us. It's definitely like living on a soap here sometimes.

Congrats to Comms for the BFP.

Sorry I introduced myself then sort of disappeared - been buried under piles of old crap we've had to sort through. 8 weeks till we move now. Woo.

ERTD has come a calling. No surprise there, but could do without the ridiculous bloat. Now where's that bucket of red wine.......

Hello all,

Urgh I feel sick I think its the heat. Although there is a bug going round work so it Eeek it could be that.

Cd15 for me!!

dulcet and choc cd9 here so I'm a day behind you. weirdly I have had pant snot today which is v early for me. its too early I only got the cape back out yesterday feeling the need to stray and pee on something

zing we need all the cheering on we can get so its lovely to have you here rooting for us!

Sorry ertd got you again bear what's the latest on the appointment for you now?

Nice to hear from you Humpty hope you are only suffering with babs boobs and not too much vomming.

Essie I hope you feel better being able to come and let it out on here, it defo helps me to have you guys here. I think he probably was trying to do the right thing by calling but I totally know what you mean. I hate speaking to dh on the phone when he's with others. he's so different.

Hello all Congratulations Comms!!!! Great news!
Loving how busy the thread is, lots to catch up on!

dh finding it hilarious to demand cups of tea and general servitude in exchange for gentleman's relish

what's gentlemans (ha ha auto correct wants gentle jams!) relish???

Yeah DH was just trying to do the right thing, and now he's back and it's all fine. We've planted a clematis and played with my new beach tennis set in the garden! He brought me back lots of baked goodies (he's been pitching for a contract with a large national bakery) so I'll be like a house tomorrow, I had to put some of them in the freezer as there's only so many crumpets I can eat before the use by date!

bear sorry ertd got you. have some of my I just opened it so there's plenty! Xxx

phew, I'm glad you are comfortable with me being a Fred crasher!

what does CD10, CD17 mean?

also what's ERTD?

Evil Red Tide Of DOOOM aka AF

gentlemans relish = spunk

Cycle Day 10
day 1 is 1st day of period, and so on through month

OK so now I have the ridiculous backache to go with the pant snot. this normally happens on ov day so if I have ov today I'm probably out this month just going to keep jsing eod and hope this is a false alarm only I could ho from oving on CD 37 to oving on cd9!

zing now uv pulled up the sofa and started on the popcorn can I ask do you have any dcs and how did u find us if Ur not ttc ? im nosey

Oh lil, how confusing. Just get to it anyway if you can.

We have some actual gentlemens relish in the fridge, it's a real thing! Some sort of anchovy paste DP bought, probably just for the name!

Ha! Gentleman's relish! I was assuming the anchovy stuff - I'm like 'why does Choc want that so bad...?!'

Glad everything is sorted out for you now Lil.

Thanks for the commiserations. Appointment is on the 25th Lil. I just want to know now what's going on although DH and I think we've figured some of it out. I think I might have pcos and DH has a varicocele. So between us we're really not the healthiest specimens. Although we are generally quite healthy Think I upset DH a bit tonight as we were talking about stuff and I said I felt sad because I'd always imagined having 3 children but now is just bd happy with one. He didn't say much and seemed sad. It's really hard because we've both said we want to be honest about how we feel, but I don't want up upset him either. I'm sure he'll be fine tomorrow though.

*I'd just be happy with one

Hi viroids!
Comms - congrats! Love that you get to plan your 'im upduffed' reveal party! I'd be sewing special bunting and make a cake!

ERT has finally disappeared so treated myself to new undies (debenhams sale) for under the cape. Realised my usual old flesh coloured bobbly t-shirt bra is probably not very 'come hither' for DH.

Shopping was purely in the interests of TTC, you understand.

Sorry bearface - insensitive x-post. I'm sorry you're feeling sad

Oh no don't worry Kit. Not insensitive at all. You didn't intend it so really don't worry. I'm often feeling sad about it tbh, but I do feel happier when I come on here so I can offload it with you guys and the ladies on the BESH Fred. Sorry if that's annoying or depressing for anyone, but the support really does help. Having said all that, I really am okay. I just get downers every now and then. After 22 months I don't think it's that surprising though.

Like the idea of the new undies Kit. Very WonderWoman having them under the cape!

Its never annoying or depressing Bear - I really hope when you're feeling down you know how much people on here (including lurkers!) are hoping & wishing good things for you
My new pants are defo fit for a wonderwoman - coral polka dots.

Although the back fat is detracting.

Thanks for saying Kit. That means a lot.

Loving the sound of the undies. I'm sure you look gorge. Cor, imagine if you really did get a cape! Gok would be falling over himself to get to you.

Oh and it is my belief, and indeed has been for some time now, that capes will come back into fashion in the wider world.