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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here


Happy shagging shaggers!
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commsgirl · 10/07/2013 14:21

I just got a BFP!!

Can we..

A. Pretend I didn't just share this news on this Fred before I told DP.

B. Tell me how I'm going to get through the next three hours at work??

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AQuarkTooFar · 10/07/2013 14:22

Yay comms yay!

Oooooo how you going to tell your dp?

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EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 14:30

Yay comms! Amazing news! Will DP be there when you get home from work? xx

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commsgirl · 10/07/2013 14:31

I have no idea! He's working away till Friday so I'll just probably end up blurting it out as soon as he walks through the door. Or make some sort of sculpture out of the inevitable 1000 pee sticks I'll use between now and then!

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EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 14:45

Haha! You could arrange them all to say BFP! Can you tell him on the phone? I know I wouldn't be able to hold it in til Fri!

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ChocChaffinch · 10/07/2013 14:50

love the poas sculpture idea...

Congrats comms!!!!! exciting!!

what symptoms have you got?? list in detail please

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EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 14:56

I remember you said you were falling-asleep-at-your-desk-tired earlier this week??

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commsgirl · 10/07/2013 15:00

choc honestly nothing to write home about. Really sore boobs, cramps and twinges but no different to when I'm expecting ertd really. I thought I was out! Looking back now I know I am, I have been a lot more tired than usual, especially around this time of day and have felt a bit light headed on occasion. I was just putting that down to the heat though. I've been really forcing myself not to symptom spot this month so there might be other things that I've missed. I'm exactly 4 weeks working from the day of my last period, and I think I'm about 12-14dpo.

Just keeping my fingers very firmly crossed for the next eight weeks now!

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ChocChaffinch · 10/07/2013 15:00

yep Essie and Babs boobs still?

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ChocChaffinch · 10/07/2013 15:01

lovely news Grin Smile

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commsgirl · 10/07/2013 15:02

essie I've been pinning my eyes open every afternoon this week!

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EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 15:19

It's it amazing that even this early on it can make you that exhausted!! Tis fascinating.

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ZingWidge · 10/07/2013 15:20

3 cheers for essie!

have you told MrEssie yet?

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EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 15:28

haha! I wish! It's comms thats up the duff not me!

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AndieDisestablishment · 10/07/2013 15:39

Congrats Comms You've christened the new fred, hope its a good sign for the rest of us. I like the pee stick sculpture idea. Smile

It worked for you then [Pizza] My ex was a missionary kind of guy and I have one of each so no science went into that.lol

If the cereal theory is in New Scientist then I bow to it's superiority. What do I need to eat for a girl? Grin

ERTD has not shown itself yet. I am NOT peeing on a stick for a week as my body is sneaky and likes to betray me.

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AQuarkTooFar · 10/07/2013 15:43

It really is fac

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AQuarkTooFar · 10/07/2013 15:45

It really is fascinating how it can affect you this early! Hope you don't get too many more Nasty prego side effects comms

I am due ertd today but no sign, will test Fri morn I think as I have a day off! You have got me excited about poas now comms!

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AQuarkTooFar · 10/07/2013 15:46

How many days late are you andie?

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Writerwannabe83 · 10/07/2013 15:48

Congratulations Comms!!! X x x

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Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 15:49

Woo hoo Comms! Congrats! Have you just done a kitten? How exciting! At least the knowledge of it might keep you awake for the next few hours. Grin

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AndieDisestablishment · 10/07/2013 16:06

I was due today Quark same as you. I normally wake up in a sticky mess but nothing. JSed for fun because I was so pleased. Sod's law she'll turn up tomorrow while I'm at work. Fx though, I await your peeing escapades with hope. Smile

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Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 16:19

Oooo I love a busy fred.

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ZingWidge · 10/07/2013 16:21

3 cheers for comms then!

I feel like some idiot football fan who is not cheering for the player who scored!Grin

I hope you lot will tolerate me anyway...

Grin at essie, not psychic, but certainly sending positive energy to all of you to get your BFPs!

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Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 16:22

Grin Zing at cheering for the wrong side!

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ZingWidge · 10/07/2013 16:27

I think BFP sounds like a political party.

Baby & Fertility Party?

Better be Fetus Party?

Believe & Fuck Party?

what do you think?

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