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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
Redshoes56 · 10/07/2013 00:13

Name:Cookielove
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
Any Dc's: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

Name: ChocChaffinch
Any dc's: 2
TTC: April 2013

Name: CondimentCentral
Any dc's: nope
TTC: July 2012

Name: fifi669
Any DCs? : 2 1/2
TTC: April 2013

Name: Essie
Any DCs? Nope
TTC: since dec 2012

Name: ZolaBuddleia
Any DCs: 1DD
TTC: Jan 2013

Name: mehrida
Any DCs?: DS 13m
TTC: One month.

Name: Nessalina
Any DCs: Nope
TTC since: April '13

Name: Princess KitKat
DCs: none, got 2 cats though!
TTC: since Feb, but only properly since May.

Name: roodles84
Any DCs: Nope
TTC: since June 2013

Name: Redshoes56
Any DCs: Nope
TTC: since May-ish 2012

Found you!

Redshoes56 · 10/07/2013 00:19

Just stopping by to say hi to viroids new and ... old doesn't sound nice ... not-so-new? Grin I did two things this week. 1. Made an appointment with the lady doc to get my referral for the specialist - big step here. 2. Splurged on the expensive fertility monitor (I KNOW, the worst kind of contraband too, I'm a terrible JSer); I should get a BFP immediately upon spending that kind of money, right? Tempting fate.

Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 00:20

Hi Red! I'm still awake. It's gone midnight here. Glad you found us. How's things stateside?

Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 00:22

Ah cross posts! Well done on making the appointment. How long do you have to wait? And of course now you've done those two things you're bound by the law of sod to get upduffed. It's the Law. Grin

coffeewineandchocolate · 10/07/2013 05:29

hi all. just checking in! Good to see some new faces :-). ertd due tomorrow in the coffee house. had some weird symptoms so did a test at the weekend to check I could drink and it was bfn so not holding out hope.

Getting impatient now!

pizzaqueen · 10/07/2013 07:19

andie we conceived my DS doggy style Blush and he's a boy so maybe there's something in that theory Hmm .

My hcg levels are still hanging around from my miscarriage (which started four weeks ago) but yesterday the doc was confident they'd come down soon, so I'm looking forward desperate to get back to JSing soon. It's been over 5 weeks, - longest in my life to abstain. DP and I have been bickering more than usual,not ssure if the lack of S-ing has anything to do with it.

DulcetMoans · 10/07/2013 08:46

So I just walked past a lady on the stairs who was talking on the phone about a doctors appointment and how if she was ovulating she would get assisted help. A real life TTCer! Obviously I said nothing and just walked past but good to know there are others in real life too!

Zing if you aren't TTC you could join and POAS with us and be happy when you get a BFN. Could be an interesting role reversal.

You're doing well not to best testing all the time cookie. Did you do one today??

commsgirl · 10/07/2013 09:09

Morning viroids.

red well done on making your appointment. Law of sod says you will be upduffed imminently!

pizzaqueen · 10/07/2013 09:11

me too Dulcet I can't wait to poas for and get a BFN so I can get back to JSing. Doc said to wait another 3 weeks before poas but not sure I can wait that long!

ZingWidge · 10/07/2013 09:17

oh thanks virions ( is it?)

I'd love to cheer you on - didn't know that POAS was a spectator sport!Grin Grin Grin

EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 09:20

Morning viroids!
Kings of Leon were amazing, I am a bit hoarse and a bit tired today. They were soooo good though.

Maybe eating loads of breakfast cereals creates a better environment down there for the boy sperm to swim in? Just a theory?! Like eating lots of grapefruit at ov time is meant to make EWCM better isn't it? It definitely said if the woman eats lots of cereal then they are more likely to have a boy, and it was in OK! Magazine or something similar so it was definitely true. I didn't realise though that some sperms were girl sperm and some were boys. Fascinating.

Don't think I'm ovving yet cos I used contraband this morning but still no dark line, which is good, cos DH isn't back til tomorrow night.

Cookie love the musical fred title btw. Inspired.

EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 09:23

Zing, we synchro pee sometimes too. Grin

ChocChaffinch · 10/07/2013 09:38

harking back to A level biology

women are XX
men are XY
so eggs are all 1/2 X anyway
the men add in the second X= a girl or the second Y= boy

on the Y chromosome is the ability to have hairy ears. thank fuck women don't have that ... [relief face]

ZingWidge · 10/07/2013 10:00

viroids, of course, got it.

are you first time TTC or do you have kids?

essie Grin

ZingWidge · 10/07/2013 10:02

ok, I'll read thread....

Writerwannabe83 · 10/07/2013 10:27

I think I may have ovulated but I'm too scared to stop JSing in case I was wrong and then we miss our window!!

My husband is knackered but I just can't stop! Grin

Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 10:28

We're a whole variety zing but check out the roll call which will tell you. As for Poas being a spectator sport- yep. We even have pom poms that come out occasionally!

Glad you enjoyed KOL Essie. Cool.

Well I Poas again today (I have an IC habit, I know) and bfn. Hmm Well, it would be rude to go to the referral appt upduffed now wouldn't it?

Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 10:29

Good on you Writer- keep working the magic!

Writerwannabe83 · 10/07/2013 10:33

I'm only on cycle 1 and I'm scared at how much TTC has taken over my every thought.....

Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 10:50

I think that does happen Writer, but as time goes on you do have to get on with your life and so it's always there but under the surface somewhere. Others might disagree though! Hopefully you won't have to wait that long though! Grin

Writerwannabe83 · 10/07/2013 10:54

I'm hoping not.

When I was young I accidentally fell pregnant. It had been from a one off moment of unprotected stupidity with my boyfriend. And even though I took the morning after pill I still got pregnant.

I'm hoping that means I'm quite fertile Grin

Bearfacedchic · 10/07/2013 11:18

That does sound hopeful Writer in an ironic and weird way.

ChocChaffinch · 10/07/2013 13:01

writer my dh is utterly knackered too Shock
only on d9 of smep. no stamina.

which is why I was pondering what would occur if we inversed our smep to dtd on the off days to allow him 3 days off!
probably wouldn't work rendering the whole thing a waste of a month.

commsgirl · 10/07/2013 13:26

Just went to POAS but my bladder got stage fright...

EssieSaysRelax · 10/07/2013 14:09

OMG - it's in New Scientist, it must be true!!

eat cereal = have boys

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