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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
EssieSaysRelax · 22/07/2013 22:24

Gran says they won't announce that til the christening. I'll bet she wont turn the news off til then either!!!!

Redshoes56 · 22/07/2013 22:59

Poor Gran. We need to find her some new quality programming.

The christening? When is that? That's ridiculous!

fifi669 · 22/07/2013 23:06

Upon close inspection, CM is slightly stretchy, sorry for TMI! Told DP, you'd think I'd told him they'd brought forward Christmas!

EssieSaysRelax · 22/07/2013 23:13

No idea when christening will be. I've hibernated retired to bed and left her to it. I'll ask her in the morning though as she seems an oracle on the subject!

fifi - I have to inspect quite closely too in order to differentiate! I've not yet got to the stage where I can share the consistency of my foof with my dh. I think he'd keel over. I am 100% certain he would be surprised it was even relevant as his knowledge of how babies are made is limited, so you are doing far better than me! Good luck!

AndieDisestablishment · 22/07/2013 23:15

The christening is normally very soon isn't it? I know there's a stupidly old tradition of two weeks in Ireland (exMiL was doolally when we didn't get DS baptised until 3months and has thankfully given up asking me about 2.5yr old DD who still hasn't been baptised as I will no longer be bullied into doing things. foot stamp)

fifi Never TMI. That's exactly the right CM, get yet cape on.

fifi669 · 22/07/2013 23:26

I think full on EWCM will be tomorrow but were both at work... Waiting for DP to finish ironing.... Then try and get him in the mood whilst the neighbours argue the other side if our very thin walls...

Redshoes56 · 22/07/2013 23:28

"Waiting for DP to finish ironing" ... pull the plug out the wall and seduce him, now!

Bearfacedchic · 22/07/2013 23:40

Ugh currently blowing up the neverending blow up bed at my mum's house. Temperature is about 25 degrees and I am not enjoying the foot pump. Feel like death too. My back and all my limbs hurt and have done all day. Ugh.

Bearfacedchic · 23/07/2013 00:12

Phew! Bed is now inflated and I am currently knocking the air out of it by lying on it. Oh joy. Loving sleeping on plastic and rubber in this heat! I wish it would rain. It's threatening with some distant thunder but I could really do with it NOW!

Red- I meant to ask, have you had your appointment yet? Hope you don't think I'm rude in asking. Tell me to mind my own business or feel free not to reply if you like. Smile

Redshoes56 · 23/07/2013 01:35

Bear not rude at all Smile. Just got my referral today from the regular OBGYN for the specialist. Calling for the appointment tomorrow. She says they should be able to see me very quickly, and hopefully start testing with my next cycle, which I assume will start in a week or so. She was extremely positive - ending the appointment with "See you when you're pregnant!" She probably says that to everyone she refers out, but made me feel good. So we'll see! Your appointment is this week, right?

cookielove · 23/07/2013 07:21

Just did another test and an actual line appeared!! I honesty thought this was never gonna happen (faints)

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AuntieMaggie · 23/07/2013 10:05

Morning. Congratulations those of you with bfps in the last few days :)

I've been away on a romantic weekend for dps birthday but I have skim read the thread.

I forgot how bad my ovulation pain gets but yesterday I think I had the EWCM... so am I more fertile before or after it appears? I tried to tell dp last night he wasn't having a bj without completely grossing him out about ovulation symptoms Grin

Alohomora · 23/07/2013 11:25

Day off today, and it's blessedly cool and even a bit misty.

We missed a good window of opportunity to dtd on the weekend, too knackered on Friday and Sat/Sun I was plagued with a sudden asthma attack, so spent a good chunk of Sunday at the out of hours service. Haven't had one since moving to NI from Germany 5 years ago, but this weather and all the frigging pollen have done a number on my lungs.

But, yeah, being wheezy does not make one feel sexy.

I've got the Airram on to charge, this place hasn't been hoovered in I won't tell you how long - perfect weather to potter around the house!

DulcetMoans · 23/07/2013 12:51

You're brave to discuss CM with DP fifi! Lol. Mine would not like that!

My news update - I'm very aware of my nipples!

fifi669 · 23/07/2013 13:40

DP is king of research dulcet, he's been looking up foods to produce better sperm, avoiding others, going to the gym, cutting down on alcohol, any information he can get hold of helps him feel in control, that he's altering the odds in our favour, he's one step away from taking my temperature each morning....

AuntieMaggie · 23/07/2013 13:50

I think the pill I've come off must have been weaker than the one I took before because already my pcos symptoms have kicked in - my boobs have grown and my belly is bloated so nothing fits properly and I look pregnant :(

RevoltingPeasant · 23/07/2013 13:58

Newbie joining thread-- if I may!!

DH and I are ttc no. 1, with various complicating factors like he has erectile dysfunction and I have a retroverted cervix, and also we have fecking family staying with us EVERY TIME I ovulate Angry

I have a slightly irregular cycle so have to guesstimate likely dates the month before, and it looks like my LH surge will occur exactly smack bang of the weekend when my dad is staying and sleeping in the spare bedroom next to us.

Please can I cry quietly on someone's shoulder with frustration?????

Bearfacedchic · 23/07/2013 15:37

Hello Peasant, here, have a weep on me I think I'd try to just do it while your dad is there, but ultra quiet. I know it's not for everyone though and depends on wall density!

Alohomora · 23/07/2013 15:44

Awww, Peasant, go on, have a good cry.

We lived with MiL for 9 months a few years ago and she snores quite loudly, so we knew if we heard her sawing logs through the thin bungalow walls, we were good to go as long as we were quiet. Maybe you can adopt a similar strategy?

DownstairsMixUp · 23/07/2013 16:05

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roodles84 · 23/07/2013 16:55

My asthma has been bad the past few weeks too Aloho but then yesterday I got some fresh inhalors and suddenly I can breathe again!

Peasant - my cycle always seems to line up such that AF arrives when I'm staying away from home, but hopefully that tricks days are numbered...

The cape is on (it's black and lacy) - just need DH to come home from work...

RevoltingPeasant · 23/07/2013 17:34

I don't mind shagging with my dad in the next room but oddly enough it seems to put DH off, having his FIL 4 feet away Hmm

RevoltingPeasant · 23/07/2013 17:34

Thanks for the shoulders, though. Will try not to dribble on you too much!

DownstairsMixUp · 23/07/2013 18:43

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ChocChaffinch · 23/07/2013 19:18

hey there revolting peasant. I like your name.

2 BFNs in the impatient chaffinch household. not due ERTD till Friday but have sore boobs AND I WANT A BFP NOWWWWW

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