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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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DownstairsMixUp · 22/07/2013 20:30

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ChocChaffinch · 22/07/2013 20:30

She's had a BOY!!!

Writerwannabe83 · 22/07/2013 20:31

fifi669 - I feel more reassured now that I'm not an evil mother-to-be Grin

In terms of pregnancy symptoms, I can't stop weeing and my boobs have grown already!!

Writerwannabe83 · 22/07/2013 20:35

I'm watching it on Sky News - so exciting!!!! Grin

pizzaqueen · 22/07/2013 20:38

argh my af is back 36 hours of nothing and here it is again, thought id seen the back of it for a while Hmm

Redshoes56 · 22/07/2013 20:50

What the hell is going on around here?! Fred is on fire, so happy for you cookie! Who is next!?

I am currently sitting on the table, waiting for my obgyn for the "chat" and referral to the specialist. Where is she? Meanwhile the royal baby has arrived and now this loveliness of another JS BFP. It has to rub off on me, right?

Alohomora · 22/07/2013 20:51

I'm very sweary but OH, bless him, is much more delicate. When I hear a 'fck' from his vicinity it usually means a DIY tool has attacked him. g*

I don' know what my cycle length is yet, bugger! Went off Cerazette in spring but with travelling and being sick and stress my cycles are all over the place - I do have a stash of ovulation sticks but can't be arsed with them anymore, we'll just have to have more random sex for success. I'm actually really enjoying this part, finally I have a libido again!

Congratulations to a the bfps, that's grand news!

ChocChaffinch · 22/07/2013 20:52

you are updating fred whilst in the stirrups!!!!!! love your commitment redshoes Grin

cookielove · 22/07/2013 21:00

Urgh i need to stop looking at dr google!!

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ChocChaffinch · 22/07/2013 21:01

what's that old buzzard telling you??

EssieSaysRelax · 22/07/2013 21:02

Omg red you are on the table! Hope she turns up soon!

So we have a future king. I'm jealous! Not at them being royal. Just that they've got a baby. :-/

I'm still at grans. Quite desperate to poas as you lot are giving me hope with all your bfps. Hoping we are developing into a herd and it's contagious. I'm home weds so will pee on anything I can find a stick then as ertd due about then. My gran is glued to the telly. She's about 3ft from the screen bless grr

EssieSaysRelax · 22/07/2013 21:03

Bless HER. Stupid phone.

cookielove · 22/07/2013 21:06

Essie when are you due to POAS??

My symptoms:

I want to vomit and randomly gag during the day!! i thought that came later, but had a quick google and it said as early as week 2 Shock

I thought i had a urine infection, but the doc says no!

Glad the royal baby has been born!!

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cookielove · 22/07/2013 21:08

Yes yes red all our bfp's are sending good luck your way!!

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ChocChaffinch · 22/07/2013 21:23

cookie get googling HG I had it with ds2
look for tips to combat nausea

ZingWidge · 22/07/2013 21:28

cookie

I know when one of mine was conceived and I was feeling very sick the next day!!!Wink

Redshoes56 · 22/07/2013 21:30

Ha! No worries ladies, it was just a chit-chat visit, no spelunking, so I was upright and fully clothed. Was a short discussion, she wrote me out my referral straight away and said they should be able to get me in very quickly. Need to call. I was feeling pretty good about it until they handed me the paper with the contact info, and it says INFERTILITY in huge red letters on the top. Ugh. Thanks for the reminder, a**holes! No, really, they are mostly very nice and thoughtful.

essie I am also feeling a bit jelly of Kate and her adorable maternity wear and barely-there bump and royal bundle. I was laughing when the CNN alerts starting piling in. Wow! Her cervix is dilating, and that's NEWS! No privacy, eh?

Nessalina · 22/07/2013 21:39

Aww, so excited jealous of Kate & Wills! I really thought they were going to have a girlie. You'd have thought they'd have a name prepared to put us all out of our misery Grin
I reckon it's rubbed off, a BFP a day from here on in! We all need to MSG less so I have a chance to pee on the lucky Fred!! Only another three weeks, lol.

Nessalina · 22/07/2013 21:40

Ha! Spelunking :-P

DulcetMoans · 22/07/2013 21:47

Bored of royal baby now. Bored and jealous of course. I hate 24hr news, it's forces everything to be completely over-egged!

Feeling like a long month here...

Essie, when can you POAS? I'm ready for another BFP now. Anyone else close? I'm about a week out.

fifi669 · 22/07/2013 21:49

I've been donning my cape religiously awaiting EWCM but no sign yet.... App says today. Hmmmm. Want egg to drop as I'm so full of man juice it doesn't stand a chance of escaping!

EssieSaysRelax · 22/07/2013 22:01

My app says I'm 10dpo, but I think I'm more like 8. So could poas on weds when I get home? Not very hopeful. No symptoms. The excessive peeing was cos of gran pouring gallons of tea into me I think as not been as bad today. Normally have sore boobs at this point in my cycle but currently they are just normal but that's probably because my useless body is dormant rather than anything else.

Redshoes56 · 22/07/2013 22:12

I have absolutely no idea what my body is up to this month. Haven't been checking for pant snot all that diligently (mostly because, like fifi, trying to stay full of man juice instead); the egg could have dropped but I'm not sure it has yet and my contraband fertility monitor hasn't confirmed peak fertility yet, so either my lady parts are being elusive as ever or I bought an expensive hunk of good-for-nothing plastic. I rarely ovulate on the same day twice, and the spread is between day 14 and 24 - useful! Today is day 18, that's all I know for sure.

EssieSaysRelax · 22/07/2013 22:18

Oh Jesus, we still have the telly on 24hr news. This is my worst nightmare. I may have to hibernate.

Redshoes56 · 22/07/2013 22:19

Have they named him yet?