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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
AndieDisestablishment · 20/07/2013 11:25

Downstairs Grads Fred for future reference: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1699553-Shagged-Out-Viroids-7th-Thread-From-conception-to-birth-living-proof-that-JSing-really-does-work
Are you saying I'm an annoying pregnant woman? cries in corner
Grads fred is pretty quiet and March 2014 antenatal club seems to have built its alliances already so I'm floating about a bit.

This morning I have cleaned up dog sick (stupid dog ate a stick then threw it up on the sofa) and child sick (stupid DPs ex gave car sick DSS milk before his car journey to our house). This is the marker by which I shall measure the rest of the weekend!

Nessalina · 20/07/2013 11:34

Noooo you're not an annoying pregnant woman Andie Smile We like to know what's going on with you lucky upduffed lot, I'd feel a bit rejected if you all buggered off to the grads thread! Actually, that's another good reason for keeping a tally of who got upduffed on which Fred, you can migrate to grads in batches if you like so you don't feel like new girls Grin

cookielove · 20/07/2013 11:35

Hello all.

bear Lol

Off to the battle proms today

Due af on Monday!

OP posts:
Rockchick1984 · 20/07/2013 12:11

Oh, so am I the annoying pregnant person Sad

Andie I'm on the March Fred, there's a few people who post all the time and a lot who only post occasionally, but they are a friendly bunch.

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 12:27

Pregnant women aren't annoying......we are just bitter and twisted Grin

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 13:15

writer

you know I've been roaming and found this thread....great one...Wink

anyway, no connection whatsoever, but have you thought of putting your legs in the air?Wink Grin

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 13:23

Grin - that's a good idea. I would start a post about it, asking other people's opinions on the matter but I fear it has been done before....

Grin
fifi669 · 20/07/2013 14:26

Hmmmmm

Bearfacedchic · 20/07/2013 15:56

Grin writer and Zing.

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 18:26

I've got my BFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well actually, I've had 6 today!!!! Grin

fifi669 · 20/07/2013 18:32

Congratulations writer! This Fred is really on a roll!

Nessalina · 20/07/2013 18:33

Writer!!! You absolute bugger, this is your first month!!!! Grin Congratulations!! Hehe. Great news! Is that 4 BFPs now?!
Andie, Stroke, Rock & Writer? None of which, to clarify, are annoying pregnant women!!! Wink

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 18:37

I know Nessalina, I absolutely can't believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have all 6 tests in front of me (and two very positive OPK tests) and I still can't believe it!!

Grin

I keep looking at them just to make sure I'm not going mad!!!! Grin

fifi669 · 20/07/2013 18:38

Are you going to recite the immortal words 'I never knew it was going to happen so fast!' ? 😜

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 18:39

I'm keeping quiet Grin

Nessalina · 20/07/2013 18:43

Took the words right out of my mouth fifi! Grin hehe.

Nessalina · 20/07/2013 18:45

I love that you took 6! Shock

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 18:52

Well the first one of the day came up negative (first wee on waking) but when I took another a few hours later I got a faint positive. Because of this I tested yet again a few hours later and got another faint positive.
I still didn't really take it on board because I wasn't sure how good my tests were.

Out of interest I then took 2xOPK tests early this afternoon, both of which came out as positive. I thought I was ovulating without having had a period but and someone on MN told me this can actually indicate pregnancy!!

So, in a state of excitement I went to a local shop and bought two more tests of a different brand to the ones I had used in the morning, and they both said BFP too!! I then phoned my husband (who is playing cricket and has my car) and told him the news and told him to go to ASDA on the way home and get me a Clear Blue - so I could get a result I could rely on.

I got too impatient though and walked to the cricket ground, got my car keys and drove myself to ASDA and bought another two tests, which I took as soon as I got home Grin

I'm still not sure I believe it though!!

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 19:01

ah writer congratulations! Thanks

have you thought of what you're going to do with your 6 tests?

I think you should string 'em up and wear them as a Cleopatra-style necklace!Grin

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 19:03

Thanks Zing

That's a very creative idea about the necklace!!!!

They are currently lined up on the living room table for my husband to see when he gets home Grin

EssieSaysRelax · 20/07/2013 19:23

Wow writer! Yay this Fred is such a lucky place to be right now! Congratulations! Do a few more tests and you can arrange them to spell out bfp!

I've done 12 wees so far today..... I normally have a stronger bladder! 7dpo... not that I'm symptom spotting while on hols with my gran or anything

Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 19:32

That's what I was like Essie - weeing all the time!!!

Even today, in less than 12 hours I had wee'd enough to take 6 pregnancy tests and 2 OPK tests - and I've also had a few 'just weeing because I need to wee' episodes too Grin

All this and I've only had 3 cups of tea and 1 squash Smile

It was when I started urinating all the time last week that I first wondered if a BFP was a possibility....

AndieDisestablishment · 20/07/2013 19:44

Congrats Writer that's awesome!!

More please....

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 19:48

Grin @ 12 essie
sorry!

I have a creative idea for you!
do 4 more

then when you have you BFP fo 16 of those to.
then create little people and stuff and use them to play chess with!

white/light -BFPs
black/dark - BFNs

Grin
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