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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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fifi669 · 19/07/2013 20:19

Ha ha DP just said big, friendly penis!

pizzaqueen · 19/07/2013 20:27

sorry about the typos new phone I haven't worked out how to use yet.

its the pregnacare his and her conception vitamins. his have zinc, b12 and selenium and mine have folic acid, b12 and zinc. could be a complete con but makes me feel better.Hmm

ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 20:34

all of my symptoms - nork side boob pain, have gone. pouf! boo.

cookielove · 19/07/2013 21:54

Choc I got so excited this morning as I got side boob pain and then it was gone a couple hours later (humph)

Been chatting to my sister and got stupidly excited to poas Blush

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AuntieMaggie · 19/07/2013 21:55

I don't know what BFP stands for Blush

DownstairsMixUp · 19/07/2013 21:57

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Writerwannabe83 · 19/07/2013 22:02

I had side boob pain all day yesterday - it was horrible.
Nothing today though so I'm putting it down to an ill fitting bra Grin

DownstairsMixUp · 19/07/2013 22:06

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DulcetMoans · 19/07/2013 22:07

At baby shower. Blue and pink stuff EVERYWHERE! And obviously pregnant ladies!

AuntieMaggie · 19/07/2013 22:08

Thanks Downstairs :)

Interestingly enough DP made an offhand comment to his parents the other day that we might have a baby next year and I was pissed off because I don't want people knowing we're trying because of the pressure, having to explain if there are problems, and because its nobody else's business.

My nipples are so bloody sore :(

DownstairsMixUp · 19/07/2013 22:21

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AuntieMaggie · 19/07/2013 22:33

Exactly - we don't know if we're fertile plus there might be a few issues along the way to do with my medical circumstances so until everything is ok and there's nothing to worry about I don't want to tell anyone.

cookielove · 19/07/2013 22:36

this thread is hilarous

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cookielove · 19/07/2013 22:39

Pretty much ever one but my dad know we are ttc Blush I don't feel any pressure though!!

Just did a test bfn!

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 00:01

Most of my friend, family and colleagues know too.

I have tested twice today = 2 BFN.

I can't stop myself!!

EssieSaysRelax · 20/07/2013 00:10

Hi from my granny hols everyone! Having a lovely time. It's not taking my mind of twot though! No pee sticks so have to hold out til weds.

Congrats stroke awesome news. Love it when I come back to a bfp.

Bon weekend all xxx

Bearfacedchic · 20/07/2013 00:39

Sorry for the BFNs and sorely boobs. Sad

Nothing to report here. On cd9 and still got Ertd. Only 2 more days to go hopefully. Appointment is on Thursday. Eek. I'm a bit scared. I don't normally worry about docs of anything like that, but I feel very apprehensive about what they'll say. Guess I'm just worried that they'll say there's no chance for us at all. I hate the not knowing. Must remember to tidy prune the lady garden ahead of then too!

I also heard of 2 more pregnancy announcements today. Envy grrrr.

I did finish work today though! Holidays! Yay!

Bearfacedchic · 20/07/2013 00:40

Grin vice cubes!

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 00:46

Grin bear vice cubes are only served with/in alcoholic drinks!

I do hope it will go well on Thursday. (hugs)

lil1ady · 20/07/2013 01:06

Congrats Stroke Grin very good news

Bear fx for Ur appointment. try not to worry too much. you'll only get worked up to only sit and get asked lots of dumb questions first off anyway. like "do you have sex" "uhhhh yes we want a baby" not that I am any sort of authority on the matter, just hoping to help Smile

Well I think I've reached the twot now. really pleased my cycle is starting to level off to some sort of regular.

Hi to everyone else

off to bed now, so tired zzzzzzz

DulcetMoans · 20/07/2013 06:27

vice cubes. Amazing! What did we do before auto correct?

I've woken up stupidly early, always on a weekend as well! Why can't I get up like this in the week?! Wedding to go to today, after the baby shower from yesterday. Weekend full of big events!

How many BFP have we had on this one now? Is it two or three?

Think I am into the wait now. Is it still a TWW if literal phase is 10 days??

EssieSaysRelax · 20/07/2013 07:21

We should keep a bfp tally like some of the other freds do. Perhaps we should start from the next one thou as its a faff to go back and count!

Vice cubes Grin they definitely sounds like something you'd chuck in the pool to get the party started!!

Good luck on thurs bear hope it's helpful and puts you a bit further forward. I hate having hospital appointments on the horizon, cos its the not knowing, but you'll be in the hands of the people who's job it is to know, and to unravel this for you. Xxx

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 10:05

my little one calls ice cream Mice CreamGrin

Vice Cubes sounds way better though

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 10:08

Essie I'm busy this weekend but will have loads of time on Monday (have to travel to and wait for an office app.) so I can do the tally then.

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