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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
Strokethefurrywall · 19/07/2013 02:46

Thanks Zing!

Writerwannabe83 · 19/07/2013 07:46

Congratulations!!!!!!!! x x

Nessalina · 19/07/2013 07:48

Yay Stroke!! Great news Grin
I do feel a bit sorry for that poor abandoned bottle of red though - send it over my way will you? Wink

cookielove · 19/07/2013 07:58

Congratulations stroke hmmm why don't you do the tasting and not drink it. Although this is me assuming its a tasting thing Smile

OP posts:
PrincessKitKat · 19/07/2013 08:30

Just read the last post & thought we were still talking about Zings 'is it Man-juice is it EWCM?' test!! Just taste it, don't drink it!

Congratulations Stroke! Fab news to start a sunny Friday!

DulcetMoans · 19/07/2013 08:45

Congrats stroke! What a lovely surprise! I see the BFP has worked with law of the sod though, pregnant on a vineyard tour... Hmmm! How will you get away with that?!

fifi669 · 19/07/2013 09:18

Congrats stoke! With DS I woke one morning with a banging hangover and through the haze thought AF must be due soon, then realised a couple of days ago.... Then thought I haven't had any cramps etc. Took a test and ta da!

On a different note, what does icing pain feel like? Does it come before the main event or during? My memory is so poor I can't remember last month....

ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 09:24

Ah stroke, that's brill news. LOL that you were necking vino Grin how marvellous.

Ive had a mirena out end April; they didn't tell me could take 6mths to rebuild womb, doc just said to start ttc straight away

DownstairsMixUp · 19/07/2013 10:11

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AuntieMaggie · 19/07/2013 11:34

Congratulations stroke :)

I don't think I'm desperate enough to start sniffing or tasting to see if its my mess or his... yet... give it a month!

I went out with DP and his workmates last night and I dunno what got into DP but despite copious amounts of beer he was so bloody horny when we got home... and this morning... Wink I hurt today - goodness knows what he tried to do with my legs but it hurt and my nipples are so sore!

I also have patchy legs from that dove stuff with the gradual tan in it... dammit...

ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 13:28

downstairs - genius use of social netweorking to figure out your cycle Grin

this hot weather may be boiling sperms to death!

AuntieMaggie · 19/07/2013 13:52

Where is that pity pool??? My right side is really hurting today :( I knew that the ovulation pains would come back after coming off the pill but I thought I would have about 6 months before that like last time I came off the pill.

ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 13:58
ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 13:59

shite.

auntie

and Brew

ZingWidge · 19/07/2013 14:06
PrincessKitKat · 19/07/2013 14:27

I bet one of his workmates said you were fit AuntieMaggie... He got the 'proud' horn!

I also forced seduced DH into DTD last night & ended up a sweaty mess. Tis too hot for this baby making.

fifi669 · 19/07/2013 14:51

choc didn't think about the effect of heat on sperm.... May have to put frozen peas on DP's bits when he gets back from work

AndieDisestablishment · 19/07/2013 14:58

Congrats Stroke July seems to be a lucky month for our little fred. I'm feeling the same disbelief, the only thing that reminds me is the occasional boob pain. I have a Dr's appointment on Tuesday, at which they will no doubt do nothing. Only just changed Dr surgery too so had to say "we need new patient appointments and I'm pregnant" lol

Zing You're definitely one of us!

ZingWidge · 19/07/2013 15:46

Andie just doing my bit as support staff Grin

Strokethefurrywall · 19/07/2013 16:45

Sorry, am 5 hours behind GMT so apologise for the delayed response!

Alas the wine tasting is not the civilized kind and is definitely the drinking rather than tasting - I'm going to have to tell the girls anyway, there's no way I'll get away with it! I'll probably have a few sips, if the nausea doesn't get the better of me. I can feel it getting worse by the hour. Hopefully my lovely OBGYN will prescribe me something to take the edge off. I was on diclectin (triple dose) the last time to stop me turning my insides out so I'm anticipating the same sickness this time.

I have 3 bottles of wine sitting on my counter top that DH is taunting me with, the bastard. I think he's now rubbing his hands gleefully at all the social events we'll get to attend and not argue over who's going to remain sober enough to take over from the baby sitter! Mentally I'm sending the wine everyone's way!

Thank you for the congratulations all - keeping fingers crossed for all your bfps soon x

AuntieMaggie · 19/07/2013 17:56

Thanks Ladies - feel a bit better after a nap. I need the pool though as it is so hot!

Princess thank you but I doubt it - I am a fat sweaty mess!

Redshoes56 · 19/07/2013 19:31

Hi ladies! I am back on the grid after a week of being a "lady of leisure" on the sweltering Syracuse campus - it is so friggin' hot - while DH starts his masters program. I've essentially been doing spa, mall, bar, repeat, with a few morning jogs in there for good measure. Stroke congrats! (If there are more congrats due, no insult meant, I just haven't read backward yet.)

We managed to get a little JSing in (and by a little, I mean just one night, and I had eaten so much for dinner that I thought I was going to be sick all over him, but bless his heart, he wanted to make sure to get one in the books "just in case."

We are hitting the road in a bit, but I'll be sure to catch up properly on the weekend. Hope you are all well!

pizzaqueen · 19/07/2013 20:12

congratulations stroke more lovely news!

I had a good day today with friends and kids chilling in the sunshine.

my dp got annoyed last night because I skipped up and said 'trying for a baby' as that puts too much pressure on him apparently and we shouldn't change anything we're doing and it'll happen when it haappeens, thag was a shock as I thought we were totally on the same page. I guess his approach is the JSing one but I can't help but over think it. he doesn't think about iv kr cycles or anything.
he also thinks I'm insulting his swimmers by buying him conception vitamins.

ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 20:13

dh just guessed at BFP.

Prepare yourselves.

Big Fucking Penis.

seriously. Grin Grin

ChocChaffinch · 19/07/2013 20:17

oh pizza men are so weird. it's a team thing, spunk vitamins sound interesting, what's in them? do they con tain male frolic acid?