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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 22:26

downstairs

I only ever hear wait for 3 months...

after any vaccinations
coming off pill
stopping any contraception method bar condoms
or whatever...

so based on that if you stopped any time before mid April you should be good to go...Wink

DulcetMoans · 17/07/2013 22:52

Some of DP guesses at BFP meaning:

Bottom fun play - wouldn't help with what we are doing
Babies for people
Big freezing place - topical

He got close with Big fat pregnancy but I had helped him a fair bit

Now he wants to know more as he likes to be tested!

fifi669 · 17/07/2013 23:23

I love icing! Sounds so much more pleasant than oving. that sounds like having too many on a night out

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 23:28

dulcet

your DH is like me then, just loving a challenge! (he maybe my long lost twin! Grin )

ask him about
POAS
ELCS
EMSC
EWCM
ECV

throw in
FFS and
TSSDNCOP
Grin

pizzaqueen · 17/07/2013 23:34

hehe the acronym guessing is making me giggle.

dp just said to me 'I think today is the saddest I've ever felt about all this baby stuff' thst reslly twinged my heart strings.

on a more positive note it is appears to be my period so at least now I know where I am in my cycle and we can jump right on the JSing waggon!

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 23:48

ah bless him pizza

can I send him a hug?

(shall I ask MrZing to send him stallion vibes?Wink)

Rockchick1984 · 17/07/2013 23:57

What's TSSDNCOP???

Will ask DH some of them tomorrow, he's grumpy tonight Hmm

Bearfacedchic · 17/07/2013 23:58

Grin at Big Friendly Penis.

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 23:58

The Secret Service Does Not Comment On Procedure

Bearfacedchic · 18/07/2013 00:00

Rock- not a clue! Do you know?

Bearfacedchic · 18/07/2013 00:01

Zing- what on earth are you on about? Grin

Bearfacedchic · 18/07/2013 00:02

Oh, hang on. Are these general acronyms, not Ttc ones?

Bearfacedchic · 18/07/2013 00:02

Must sleep now before I did of exhaustion. Night!

Bearfacedchic · 18/07/2013 00:03

Gah! *die of exhaustion

pizzaqueen · 18/07/2013 07:19

morning! its a new more positive day today, I don't have a pity pool will a 5ft toddler paddling pool do?

cookielove · 18/07/2013 08:09

zing oh dear I am worried about me and dh if we missed that Blush

Pizza I'll be in good that pool but only cause it is so dam hot!

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cookielove · 18/07/2013 08:10

Oh dear writing skills appear to be failing.

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DownstairsMixUp · 18/07/2013 08:12

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EssieSaysRelax · 18/07/2013 09:02

Oh blimming 'eck, I've been left in the dust too.

Can't remember who said what, but coming off the pill, I was on it for 17 years (yes I know, not sure how that amount of time elapsed!), I stopped last December and it took 4 cycles before mine started to settle down, first few were really short, about 25-26 days, now normal is 32 days.

Grin at Big Friendly Penis.

Sorry everyone is feeling down. Sending you all hugs and inflatable unicorns for the pity pool.

xxx

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 10:19

what does OH mean? old husband? own husband? 'Orrible Husband? Grin
I thought it was DH but more people use OH now...

EssieSaysRelax · 18/07/2013 10:29

Other Half?

AuntieMaggie · 18/07/2013 10:45

Morning ladies :)

I have no idea about these acronyms or the cape thing Confused

I was on the pill for over 10 years when I came off it last time but I have no idea how long it took for my body to settle down as my cycles have never been normal so I'm expecting the same now... Had some right side pain last night... could I be ovulating? Who knows, just going to keep trying lots (if this weather ever gives up!)

Pizza I'll have your paddling pool if nobody else is interested... its so damn hot...

Actually, is it wrong to dtd in a paddling pool??? Might be a way to keep cool.... Wink

DownstairsMixUp · 18/07/2013 11:01

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AQuarkTooFar · 18/07/2013 11:03

Oh = Other half
Cape = Your own personalised shag that you must don before commencing with any JSing. Unique to the thread, they must be customised.

This month I think mine might have little red devils all over it as I am feeling rather horny Blush

ERTD is on its way out the door and I can't wait to get jsing!

Not long until the weekend viroids! Whats the plans?

AQuarkTooFar · 18/07/2013 11:03

*oops that was meant to say "your own personalised shag cape.....!"