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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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DownstairsMixUp · 17/07/2013 19:26

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Nessalina · 17/07/2013 19:28

For all those in need of a laugh (most of us!!) I've been quizzing my DH on MN lingo:
Me: "So what do you reckon BFP stands for?"
Him: "Ummm..."
Me: "I'll give you a clue, we all want one on the thread..."
Him: "I dunno...Big Friendly Penis?"
GrinGrinGrin
Yeah, we'll have one of those too!

Writerwannabe83 · 17/07/2013 19:31

hahahahahahahahaha - trust a man!!!!

I wonder what makes a penis friendly?? Grin

fifi669 · 17/07/2013 19:37

One that stands up when a lady enters the room?

Writerwannabe83 · 17/07/2013 19:40
Grin

And one that cleans up after himself......

.......if only...... Grin

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 19:40

good 'un!Grin

that reminded me of the creep Phoebe went out with (Friends) who
said he had a PHD - a Pretty Huge Dick ( D was implied)
Phoebe left, disgustedGrin

pizzaqueen · 17/07/2013 19:40

yeh she knows we lost our baby. but I still dont understand why she didn't tell us when we announced we were expecting as she'd be 14 weeks ahead of me Confused and we see her at least twice a week.

im so glad I have this thread as I can't say much of this in rl. im genuinely happy for anyone on here who gets their bfp.Thanks writer I have everything crossed for you.

does anyond know how I can tell if this weird on/off light bleeding is my period or not? I have no idea!

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 19:43

pizza did you have an ERPC?

if yes, it could be a period.

pizzaqueen · 17/07/2013 20:17

no it was a natural mc and took 4 weeks to get a bfn!

I'm hoping it is a period as otherwise what could it be?

AuntieMaggie · 17/07/2013 21:21

"And one that cleans up after himself......"

Yep that would be good thanks... I know we need their sperm but does it have to be so messy? Still getting used to the mess...

Writerwannabe83 · 17/07/2013 21:26

And the smell, lol

cookielove · 17/07/2013 21:30

Hello all, thread has moved on and left me in the dust {sob}

I have read all the posts but i am on my phone and its so very hard for me to write so many replies. Although knowing that choc is on an identical cycle as me at the moment I will ask when are you gonna POAS?

Am thinking of you all.

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ChocChaffinch · 17/07/2013 21:42

cookie you wee beaut

I POAS this avo ssssssshhhhh!! BFN of course.

But it was scientific!! was reading the instructions on the test sticks and it says to keep them under 30 degrees! SHITE! our room's been over 30 about 3 times this week. do test sticks need to be fridged?

so of course I had to test the tester, as it were. And it was a BFN, yet I have 5 more to be sensible with.

lil1ady · 17/07/2013 21:42

cookie I'm in the dust with you.

I am chuckling at big friendly penis! could do with one of those right now...

me: we need to dtd tonight
dp:oh shit I thought that was tomorrow!

I'm offering sex on a plate ffs man!

AuntieMaggie · 17/07/2013 21:43

Lol...

cookielove · 17/07/2013 21:44

Choc I poas last week not sure what i wad thinking! !

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ChocChaffinch · 17/07/2013 21:44

My AF ain't due for AGES

but I always have this niggle because my last af was about 35-50% lighter than usual, so figured might have been a Not Real af IYSWIM, wanted to check for peace of mind, plus to test the tester : I had NO OPTION, clearly, other than to wee. And it was a Big Wee. Flooded my receptacle. (an old plastic beaker)

crumbs I wonder if any of this is followable. I'm so hot!

DownstairsMixUp · 17/07/2013 21:48

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cookielove · 17/07/2013 21:53

Dh thinks bfp = birth before period. And then told me iff cause the topic was to broad for him to possibly guess! !

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cookielove · 17/07/2013 21:53

Dh thinks bfp = birth before period. And then told me iff cause the topic was to broad for him to possibly guess! !

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DulcetMoans · 17/07/2013 22:04

Didn't know about the 30 degree thing either. Another thing to wonder about with BFNs too!

I have an app (whoever asked that! On phone) it's 'period diary'. Hope they aren't contraband as I need it really. It's what keeps track of all my days and whether to expect AF on my wedding day! Lol. I don't record temps or body stuff on it though. Just cycle and dates we are 'intimate' according to app ie. shagging!

Sorry people are so down, I think you all deserve a treat to help you through it. Feeling crap is understandable and we all get there. Hope something makes you smile soon.

Off to get my cape on. I hope it's air conditioned!

(Is it weird to be a little chuffed that icing caught on? Thanks auto correct!)

DownstairsMixUp · 17/07/2013 22:06

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lil1ady · 17/07/2013 22:17

downstairs I came off pill last September and I would say I'm just getting normal now. but everyone is different

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 22:21

cookie
birth before period would be BBP!Grin

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