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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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Writerwannabe83 · 13/07/2013 10:43

I completely agree with cookie love!!!!!

fifi669 · 13/07/2013 12:03

Def POAS time! How have you held out do long Andie ?

AndieDisestablishment · 13/07/2013 12:18

I'm trying desperately to prove to myself (and DP) that I have willpower and am not a complete crazy peeing person. Trying to hold out til Weds. Might cave in the morning.lol

fifi669 · 13/07/2013 12:27

Me and DH I still don't know what that stands for are both highly impatient so the 9 months cooking time will last forever, let alone the time trying to conceive!

ZingWidge · 13/07/2013 12:36

Andie

morning pee is best for sure and tomorrow seems like a good day....
come on woman!Wink

( my DS2 is 10 today! )

AndieDisestablishment · 13/07/2013 12:44

Happy Birthday Little Zing

Yeah, to be honest, my first wee this morning was at 6.30 when the dog woke me up crying to go out so I didn't even think of pee sticks, I thought "shut up dog....wow, I need the toilet"

fifi669 · 13/07/2013 14:16

DS, DP,DH? What do they all stand for?

PrincessKitKat · 13/07/2013 14:32

FiFi- Dear Son, Dear Partner, Dear Husband etc
The 'dear' is a bit cringy IMO...Smile

ZingWidge · 13/07/2013 14:37

or it can mean Darling....

or even better: Dahling!Grin

Nessalina · 13/07/2013 14:49

I always thought it was a slightly ironic 'Darling' Grin
Hurrah for you Essie on getting through award and review with minimal blubbing!
The BESH Fred sounds intriguing Bear, as another old bird I might check it out. Well, I certainly feel old in this TTC world!
It's incredibly hot in Yorkshire today, pushing 30 degrees I think! DH is away for the weekend, so I'm out for a BBQ with friends tonite. Should distract me from the fact that it's cd23 today and I'm dying to POAS!! Restraint. Though thanks for the tip on the cheapies viroids, I've got 20 possible pees for only about £4 this month Grin
Andie - four days over?! What are you waiting for!! Afternoon pee will do! Wink

fifi669 · 13/07/2013 15:24

Mine was certain not my DS yesterday ....when I woke after letting him sleep in with me I found a trail he'd left for me on my bed, carpet and into his room. He greeted me with a big smile, look mamma! Dooo! Hmmm cheers for that. All you TTCers there's something to look forward to 😉

Minion · 13/07/2013 17:17

Good afternoon shag seekers!
Jet lag has gone and I'm back in the land of the sweaty and glistening upper lipped living.
Currently sat outside basking in the sun, making the most of the summer in fear it'll disappear before I turn an off white shade, fertile week here apparently, think it is as I'm getting the twinges in ovaries and feel a bit bloated so jumped at the DH chance last night, twice!
Not gonna stress this month as the house thing has taken over, we've viewed 4 and fell in love with number 4, had our 2nd viewing this afternoon and can totally see ourselves moving in. It's lush, south face gardens too.. Just wondering what price to go in with. What you lot think? It's on for 210000 but I think we may get them down between 2 and 2.5.

Welcome to all the new posters, hopefully you've all caught up with the lingo and feel at one with us all.
Hope everyone is doing well and am waiting on some synchro pee action to celebrate.
Signing off as I crack open the gin.
Min x

lil1ady · 13/07/2013 18:57

I think I have probably said on here before that I believe exercise is bad for your health. having walked 7.13 miles today my opinion is unchanged!

ChocChaffinch · 13/07/2013 19:20

hey viroids.

have ballsed up SMEPPING this month as my cdays are different, was mixing with the date on my crappy calendar thingie. ie on 10th jul thought I was cd10 DAMNIT
also fell asleep too early to dtd last 2 nights so pantsorama.

so gentleman's relish is an actual 'thing' hmm. doesn't sound v tasty though..

love you bear and everyone else here. never worry you bring others down as it helps us all to share and learn from each other.

peace and go get'cho' sex 'awwwwwn' guys!!!

ChocChaffinch · 13/07/2013 19:21

minion as long as you're not in Scotland offer 195 if you're in a good position, to include all carpets and curtains and the fridge too if you fancy it Wink

ChocChaffinch · 13/07/2013 19:22

depending on survey results too................

Writerwannabe83 · 14/07/2013 01:49

What is smepping??

fifi669 · 14/07/2013 02:33

As I just found out its sperm meets egg....

AndieDisestablishment · 14/07/2013 08:34

SMEP - spermmeetseggplan.com/

Guess what viroids..... BFP!!
I've done two to be sure. Might do another, lets face it, I've got a whole box to use. Grin I'm 5+1 according to my little wheel. Do you mind if I stick around to cheer you on?

AQuarkTooFar · 14/07/2013 09:17

Yay Andie congratulations! Flowers any symptoms yet?

Ertd has appeared here 4 days late.

cookielove · 14/07/2013 09:30

Oh yay andie yay yay yay!!

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Rockchick1984 · 14/07/2013 09:34

Yaaaaaaayyyyyy Andie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How long had you been trying for? What did you do differently this month? Xxx

cookielove · 14/07/2013 09:44

I'm sorry to hear that quark

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AndieDisestablishment · 14/07/2013 10:01

Boo to ERTD Quark Flowers

Thanks ladies. Glad I have you girls to tell otherwise I'd burst. Told DP first of course. I asked him if I should test and he said "I you want but don't be too disappointed if it doesn't say yes" He's now decided that the conquering swimmer was called Gilburt and this is what we shall henceforth call the bean (this wont be his/her actual name.lol)
Rock This was cycle 11. Sympt

AndieDisestablishment · 14/07/2013 10:04

Stupid excited thumbs!!
Symptoms wise I've had really sore and heavy feeling boobs all week, about a fortnight of wind and bloating (attractive) and a few giddy spells which I had just put down to the heat.
We were a bit more relaxed this month and actually didn't DTD loads, obviously just had perfect timing.

Right, who's next? Smile