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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
ZingWidge · 14/07/2013 10:10

sorry to hear Quark.Thanks..you ok?

Andie whoop whoop and yay!
didn't I say today's a good day?Wink

EssieSaysRelax · 14/07/2013 10:24

Yaaaay! andie, lovely news. I love it when I'm offline for a couple of days as I come back to a bfp! Good to know you were relaxed with the jsing and it still had desired effect! Just shows it can work!

I've had a serious chat with Mr Essie. He appreciated how different it is for me being that its all happening in my body and not his and said he needs to pay more attention and not be so gormless. He reckons we need to up our game and he is willing to rise to the occasion! Grin

I'm going to my godsons 6th birthday. No idea how he got to six so quickly!

Enjoy the sunshine viroids. Love to all xxxx

Writerwannabe83 · 14/07/2013 10:44

Congratulations Andie - what lovely news for me to wake up to!! Smile

DulcetMoans · 14/07/2013 11:11

Fantastic andie, congratulations! Please stick around, if only while you have to keep it a secret in real life! Lol. Have you decided what Gilbert might do for a job? We often decide what eventual job the egg might have if it works. is that weird?! usually its something useful like mechanic or plumber.

Hope July is a good month for the fred!

PrincessKitKat · 14/07/2013 11:23

Fantastic news Andie, congrats! Go Gilburt!

And well done MrEssie for agreeing getting his burgundy cape dirty more often! Smile

Sorry to hear Quark, hope you're ok.

Dint judge me viroids but I'm going to indulge in sone contraband this month - just want to check I'm ovving ok, then I'm back to JSing! I think I'm mainly doing it to feel pro-active, as I'm a bit of a control freak not very good at being patient.

Nessalina · 14/07/2013 14:56

Brilliant news Andie!! Grin So thrilled for you! You should totally stick around and keep us updated.
I'm totally feeling the good July vibes here - lets get some more BFPs!!

ZingWidge · 14/07/2013 15:00

what is JSing please?

Nessalina · 14/07/2013 15:42

Just Shagging! Grin

lil1ady · 14/07/2013 16:09

Yay Andie congratulations! what's Ur due date?

Sorry ertd showed up Quark have a nice glass of vino in the sun to make you feel better.

Good to hear MrEssie is starting to understand and up his game. My dh keeps telling me its too hot to DTD. sorry but that's just not going to wash with me! These men don't know how easy they've got it!

ChocChaffinch · 14/07/2013 16:49

hooray Andie lovely news! Thanks how marvellous. \good old Gilburt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AndieDisestablishment · 14/07/2013 17:01

lil Due date is March 15th so a nice springtime baby, maybe the Easter bunny will bring him/her? Grin

Thanks for the congrats all. I have told one close friend IRL (she was pg at the same time as me with my other DCs so that she can be vigilant.lol. I'm goin to test again best week (and probably repeatedly until scan) before we tell any family.

Zing I think you're a good omen.

Essie Glad Mr Essie has agreed to up his game.

cookielove · 14/07/2013 17:04

lil my dh is the same, he can't stand the heat and is rather annoyed at me for wanting sex Hmm

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Rockchick1984 · 14/07/2013 17:41

Andie come and join the March 2014 thread in antenatal groups, its nice having other people due the same time as you even if they don't have a unicorn :)

Fox82 · 14/07/2013 17:47

On a completely unrelated note to what everyone's talking about, I can't stop singing YMCA due to this thread!! Literally can't stop.

Congrats to the BFP's

ChocChaffinch · 14/07/2013 18:06

it's boobs is the symptom isn't it. big old babs boobs.
mine are shrinking in the heat for heaven's sake.

ZingWidge · 14/07/2013 18:14

Andie I hope I am.
better stay then!Wink

ChocChaffinch · 14/07/2013 18:17

zing can we rub your tummy for luck! Grin

ZingWidge · 14/07/2013 18:22

yep, rub away!Grin

cookielove · 14/07/2013 18:32

Yay fox I am so happy it got stuck Grin

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Fox82 · 14/07/2013 18:40

Maybe a bit too much cookie Smile I was driving me and DH to work the other morning and was singing it the whole way. DH probably wondered why I was singing YMCA first thing in the morning, although he couldn't of been too concerned as he quickly joined in Grin

PrincessKitKat · 14/07/2013 18:50

Who's got a unicorn?

Nessalina · 14/07/2013 19:04

Ha! I'm glad it's got you too Fox, that blimmin' song's been in my head all week! Not good to be singing Just Shagging at work, lol Blush

AuntieMaggie · 14/07/2013 21:14

Hi can I join you? :)

Been ttc for a few weeks now (DP thinks he's died and gone to heaven with all the shagging!) after coming off the pill. I've got PCOS and am on metformin but am hoping I can get pregnant quickly as my symptoms were under control due to the pill and metformin.

Any tips (especially keeping up in this heat and dealing with the mess) I should know about?

I lost track of the latest roll call so please can someone add me?

Name: AuntieMaggie
Any Dc's: No
TTC: June 2013

Rockchick1984 · 14/07/2013 21:38

Kitkat I think cookie had the unicorn at last count, its the JSing lucky mascot!!

Writerwannabe83 · 14/07/2013 21:48

Unicorn???

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