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FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

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CaptainMoll · 25/05/2013 22:34

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 25/05/2013 22:46
Confused
TWinklyLittleStar · 25/05/2013 23:19
Northey · 25/05/2013 23:24

Right. Erm.

Yes IABESAAH.
Yes BDMMV.
Well yes of course ILG!

As for the rest Confused

Northey · 25/05/2013 23:26

Oh! Yes IHIDWAP! Dumbass bitches.

evilgiraffe · 25/05/2013 23:28

Okay, I am not ever going to win a baybee. However, I think I can do the title:

For the Attention Of all Barren Evil Selfish Hags - Shiny New Fred for those who frequently Can't Be Arsed To Menkul and occasionally Stagger Around Drunk And Wailing after Gin & Tonic. "Laugh-Out-Loud"s and "Baby Dancing" will not be tolerated. Insta-Differs will Walk The Plank.

No idea on any of the others, though. I need a clue! Several clues!

Northey · 25/05/2013 23:30

I thought BD was babydust. Though they are equally heinous...

evilgiraffe · 25/05/2013 23:32

Holy fuck, Norf has given clues!

Are You Barren, Evil, Selfish, And A Hag? - YES
Do You Hate Insta-Differs Who Are Pregnant? - YES
Does "Baby Dancing" Make You Vomit? - YES
???
Do You Love Gin? - YES
???

evilgiraffe · 25/05/2013 23:35

Oh yes, you're probably right.

I think one of them is "Can You...", but I've no idea about the rest of it.

Oh! And the last one is:
Then This Is The Fred For You!

Northey · 25/05/2013 23:35

Ooh, I had it as Do You Hate InstaDiffers With A Passion.

The last bit is Then This is The Fred For You.

Northey · 25/05/2013 23:38

Could You Learn To Eat, ummm...

Maybe not.

evilgiraffe · 25/05/2013 23:38

With A Passion is less specific and more vitriolic - I approve! Only one left, come on, we can do it...

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CaptainMoll · 25/05/2013 23:55

Wow! You have done well!

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HesterShaw · 26/05/2013 08:35

I have a cold. I didn't get a cold all winter, and I just sneezed 15 times in a row.

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CaptainMoll · 26/05/2013 08:47

Hay fever?

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CaptainMoll · 26/05/2013 08:48

(The last one is quite a wild card. One of the Ps is for Paint.)

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Northey · 26/05/2013 09:17

Period Paint Chart? Can You Learn To something Period Paint Chart?

Northey · 26/05/2013 09:18

Poor hes. Definitely not hayfever?

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 26/05/2013 10:43

Definitely YES to most of the translated acronyms, but unsure how they managed Wink. I have been crocheting this morning!

evilgiraffe · 26/05/2013 11:06

A present for Frank - jump to about 1:30 minutes in...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 26/05/2013 11:52

Seen that one already a million times Grin

TWinklyLittleStar · 26/05/2013 13:28

moll can we pls have the last answer? I'm having a very long week and my brain is tired.

Is everyone who isny going to work having a lovely day?

hest - sympathy and the stinkiest of fish to clear your sinuses.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 26/05/2013 14:26

Droid is on its way - finally! Got some spotting a few hours ago, so hopefully in the next day or two it will kick off and I can get back on track with the stabbing. Today is CD94 FFS!

TWinklyLittleStar · 26/05/2013 14:40

Fuuuuck frank that is long. Hooray for commencing stabbing!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 26/05/2013 16:07

Tell me about it Twinks! To be fair, it could have been over several weeks ago but we decided I wouldn't take the pills until we were in New York because trying to organise stabbing whilst abroad would have been too complex - not sure the Yanks would have taken too kindly to my luggage containing syringes!

Feeling more crampy now, though still only spotting. I'll see what tomorrow/Tuesday brings then call the clinic to arrange a base line scan and blood tests.

alwyn · 26/05/2013 16:46

I am pissed off. I've booked a very swanky room tonight at the hotel we had our wedding reception to celebrate our 5th wedding anniversary, but I've had majorly awful things happening in my pants all this week and now I appear to be spotting (Droid was due tomorrow-ish, but still....).

No sechs for me tonight then. FML.