FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

[CaptainMoll]

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

Morning hags. I can't sleep (been awake since 4). I'll be leaving for EC in just over an hour. I can't wait for it to be over, frankly.

If for me IVF just involved me having a less than idea wank, I'd be ecstatic.

Good luck! Fingers crossed! Are they just aiming for one, or do you get more on this version of natural?

What time are they doing the actual op?

9.30. They're aiming for between 1 and 4. At the last scan there was one mature and a chasing pack of 3.

Good luck Euro!

Go eggies! Good luck euro!

Good luck Euro!

Good luck euro

I've just been on the forum for my clinic, I don't think it'll be much used to me. They are definitely not BESH in the true sense, it's all chica this and hun/babes that :/

Good luck zammo

Morning and oodles of babydust to you hunnies

Good luck Euro IOTO and all that.

Ok so droid has just arrived. I'm supposed to ring the clinic on day 1 but no-one is answering so I guessing they don't open on weekends? What do I do??!!

My letter from the hsg people says if droid comes on a weekend ring first thing Monday morning. Have you tried ringing yet?

(I know a hsg isn't the same sorry if I put my foot in it.)

They are open, I just got through. That's another 4 hrs in the car for me tomorrow for 10 minutes dildoing!

rasp just call tomorrow. They will book things in from there. This cycle started on a Sunday too.

Thanks for all the good wishes. I'm back home. Fuck me that was traumatic. They did at least get me in and out quickly this time. They had the self discharge form ready for me...

They gave me something different to bring me round to see if I would be less panicky. It was awful. It had me in floods of tears. I prefer the anxiety. And last time there was no pain afterwards. This time I feel like I 've been been kicked by a donkey. I'm now at home one the sofa with a blanket and hot water bottle feeling somewhat sorry for myself.

He got 4 eggs, all from the right side. The left it difficult to reach apparently. Im a bit miffed because there were follies there at the last scan and he retrieved from the left last time. I don't know if they are mature yet. Presumably they will call later.

Good luck for tomorrow rasp, glad you got sorted.

euro love that sounds fucking awful, poor you. Is KFZK plying you with tea chocolate and painkillers? And he had best let you be in sole charge of the remote.

Well done for getting through it, euro - sorry it was so traumatic. Fx that is the hardest bit over with now (am assuming they don't knock you out for egg transfer?). Repeat the mantra: IOTO!

ET is just like a smear test with elephant sitting on your bladder. It's a breeze in comparison. It's the being unconscious while a room full of strangers interfere with you that I have ishoos with.

KFZK is in the process of preparing me a bacon and fried egg sandwich. With chocolate for dessert.

Pain is easing a bit now.

Well done Euro When do you get an update?

How's my POAF buddy doing, Hest?

I dunno Frank. Last time they told us about the eggs and spaff afterwards. Because we had warned them about the bolting, they got me out straight away this time. Maybe they will call later to say how many eggs were mature and how KFZK's contribution was.

Are you menkulling?

Poor euro, that sounds horrible :( What was different about this waking up drug? Do you think that you and waking up drugs just don't mix? Bacon sandwiches and chocolate sound very soothing though, and after a day on the sofa with nothing to stress you except crumbs on your dressing gown you will hopefully feel a bit better.

Hurrah for a good dildoing tomorrow, rasp! Always something to look forwards to.

I can't believe that I thought I would be ivf buddies with euro, and now, with no droid in sight, I have serious doubts I'll make it for rasp or drizz either!

Your droid needs a kick in the nuts norf, what does it think it's playing at?

frank how's the nipples etc?

Maybe that watery faintly brown stuff was it then? Fuxache.

Who is doing new fred?

Oh, euro, what a horrid morning. Hope this afternoon brings you back to rights.

I just sobbed at the visa advert There's a brand-new baybee at the end of it which took me completely by surprise.

Hmmm, have you POAF recently, norf?

I might be your ivf cycle buddy - though we're having problems even getting the fecking forms through. My hospital are brilliant at looking after you but I do despair about the paperwork sometimes.

Woohoo for dildocamming! The best one I've had was in Italy, where they sit you in a special stirrupy chair and cover the end of the dildo with a plastic glove!