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FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

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CaptainMoll · 25/05/2013 22:34

AYBESAAH? DYHIDWAP? DBDMYV? CYLTEPPC? DYLG? TTITFFY!

Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 28/05/2013 21:34

My crush of shame is Jimmy Carr Blush

TWinklyLittleStar · 28/05/2013 21:35

Huge Ackman is fairly beloved of the besh. I think Crooning Bubble is your best bet BearBottom

HadALittleFaithBaby · 28/05/2013 21:39

Oh I would do bad, bad things to Huge Ackman. You're thinking about this all wrong. They should be shameful! Mine was Niles from Frasier Blush

Northey · 28/05/2013 21:43

Mine was Brian Cox, I think.

evilgiraffe · 28/05/2013 21:50

I loved Niles when I was a teenager, faif! But then my shameful crush was Mr Clarkson and my less shameful list is a mile long so perhaps I'm not fussy much of a comfort...

Buble is pretty shameful, though, naff is the perfect word.

Right, this is draf signing out. Alarm is set for some unholy hour of the morning, and hopefully when next I see you I'll have no ovarian cysts and possibly just one tube. G'night, all :)

TWinklyLittleStar · 28/05/2013 21:55

Good luck draf, & goodnight.

HesterShaw · 28/05/2013 22:12

I would drop my kecks in a second for Huge.

Will catch up on fred now.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 28/05/2013 22:18

Good luck draf

HesterShaw · 28/05/2013 22:26

Norf, it may be worth asking the clinic what their "policy" on delaying is. You need to go into it with the right frame of mind. Can you just remind me of your age? I would delay at the moment if I could by my clock is actually deafening me. Re the wedding, that's a tricky one and I don't really know what to suggest :(. I think you need to take some time to think, by the sound of things. Lots of BESHlove xxxx

SinkyMalinks · 28/05/2013 23:04

Good luck draf. I've missed the build up to your badness-ectomy, but will send lots of Eddie goodness in your direction. (did I mention I'm getting excited for July?)

My inappropriate is the lovely mr izzard. especially now he's all goodly and marathon running type.

hest, I think our norf is a spring chicken.

Perhaps tis the season for BESH TTC timeouts.

Northey · 28/05/2013 23:07

35, so pretty middling in chicken terms...

draf, I didn't realise one of your tubes was at threat! Good luck, lovely.

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CaptainMoll · 28/05/2013 23:19

Good luck Drafster!

Bearface - wilkommen. I laughed a lot when I read Bandersnatch was your crush of shame. You have unwittingly wandered into a Benedictine coven.

I have seen any celebrity todger. (Sad face).

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CaptainMoll · 28/05/2013 23:19

*I have NOT seen any celebrity todger.

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HesterShaw · 28/05/2013 23:37

Omg. I want to kill myself. I was supposed to start drucks on tge 18th and I didn't. I have fucked up this cycle by being a total fucking twat. I can't believe it. They're going to think I'm so so stupid. I was given a second crack of the whip and I've blown it. What am I going to do?

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CaptainMoll · 28/05/2013 23:45

Eek, Hest - can you ask them to postpone for next cycle? I don't know how it works so I'm not much help Hmm

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Bearface · 29/05/2013 00:04

Thanks Moll. I genuinely thought folks would not like the Cumbersome one. Or Huge for that matter. Huge is getting on a bit. Incidentally he and his wife had loads of trouble Ttc apparently.

Good luck Draf.

Hester- I'm in the same position as Moll I'm afraid and know diddly squat about what you can and can't do. I'm sure if you explain though they'll be reasonable and understand. If not, are there any excuses you could use? Sorry I'm not much help.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 29/05/2013 07:00

Hest, get straight on to the clinic this morning and ask what you need to do. If need be tell them you wrote the wrong date down and have only just realised. I imagine that you'll have to wait till your next cycle to let the hormones do their work at the right time. I'm sure it's not the first time someone forgot.

RaspberrySnowCone · 29/05/2013 07:47

He did indeed bearface, I think both of his children are adopted are they not? There was a chap on mock the week who had few sperms and had IVF, he was taking the pee out of himself and it made me feel a bit Sad don't know why

HadALittleFaithBaby · 29/05/2013 07:54

They are adopted. Huge and his wife TTC'd but she had several MCs and they adopted. I luff him :)

Hest, Frank is right. Just call them and explain.

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CaptainMoll · 29/05/2013 09:39

Hest - hope you've got hold of the clinic and they are being nice and helpful.

Euro - hope the op went well and you're recovering quickly.

I have officially started c25k! I was pleasantly surprised by how easy I found the 1st programme - I expected hauling my lardy arse round the park to be painful but I must be fitter than I think I am..

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CaptainMoll · 29/05/2013 09:40

Shit sorry - Draff! Hope your op went well. It's the names-that-begin-with-E confusion..

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EuroShaggleton · 29/05/2013 10:19

bear I don't get the Cumbersnatch attraction, but I'm in a minority on here.

Hest I love that you were so laid back about stabbing, you actually forgot to do it! What did the clinic have to say?

draf I hope all is well!

Phew! Moll, you had me worried there for a bit.

Northey · 29/05/2013 10:30

hessy, lovely, how are you this morning? What did the clinic say?

HesterShaw · 29/05/2013 11:12

Hello Norf. After a massive worry and panic they phoned back and said don't worry about it Confused. It was the part which regulates your cycle and mine is quite regular anyway. God

Bearface · 29/05/2013 11:14

Aw. Poor Huge. I think I luff him too now. I just think of him in Les Mis at the end when he's old.

Hope you managed to get onto the clinic Hester.

So, what's c25k Moll? Obvs I get that you're running but what programme is it? Good on you for getting out there running.