We laugh in the face of OPKS and stomp on our thermometers! Don your customised shag capes, ladies; it's Just Shagging Thread 15

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1674505-Out-with-the-OPKs-ban-the-body-temping-heres-Just-Shagging-thread-14

The link to the latest grads thread is here:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1699553-Shagged-Out-Viroids-7th-Thread-From-conception-to-birth-living-proof-that-JSing-really-does-work

Happy shagging shaggers!

Yay for Rock and Ice Huge congrats ladies - thank goodness there's people getting preggers out there!!! ERTD arrived for me & I've been pretty blue, but I'm trying to think positive and not brood on it. New month, new cape, new possibilities! I have invested for the first time in some naughty contraband - don't be mad at me!! I feel like I just need to know its all working as it should i guess!
I love the idea of womb-pause Choc, I totally know what you mean! There's that feeling of great potential...

Ah lil my pee buddy.
Loves me a bit of synchro wazz!
Oh ladies I'm suffering here. Was on the coach today to a different airport approx 4 hrs away, and I'm cramping hard!
Hard. It's killing me, going into my back too. I'd think it was ERTD if my boobs weren't sore too.
Anyone know anything about veiny boobs? Is it just boobs that change? Or the veins leading into them on chest? I only ask as one on my left has gone massive (but it's quite warm), Gah, if I'm not upduffed my body is one big pile of stinking horse manure.

Minion veiny sore big boobs - all upduffed signs...

Nessa the occasional contraband is ok I think - pre miscarriage I got pregnant the first month I used it. I had been presuming I ovulated on day 14 so wasn't bothering to DTD much after that, sticks showed me I didn't ov until day 18 so it was all my own stupid fault for not shagging more

min that does sound promising! fx for you!

so bfps are like buses....none for ages then they all come at once!

lets symptom spot, flo

1. boobs 1/10 soreness level. up from 0 though,
2. no further 'grumbling' in nether regions
3. spotty skin

errrrrrr.......

Good to know I'm hopefully not wasting my money Rock! I've been assuming day 14 too, so it'll be interesting to see what the reality is!

On choc

1/ Def been very tired and fatigued.
2/ bit emosh, but often cry at least once couple a days before due on.
3/ Have had craving for some salty crisps, so much so I ate a whole multipack of six in one day which leads me to...
4/Huuuuge appetite but have recently quit smoking ready for pregnancy, so may be due to that.
5/ and tmi, but have been a little constipated
6/ Boobage soreness Id say 2 up from zero. And they a bit swollen.

So, erm, yeah that's been my recent bodily changes. Any of them preg symptoms??

congratulations ice and Rock! I've not been on regularly as my phone and the internet connection have both been playing up. Ertd came and its now gone. I'm not tracking but have a vague idea now is the time to be 'active'. so, dutifully I have been cornering dh :-). we ate also undertaking lots of diy to take our minds off things. a major structural issue has been uncovered by builders found the gardenso that it's occupying my mind at the moment.

I almost wish I could get pregnant by accident like first time round. much less stressful!

flo actually - - - Ive had a HUGE appetite too. had inbetween meals meals of 2x toast and marmalade...

the tired thing is deffo a pg symptom
and big sore boobs
not sure of constipation,
look out for any queasiness/ strong smells - and muchos saliva. like flooding salive. weird yet sometimes a sign

also Ive had weirdly vivid dreams.
about drowning etc.

Oh god yes crazy dreams lately. I dream quite alot anyway but over the past week they have been really vivid. Last night I dreamt I put my gerbils in the washing machine!! And another long nightmare that I was attacked at home. It was awful. I think that must be down to hormones.

nowt wrong with clean gerbils.

just don't iron them.

choc that has made my day. I just properly Lol'd and dh looked at me like I was demented. I explained and he looked at me like he was considering what psychiatric facility to send me too. I'm still laughing now while I write this! thank you for making my god awful day more bareable!

Choc that is brilliant

Choc You're a comedy genius!!

Red and Bear I wanted to see a psychic for years but was always too scared to see one (but also am a lover of Derren Brown and that's taught me to be mildly skeptical). MIL's BFF is a medium and the first time she met me she told me I'd had a chemical pregnancy the month before (I'd had an excessively heavy period and excruciating pain so had wondered if something was up but didn't say anything, even to DP) without knowing anything about it she asked if I'd had pain in my right side as she could see a grey patch in my aura. This made me realise I wanted another baby! Then in August, before having my implant out I saw a tarot reader and she saw my ex (who is in spirit), a friend's dog (random) and said "you want a baby with DP, I think it's too soon but you're not the type to be put off by anyone else soI can see it within the year". Then in September MIL's BFF held a group reading and said exactly the same thing as the tarot reader who she didn't know I'd been to see, she knew I'd had my implant out and we hadn't told MIL so she couldn't have found out accidentally. I want to be skeptical but it's too much to be coincidental.

Anyway, bucket loads of EWCM again today.

Holds hands of everyone in 2ww.
Sorry for epically l

*epically long post!

Wow ladies, those psychic/spirit stories are amazing. I'm a bit skeptical and a bit terrified of what I would find out, but maybe I should go....

No symptom spotting here, at least not yet. Thinking (though can't confirm because I gave up all contraband this month!) I'm two days post ovulation. I have been having bizarre dreams, too, but I can't blame it on anything other than my bizarre mind!

Morning viroids.

clean gerbils

I've been looking at my app and I think I'm miss timing the shagging as my cycles seem to have gotten a bit longer last couple of times so I've been packing the cape away a bit early and not making sure we do eod at least. Plus DH has a new client at work and is going ooop norf twice a month for a couple of nights which is a pain! So I want to make sure this cycle we make the most of when he is here as its bound to clash with those essential few shag days so I might have to kidnap him if it does

Anyone got any nice plans for the weekend? We have got bugger all planned which makes a pleasant change!

ERTD.

bloody wonderful.
anyhoo, on to another month's shagging after this week.

Sorry to hear that choc. for you. x

ah well. another month beckons.
when it doesn't happen you realise slightly more how much you really do want it to happen; I'm sure it prepares me better mentally anyway.

Oh choc sorry to hear that!

On a positive note lots of rogering coming up for you

Hello hello hello all,

Sorry to hear she got you Choc and all the others who are out his month

I guess i am still in it to win it, 10 days late. May test tomorrow or may test on Sunday i don't even feel desperate to know, cause i just feel like my body is trying to trick me again and i don't want to get stupidly excited and then come crashing down again

Haha. Rogering, that's not a word used often enough floaty!

That was a lot of sad faces cookie, hope you're not too down.

I'm one day late but BFN so not too sure what's happening. If I didn't ov until late though I wouldn't know yet!

Nah i am not sad just a bit meh about it all this month due to my stoopid body

There have been some tragedy at work though, we walked in on Monday morning to find one of the fish floating and this morning his buddy died of a broken heart [sob] RIP Lovitty and Iddy Biddy