Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!
Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)
1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed. 2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting. 3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum. 4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.
ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.
Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband
Aww, sorry Bearface you may have to take my longest JSer crown I've decorated it with pink glitter and accessorised it with a bottle of champagne I couldn't remember when we started either, thought it was longer ago than Sept but went back through my old posts and it was very early sept.
When's everyone testing next? Still not figured out my apps so ERTD is due some time between 4th an 7th, debating if I should hold out and see by the 7th or if I should test earlier (have got about 50 IC's so thinking I may as well use some...)
Aww thanks Rock. Very sweet of you. Your crown sounds lovely. Can I add a feather? It depends if you want to keep the crown or not though, Rock? I think you've been on this thread longer than me though so it's debateable. I joined late Sept I think. But yes, we've been going at it for a while now. This must be our thread surely, Rock?! Red has been here a while too - sorry Red - so maybe we can all squeeze our heads into it together?!
Think I'll be testing around 14th/15th if I can hold out that long.
Rummages through my niece's dressing up box I've found 2 more crowns, some fairy wings and that damn unicorn was in there too all us veteran JSers are going to look ace!!
This WILL be our thread, have you finished all your tests or are there still more to come? If it doesn't happen within the next few months for us we will stop for a while as I really don't want a baby born very close to Christmas if I can help it!
Ooh new fred. Well done. I'm on my phone and can't do any fancy copying... can someone add me to the roll call please? Name: MelodyHarmony DCs: 3 (7, 5 and 1) TTC since: Jan 2013 Age: over the hill 37 Location: South east.
Oh no i need to do some calculations, my brother is getting married in California next year in June/July they have set a date can not remember what it is though, i really don't want to be a pregnant grooms maid so really what do you think is the latest i can get pregnant by and have a baby before the wedding. Eek i am rubbish with working these things out, someone please help me?
Also they are having trips to Disney land as part of the wedding and i wouldn't be able to go on any of the rides if i was pregnant. Please help!!
Name: HumptyDumptyBumpty DCs: none TTC since: Oct 2012 Age: 32 Location: London
cookie your OH is a chancer, eh?! (but more JSing is good, right? And you can get upduffed on top, you CAN!)
ERTD got me today - after threatening for A WEEK (ffs), it came with a vengeance. I also POAS today before it and got a BFN so it wasn't a shock. Still, going to a baby shower this afternoon made me a bit and but also for the lovely girl who is 3 and a half weeks off due. That will be all of us soon - I asked to to give me good sticky bean vibes for us all and she gave me a massive hug which I'm passing on to ALL of you. xxx
Cookie you've got to conceive by September if the wedding's June, October if July. Plenty of time still for you!!! Hopefully it'll be sooner so that you're not stressing about a newborn on a long flight, getting baby's passport in time etc!! I'm so jealous, would love to go to Disney again (not been since I was a kid) but can't really afford it and would want to go and relax about things, not worrying about what we could afford once we got there!