Hello, slappers 
Twink, yes, I do think of you because I know how 'lost' you feel at times and I want you to know things will get a whole lot better when you are embarking on A Plan. When you read my posts to your husband does he go like this: 
or this: 
of this: 
?
Panicmechanic (great name!), I'm so sorry I didn't welcome you earlier. You'll be travelling on an IVF 2ww, do you mean? I wish I travelled, unless getting up and crossing several rooms to go for a piss counts?
Oooh, fish, do tell us what your 'loose arrangements/activities' are (unless it outs you, of course, in which case you can PM me 
)! The only loose arrangements I have on the horizon is to actually have somewhere to fucking sleep when I fly to the Czech as th'usband still hasn't got his bastard finger out and booked owt.
Well done on the jab.
Wish, at the risk of outing myself it is th'usband who is the gynae to the Duchess of Cornwall and for your information she apparently has a fanny like a wizard's sleeve. Dirty bitch.
Motor, did you find out what the jockstrap injection is for? I am thrilled that you are stalking me; it makes me feel slightly interesting. For your information my wheelie bin is the one to the side of the house with a broken lid if you fancy a rummage. The hardcore porn is right at the very bottom under copies of The Lady.
Last night I shared the findings in my knickers with th'usband who peered closely and agreed we could use the copious gunk to grout the bathroom tiles Buzzy, my abdomen is so, so swollen and half-tubs of Ben & Jerrys are somehow finding their way down my gob at all hours. Most peculiar.
I emailed the results of my scan to the clinic on Sunday and so am now expecting my transfer cycle drug schedule...