It is a fact universally acknowledged that a woman in her thirties in possession of a ticking biological clock MUST be in want of a baybee.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

The former thread proved full of sadness and most vexatious disappointments, wherefore we know not :(. Therefore the BESH will be donning their empire dresses and enlisting the assistance of Captain Wentworth and his admirable breeches and Mr Darcy smouldering damply in his transparent white shirt both of whom with their pleasing countenances and sound judgements and enormous fortunes, in short both of whom are everything a young man ought to be in the expectation that happier times may be ahead for the BESH.

I'm an Immac/Veet kinda girl myself.

Shit, that does look suspiciously line-like!

That is a line

Maybe leave it a few days and test again?

I'm convinced that my suspected CP last month is responsible for this screwy cycle. CD 25 and I've been spotting for a week

Definitely worth hiding the sticks and not POAFimg for at least another three days, merk. I know what you mean regarding the intimidating camaraderie of the BESH, though, I've only been here six months and am a bit at sea sometimes.

My lovely friend lent me Bride and Prejudice last week, I watched it today, and giggled several times. I've never seen a Bollywood film before, and it was a truly bizarre experience. Darcy was an American, the Bennets were Indian, and Wickham of course was English, what with being the bad guy and all.

On, and re cat/mattress incident. Mine restrict themselves to throwing up, usually on the floor or (annoyingly) the sofa. The bed is sacred and should remain cat-effluent-free!

Oooh Merkster, that does look like a liney old line to me.. I'm with the leave-the-sticks-alone crowd for a couple more days though. I have my millinery needles fingers crossed for you!
I haven't peed on any fivers for months now. I sort of miss it. Sort of..
Hopefully I'll get a chance this cycle.

Also, personal grooming bombshell coming up.. I don't shave ANYTHING ever. I am a hairy feminist and proud!

draf, you are practically old guard now.

My cat dribbles on the bed. It is in ecstasy at being stroked. It doesn't make it any nicer.

Also, speaking of random effluent, I just produced a big glob of ewcm I never normally manage any. And I even had the sechs yesterday.

My cat pukes on everything she can just to piss me off. I prefer sick to piss though.

And Mill, I too am unshaven. Though I must admit doing my legs and pits in tge summer when I'd oherwise lose animals and small children in the undergrowth. My shrubbery remains proudly dense though.

Who is Mill? Stooopid phone.

Thanks JustplainoldBuggerlugs :)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid - my dog likes to hunt me down and puke down my leg. I'm sure its a sign of endearment :/

....and you can crawl back under the rock from whence you came! Reported.

Note while this seems like yet another BESH attack, this little tosspot has been all over MN overnight writing profanities and generally being a twat. I would think his mother is about to wake him and send him to school. Don't take it personally laydees.

I'm just insulted it didn't try harder. At least get the spelling right ad come up with something more imaginative that cunt.

Shesh.

Amateur.

I'm just insulted it didn't try harder. At least get the spelling right and come up with something more imaginative than cunt.

Shesh.

Amateur.

I thought he was writing about kittens and got all excited. There are not enough kitten on this thread. I'm sure there are kittens in Jane Austen, umm, somewhere.

Morning hags!

Droidal invasion in the sour household. And childish invasion in the BESHold... Well done faif. And overly much animal effluent for an early morning!

Hold the cod of comfort starting to smell a bit til you can retest, merk. But I could do with a bit of nekkid dancing! Preferably before I bugger off for weeks. So retest on Thurs morning?

I notice in my posts from last night I was really tired, do I dare to look at the work I did yesterday?

Do we need a kitten-diet fred next? Or the one after that. I am afraid I'll miss all of the next three freds, so keep some good femes for sometime in April.

Why are you missing them again? Have we givn permission? Hmm?

Driz, you can't possibly be thinking of going up to town at this time of year? Why, it's not yet The Season! You shall be thought terribly unfashionable, and all the right sort of fellows are out in the country.

In other news, my temp plummeted right back down this morning, well below cover line, so I'm taking that as a defeat for this month because it's easier to live with than the hope
I think it's really for the best this month - impending operation, BE going out of business and me finally landing a proper job that I love.. Also, I'm more convinced that there's either a progesterone or thyroid issue lurking about so I want to get that properly checked out.

Not going up to town a this time of year, honestly, how could you think such abhorrent things of me. I am merely visiting Charlotte and Mr What-s-his-name, the awful clergyman, in Kent. But travelling is such a bore and it is seventy miles, good roads or no, Mr Darcy, it is a long distance.

(In RL we're off to a faraway place with much sushi-sake and yakitori for three weeks, and no neither you nor my daily occupation seem to have realised my imminent departure!)

Sorry about the crashing down of bodily heat Capt'n