Deck your halls & dress your trees, the BESH are gifting BFPs

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Doff your top hats, lean on your canes, 'tis a Victorian Christmas for the BESH. Baste those turkeys in Victoria & Albert style, and maintain a stiff upper lip when you fill in the BESHtionnaire to see if you are cynical stoic enough to win a Baybee.

Arf at the BESH disclaimers.

When was Jef due in?

Interview done. Was ok. Will hear back today apparently. Just means I can spend a year doing the training I want to do, rather than the NHS service drudgery/rota propping up i'm currently facing.

Hags I'm back, it was all ok. They got 4 eggs which was 2 more than we thought so we are very pleased. Just waiting to find out if they are all mature enough - clinic will call me later to tell me. Next step is to hope that we get some embryos. Thanks for all your good lucks, I'm a big believer in the power of positive thought ( bit woo I know but a bit of woo never hurt anyone).

Well done jeff's ovaries, fingers crossed the eggs are nice and ripe.

Well done Jeff . Fingers crossed for some grown up eggs!

Well done Jef

i think it was the banana wot don it

AIBU to fill up a little? Tiny steps, Jeff, tiny steps....we're very proud of you x

Brilliant news jeffers. Your ovaries have done us proud! Are they adding the swimmers now?

sinky I have my fingers crossed for jeff, which is making it difficult to type, so I will cross my toes that you get your job.

Dusty in 'ere init?

Must be allergies

I have something in my eye. Definitely

Don't you go eating that banana now.

I was keeping it for a speshul occasion

Oh damn you all. I'm reading this in the work bogs and have arfed out loud at twink. Now I am trapped on the cubicle from embarrassment.

Is there someone else in the next cubicle norf?!

Do you think this thread is a. A bit odd and b. the responses are rude? She has posted twice too!

Laugh out loud at BESHes getting sneaky reads in the toilets.

I sit in the toilets at work and have a sneaky read too. I curse myself when I forget that the ground floor toilet has no reception and I have to have a regular boring wee.

Norf are you out of that cubicle yet??

That thread is strange, the OP cannot string a sentence together but some responses are a little terse to say the least. I've noticed someone has started a thread with b*y d*t in the title. WIBU to go on and tell them that it doesn't exist and ruin their optimism?

Not rude at all Faithy, ignore that other poster - I've seen her around recently, she's a baby duster [shudders]

That b*y dt thread is why I avoid most of the conception boards, they are just so fucking twee and optimistic. Ick. Especially when they say "BFP due on..."

*NB I am feeling particularly tired, cross and bitter today.

Those people are Huns in disguise! By dt now makes me think of ground up baybees - was that sinky?!

I too not so secretly MN from the loo at work.

Baby dust is definitely ground up babies, in the same way fairy dust is ground up fairies. All those sparkly little wings make fairy dust pretty, at least, baby dust just sounds grim...

Where I am from Hun is a derogatory term, applied to Protestants/Rangers fans etc. True fact.

One of those BFP bus things appears to be having a valentines theme, looking at the fred title. Can we please promise that will not be our next feem? I despise v-day.

Shall I make shortbread? Is the current lack of sugar in my diet causing my un-sweet mood?

I have fled the loo at last (having let the other person leave and waited a few minutes for luck)!

I forgot to congratulate jeff on her egg haul. What was the procedure like? How are you feeling now?

Heavens, but babydusters make me want to be mean.