Loving all the rocky road talk - want some now.
Masness - hooray, you made it through. Sounds like the very mention of IVF means they are very positive about your chances. Sorry for the nasty antibiotics. I will say it again my lovely - you are a brave and special lady and soon you will meet your baby.
Rabbit - I love your recent posts. Don't worry about the lady with the tummy / bump. I wouldn't have mentioned anything either for fear of either response. I get ovulation creaks and pains a week before too although I would descibe them as 'noticable' compared to actually painful. I think it is the growing and stretching and they often have spurts rather than steady growth. Ha ha ha at the elf and his christmas nuts. Chumba and I were in a pretty little tea room place last weekend. We were there until chucking out time. I went upstairs to use the loo and found the chef stripping off in the middle of the upstairs part of the cafe (no public there). He saw me and dived in to the nearest cupboard. Ha ha ha.
Den - ovulation pains are niggles slightly inwards and slightly lower than the hip bone. But not getting the pain is very normal too. My opinion is that the pain is related to the anatomy of the indivdual and if there are nearby organs and structures which might get poked. It is interesting how those of us like me and Rabbit with very tilted wombs really get the pains which sort of makes sense. I wonder if your smear test pain is because it scrapes near the bottom of the womb and maybe you get some referred pain which sounds very normal although I'm sure it feels odd.
Lemon - so gald you have had you last jab for now. Thank you for all your positivity about the future - it does help!
Bubble - glad you have come to join us. It's really not easy coping with ttc is it. Sorry for the miscarriage. I had one too (along time a go now). Good luck for the next step.
Doll - it's great that your cycle came back. My AF reappeared exactly 4 days after stopping the progesterone injections too. And my cycles got back in to a normal pattern really quickly so all sounds good for you. Do remember you made great embryos and you were unlucky this time - that is all. Hope you are ok after the accident? By the way homelands is literally keeping me and chum 'alive' at the moment. I luffs it and it is the only thing I truely can be distracted by, relax and switch off.
Pout - I'm sure no nekked lady image is as hot as you are my lovely.
Gin - sorry to hear that the sperm analysis was bit low. I reckon the cold could be to blame. But the quality of the spermios must be half decent in order to get a blasto? But I totally understand that you need to keep your options over and I am in awe about how well you plan and cope and I just luffs ya, I do! 
Art - aw, a 10 hour day with no tea is not good. Defo do the poor prego lady routine. 
. You deserve it especially after how calm and collected you have managed to be throughout al all of this. I take my hat off to you lovely lady.
Buzz - glad you had fun at the paaaarty. Don't you find the colleagues we have can be the most oddball of all when they are let loose on the vino? 
. Glad the old boss is not returning and glad you are not upset by the sesh fail.
Euro - yes I am 10 dpo today, we are twinnies. I feel no bean implanting. And have picked my insides too. Hope the nausea has gone?
Glad its the weekend although its a busy one with finishing the crimbo shopping, a 30th birthday meal and night out, making wedding things and hair dressers. Love going to the hair dressers. It feels like a genuine excuse to do nothing. I am keeping the rock chic fringe but hoping to go more red. A bit festive like. I have been trying hard this week not to see a potential 'announcement' from my sister as a bad thing post wedding. I know I sound like a cow and I am not jealous by nature, nor do I see it as a race. It's just the terror of becoming the one that is struggling and doesn't get there where everyone else does. I really need a strategy to cope with this. I wouldn't dream of behaving badly outwardly as I would never allow myself to act in a selfish way or hurt anyone elses feelings. But I need a techniques which helps me cope on the inside. If I could crack that, I think I would be okish and could just focus on my treatment again and look forward to 2013, Any good ideas?