The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

How is your Dad rie?

[maamalady]

Oh! Frank, you're CAVE! I know you! my god, I am thick sometimes.

blue, I'm a relatively new BESH member, but have been TTC for almost three years. There is nothing wrong with either HOTB (him on the bike) or I, in theory, but after having a few long droids I had another ultrasound which says I have rather cysty ovaries. I'm going for another scan in a month's time, so fingers crossed all is well. I'm also desperately trying to get my BMI under the magical "30' threshold (which is proving difficult despite it being very close) so we can be referred for IVF in January.

Also, facebook informs me that HOTB's oldest friend had a baybee this afternoon. Very nice, I'm sure

[MissWinklyParadiso]

Stuck at work having shocker of night, posting quickly on phone but can't start new fred from here sorry - anyone.else?

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

Blimey evil, late to the party much?! yes, 'tis I!

[MissSlapAndTipple]

Evil you aren't alone, I didn't realise for a while when I joined!

[MissSlapAndTipple]

The apocalypse of the thread is upon us #####NO ONE PANIC#####!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maamalady]

I can't believe I didn't get it instantly. All that racing talk SHOULD have been a clue... Clearly I'm not cut out for espionage, perfect timing for a new thread!

[EuroShagmore]

I expect by the time I log on tomorrow, there will be a new fred, so I shall don my slinky thigh high slit gown, have my little bond girl pistol in my garter, step elegantly into my vintage Aston Martin, and zoom off to prepare my bunker.*

*This is not a euphemism.

[Northey]

Bloody hell aries. And I thought I was a buttoned-up sort. I would never ignore someone crying at the dinner table, ffs. They need a good kicking. MrA can just have a gentle toe prod, as he is otherwise very acceptable.

Hello bluedabadee (ancient musical reference). I'm northey or norf. Unprotected sechs for eight years. Official medically supported ttc since Christmas 2009. A whole raft of operations and drugs later, all I have to show for it is two ectopic pregnancies that have destroyed one tube and damaged the other. Just been approved for ivf funding and waiting for my confirmation letter.

I quite fancy a spell at MOD one day. They're mad as a box of frogs over there, I hear.

feefifofum you have an unfair advantage when it comes to spotting naked men at work. A bit like aries and her exotic sea creatures on the outdoorsy top spots fred. No-one else (ie me) ever had a chance, offering up cute ickle lambs against her pods of baby porpoise doing synchronised swimming.

[Northey]

Oh. There were lots more posts. Weird.

I shall just shag a spy in this inflatable dinghy for a while till i am airlifted to the new fred.

[bluer]

Hey norfy thanks for the welcome. That's one hell of a journey you've been on!

[FriendofDorothy]

Fresh meat? Sorry to arrive late to the party people... I also noticed the new girl likes camping. She can be my friend then.

Quick intro, I am 38, TTC for 20 cycles and then got lucky after having an HSG and having my tubes hosed out and a quick round of Clomid. Currently 37 weeks pregnant and feeling like a Guernsey cow.

I occasionally pop in here because I like to keep up with my friends, I remember how shitty is was ans is and want to be available. I am trying hard not to become a baby bore.

[bluer]

Hey Dorothy congratulations!
I do quite enjoy camping but it is most def mrDF thing...I never camped til we met - this year with the weather etc I insisted in a week Paris which even the arrival of the Droid on day two couldn't ruin! That was my one chance its back to camping next year...

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

Sorry folks, I got twitchy about how few posts were left on this Fred.

New one here

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

Well done frankus! :)

[MissSlapAndTipple]

thank god for that. I was starting to get nervous that we wouldn't have a safe haven to escape too. I'm not witty enough when it comes to starting threads

To be honest I'm just relieved not to have to hold my stomach in to look half decent in this bloody cocktail dress. Sorry Mr Bond.....time to let it all hang out in baggy cammo gear

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

WHO WILL have the last word?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

When will the thread die?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

When?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Are we nearly there yet?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Oh come on, it's got to get full soon.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Going.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Going

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Going