The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

[maamalady]

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

Bonny not bobby. Stoopid phone.

Am almost at end of my lovely holi-bobs. With GHJ and friends with adorable 13 month old.

It's been great, but not helping the barrenness/bitterness....

How are all?

Scuba-ing sounds good Euro. But sounds like badness and the miz is affecting the remaining besh. On my return to the uk on sat I'll be marking my place in the pit in expectation of the post sun blues.

In lighter news, do we have a feem-in-waiting? Over 900 posts now hags..

I am back from my parents. An evening of wine, pizza and West Wing awaits me

Another Frankel article if anyone is interested . It's probably time I name changed back, I did say I'd hang on to "Frankel" until he retired

Let's have a kitten thread

Sechsy coat btw Rie

Fanks Frank. Warm, that's the main thing. WARM.

Was there a coat link? I couldnt work it, booo.

I got the north face arctic parka at a good low(ish) price, Winks along with most of MN but I don't care

Have I missed a coat link? I likes new clothes.

My early new year resolution is to not post elsewhere. I forget that in non-BESH freds throw away comments can be taken with a bit more meaning than intended...

Kitten fred? Intresting. Would we all surround ourselves with kittens? Be kittens?

Tis 28 days till my clinic appointment. Might use an advent calander to count down...

Oh. Was this the cozy knee length quilted one? I approve because that's important

Mid thigh rather than knee, but then I am lanky.

Yes. You've mentioned it before, no? Lazy typing by me. Knee length quicker to type than mid thigh, esp if you're lanky length!

Sorry don't want to crash the party but sinky I really liked what you said... my sense of humour...bitter and black ;)

Well helllooo bluer. We've been expecting you.. (ok, ok, frankle did that on page one, but it's good enough to repeat)

Glad I didn't horrify you too much with my less than gracious suggestion of pyromania.

Welcome to the lair of the nest of vipers home of the BESH.

If you're over 30, ttc for over a year and happy to be considered a bitter baren hag, find the BESHtionnaire and tell us your woes story.

We're nominally doing a James Bond feem at the mo, but due to unforeseen miz are all doing poor impressions of shechy bond girls.

ooh Fresh meat, Mr Bond. When seeking out your mission BESHtionnaire please refer to recent months for an updated version rather than an ancient one. Within the last six months should do it James. Over and out.

Ps I was doing my best Judi Dench voice there. FYI.

Ooh I'll have a look see tomorrow when I'm not on my phone...I love a good questionnaire! I wonder Daniel Craig would pay me a visit to help with my mission. I would make this message self destruct but I'm just not that technical!

Yay new person! Hi blue and may I say one of the posters on your fred is a silly caaaah, and frankel if you are only moved to ABH rather than GBH that is most restrained and not in my remit so press on

I have a highly sechsee north face number but its more of a raincoat effort. And full price. Not as good as yours rie

Whatsh thish? A new candidate.

As long as no one chucks babydust around, is over 30, doesn't say hun, makes me chuckle occasionally and isn't an instadiffer, they're generally ok in my book.

I was being helpful on a Fred yesterday and I got 'hun'd

Thanks all for the welcome! Ariel I am def not any of the above...indeed I have been classed as bitter tonight so I'll embrace it!

Fancy a pint of Bitter, you bitter old hag? Have just been on your thread and vented my spleen.

And likes gin. Shaken, stirred, who cares so long as there's LOTS OF IT.

God, my buzzwams hurt . I wish this twatting droid would just appear.