Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

:o

Morien not motion - stupid autocorrect!

Hi morien and cara! Welcome

If all this group needs to get pregnant is Muse and some shoddy weather, I think we're doing quite well.

If I disappear for a few days...it just means I am sitting here in the dark eating peanut butter sandwiches and JSing like a madwoman. Bring it on, hurricane!

Hi Morien and cara!

Hope everyone has had a good weekend! We fitted in plenty JSIng and now it's only six sleeps to holidays!

Congrats purple on the bfp.

Red, if you have sex over the hurricane please, please sing/do it to Rock you like a hurricane by the Scorpions.
Hope you & yours are all safe during it & it doesn't cause too much damage.

Welcome Morien & Cara (one of my favourite girls names ever! DH doesn't agree).

I think the bleeding has stopped, but I'm too scared to JS incase they call me in for a scan & say 'hmmm, no left over bits but lots of man juice you harlot!!!' [hgrin]

Harlot!! Haha.
Have come online to ask anyone their opinion on feeling reeeeeally sick. I h net been sick, but have an overwhelming sicky feeling. It's been like this for a few days, not just in the mornings, as yday it was at night.
Obv my dates don't support this having come off pill on 17/10, bleeding from 20/10 to 23/10.... And then Dtd on 25th and 29th. So unlikely to be p symptoms, but anyone any ideas?

Hello everyone - and guess what? I just got a BFP [grins]

Cautious anyway - hope this one sticks.

Woohooooo ohgood!!! Big grin for you!!! Wht was ur secret??

Congratulations OhGood, hoping for a sticky, boring pg for you!! xxx

frog, no idea...but it's worth a poas in the few days if you still feel the same!

Yaaayy ohgood congratulations! :o What a lovely start to the week!

frogchops could possibly be your hormones whizzing around like mad in their new found post-pill freedom? I remember feeling distinctly ropey the first month off the pill. Hope you feel better soon!

horsetheharlot has a nice ring to it I think I say go for it - I'm sure they've seen worse and it'll cheer you up no end!

Hello everyone! I'm back after long weekend of being away decorating for family. Luckily though, it was ERTD weekend so haven't wasted any JSing time, although I was in a lovely hotel room with DH, but we were too tired after all the decorating anyway and were waiting for ERTD to exit, so all worked out okay!! Back to JSing this week - today in fact! Hurrah!

Ha ha - it's just taken me 45 mins to catch up on the thread since Thurs - so much has happened!

Purple and OhGood - huge congrats!! Dancing for you! [hsmile]

Welcome Morien and Cara!

Redshoes - hope you are okay out there. x

Horse - really sorry to hear about your MC - hope you are okay. x

Kitten - hope Muse worked for you! I think I may just have to put on the CD at home!!

Frog - sounds hopeful. FX for you. Have you done a POAS yet?

Hi to Andie and MrsBri and everyone else.

Time to get out of my PJs now - how lazy!!!!

Really, u think so?? Did u read my dates? Having only Dtd on cd6 and 9?? As in, last night?!!

Huge congrats to ohgood and to purple - hearing your news has cheered up my Monday morning

And to morien and to cara

Just about managed some JSing this weekend, although we were a bit shattered after clearing out the bottom of the garden Saturday afternoon. I ache everywhere and am not looking forward to tiling now. However, better to get as much work on the house done now, I guess.

Hope you are all having a good start to the week

frog, this month we dtd on the 1st & 3rd & I had my 1st symptoms (nausea) on the 8th, BFP on the 13th so it could be possible!

Thanks Bear! Holding up alright-ish, having a PJ day so hope DS behaves, teething all last night/this morning so it's not likely.
Hope you're not too tired after your busy weekend!

waves, good news about the JS! Hope you stop aching soon.

We're decorating over this weekend, so will be trying to decide on colours, which is hard (it took me 9 months to finalise the hallway colour)!

Congratulations ohgood! Ooooh how exciting, how are you feeling? I'm still too terrified to feel excited but I am a pessemist by nature I also feel remarkably well for someone who should, by rights, have their head stuck down a toilet, which doesn't help with the worrying.

FX for everyone who is still waiting for their bfp.

Horse.... What days within ur cycle were these??

Welcome caramal and Morien happy shagging!

Woop de woop congrats ohgood that's f**king brilliant news so soon!

Kitten and ohgood I am going to try to ignore the possibility that was implantation and not test as I don't like neg tests, they make me feel worse than when I am speculating about it! Bleeding has totally stopped now so who knows where I am / whether I have oved / whether we should keep shagging and risk unfortunate incidents let's be honest that's probably what we'll do

Horse we had the same dilemma, DP was against, I was in favour and I got my way - we did it the day before the follow-up scan and the doc didn't say anything (not in English anyway!) about man-juice!

frog sorry you feel sicky, I have no idea about symptoms because I think our minds mess with us on this stuff so I didn't believe any of mine even when I was pg! Coming off the pill can mess with you a lot though, hope it is pg symptoms

Ooh see now I've been on here I want to test again - anyone around to dispense a swift ?

Hooya, hooya!!!! Maybe i need one in return for thinking silly things about feeling crap!?

Sorry to keep coming in and asking everyone, blush!, but what does it mean if since my withdrawal bleed I've been really quite dry, (sorry if this is tmi, blush again) but today I have the whole egg white quite sticky between your fingers thing going on?? After everything I've read I should know this,,., and I'm well aware that asking is not in the nature of the jsing thread!! Does it mean that last night could've caught things? Does it mean I need to jump dp today?? Tomorrow?

Feel free to hooya anyone, everyone!!

Sorry Frog - I hadn't read your dates properly but like Horse said, it could be possible. Fx! I'm gradually discovering that everyone is so different - what works for some and is a 'sign' for some is completely not for others. I was convinced this month I would have a BFP as I felt sick on and off and I haven't been on the pill for well over a year now. Also, I don't really get sick in a stomach sick kind of way, so I was totally convinced. Had cramps, the lot - in the end I got a BFN. I'm hoping it is completely different for you though and like I said, one person's sign of BFP is another's ERTD. Bodies are funny things.

Eek - just looked at how much I wrote - gone off on one - doing a bear again!

Sorry Frog - that's meant to sound positive, not pessimistic! Hooya to self!

well frogchops egg white cm is fertile cm - generally seen just before and around the time of ov....so yes, you could have caught an egg last night but I would say you should also jump your DH today, and tomorrow, and for the next few days just to be safe!

Now here's a for you to stop obsessing as you quite clearly have better things to be doing right now like getting your leg over :o

Managed to get out of my PJs now Horse, but you stay in them - have a snuggly day. x

Hiya waves - hope the JSing is going well. [hwink]

I thought ERTD was gone this am - oh bloody no. Turns out it has decided to linger for just a bit longer making it 9 flippin' days now. I'm used to about 7 (hate my periods - they're so long), so this is just taking the biscuit. [hbiscuit]Hopefully will have gone by this evening so DH and I can get it on. [hgrin]

Just had a funny thought - how many of us will nto be answering the door to trick or treaters because we're too busy with the treats ourselves! Roar! [hblush] (Trying to use as many Halloween smileys as I can before they disappear!)

Frog - agree with Kitten - get shagging!