Just Shagging - The lazy TTCers heaven, this is Shaggers Corner, Part 11

[Kittenkatzen]

(sorry I know that's awful but seriously, can you think of anything else that rhymes with "eleven"?!)

Ladies, leave your OPKs at the door, and settle in for part 11 of JSing!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and [tea] with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 10 is here.

The link to the latest grads thread is here.

So don those shag capes, we have standards to maintain - Part 10 saw an amazing 9 BFPs, including one set of twins! So - what are you still doing here? GET SHAGGING!!

:o

Purple My cycle went straight back to normal when I came off Microgynon 6 years ago and I'd been on it for 5years. Although it never made my PMS symptoms any better. I think I'm the only woman whose periods were just as bad on the pill as off it! Anyway, everyone's different but assuming a 28day cycle straight away your first two dates sound about right.
And to you and Frog don't worry, we're all a little stressy on here. We just hand out nice big to calm eachother down. :-)
A few tidbits I've picked up whilst battering Dr Google: Swimmers can live for 5 days once inside your lady bits. DTD every other day is sufficient and ensures quality sperm. Highest chances of pg are the two days before and day of ovulation. The egg lives 12-24hours so unless you get into that window after ovulation you won't conceive.
Google: the font of all knowledge and the feeder of obsessions.

And another thing is that fresh sperm won't get you pregnant. It needs to go through capacitation first. Hence regular sex so sperm is waiting for the egg. It needs to be at least ten hours old to be successful sperm!

I only learned that this month. :-)

Flippin eck, this gets worse! I feel like the countdown click is gona start one day, very quickly counting down with carol vorderman on hand to make sure we're doing it right! I'm hoping I'm gona be about right going for it next weekend.... Cross ur fingers everyone!!

Fingers are crossed for you frog! :o

Hey ladies, not been around too much this week - work's been really busy so not had much time for MNing. I think I'm hovering around ov at the moment (CD12 and have been having short cycles recently), although we've only managed to dtd once this week. Must jump DH tonight.

Hope you're all ok - any nice plans for the weekend? Apart from shagging of course :o I'm seeing Muse at the O2 tomorrow night which I am stupidly excited about, no other plans though.

Just did not get a job I really wanted. Think ERTD is on its way. Feeling very down.

ohgood so sorry - big hairy bollocks to ERTD on its way, and big sweaty bollocks to not getting the job! Hope you have some friday night

Horse horribly scary but hopefully absolutely fine, fx and tx for you! Fucksticks indeed...

frog you'll be fine, it's mostly awesome fun

I am a bit down here, 90% sure I am having ERTD, or another dodgy pg, but either way it's all a bunch of arse!

I am also (and I hope anyone who has had a MC or chem pg will sympathise here) f**king sick of the sight of SANITARY TOWELS!

There, I've said it, I feel better now

Kitten exciting about Muse gig!

My weekend will mostly involve shopping and moaning about ERTD - just found out I will probably get to stay here on my international assignment for another year , and DP got a good bonus at work this month, so we may have to do a cheeky bit of shopping to celebrate!

Ohgood Oh noes! [hsad]

Kitten Cool, have fun.

Hooya Sorry to say after future DC is born you will yet again be surrounded by sanitary towels. Huge, industrial sized ones. Stock up on Vaseline to ward off chafing. [hshock]

Kitten, have a great time tonight!

Ohgood, that's a big pile of poo. [hsad]

Hooya, hurrah for celebrations, but hope it's just a WTF cycle & not something wrong.

99.999% sure I've have a MC (my undercrackers look like the elevator scene in The Shining), so I'm back here full time with you crazy ladies.
DH is happy to shag like something when the bleeding stops so looking forward to that!

:(:(:(:( horse I was so convinced it was going to be alright for you. How are you feeling?

So sorry horse - look after yourself. It's a real leveller and you need to take it very easy.

So sorry Horse rest up and take care of yourself.

so sorry horse

Horse, on the June thread in antenatal there's someone who had a really heavy bleed - and is still bleeding - but it is cervical erosion, not an MC. While I wouldn't want to get your hopes up, fx it is something similar. Are you getting a scan done soon?

Kitten - jealous. I'm seeing them next Thursday. Wonder if I should tell Kirky our theory that Chris' fertility rays caused sperm to meet egg during the Roundhouse gig?! :-) Have an awesome time.

Hooya - bugger to sanitary towels. Yay to job / bonus news :-) Fx for good JSing news soon.

Ohgood - sorry about the job and ERTD :-(

Hi to anyone I missed.

sorry horse, I had everything crossed for you too, except my legs of course because that would be counterproductive.

Purple [hgrin] Actually leg crossed sex can be, urm, quite intense.

Scan will be Mon/Tues hopefully.
I'm going to poas tomorrow & then everyother day until I get a bfn.
Then hopefully I'll get a nice, fresh, sticky bfp before Christmas (not going to pressure it or anything, but it would be nice to have a good festive period..by not having a festive period).

You're all lovely .

MrsBri, you know if Kitten gets her bfp shortly after this gig we'll all be selling grannies to see Muse. Brilliant marketing ploy they've landed on there.

Ha ha, Woman, that would be something. It's bloody hard enough to get tickets anyway!

The bassist has 6 kids, so he's the band fertility god! :-)

Really hoping this is just a scary non-MC for you.

Not that I want it to be scary...that could read wrong! :-/

I know I said I didn't want to waste chances of Dtd on the wrong dates (as we aren't exactly at it every nite, and I know I said I understood I must wait till the right dates. But I did also say that since I've come off the pill, I've felt desperate to get in with it.
Last nite the deed was done, and although a crap time for dates etc (CD5) it was actually really bloody good! Tmi maybe, I'm sorry. Anyway, I told him this, and when he asked earlier if we were busy or doing anything tonight, I did tell him I was hoping for a repeat performance. Lol. I didn't get to do any if this handstands up the wall pillow under him business, as still I'm trying not to rub his face in all of the 'upduffness'.

Ahhh that posted without me telling it too.... And I meant 'pillow under bum, not him!! Hehe. Anyway, this is the extent of my initiation. Blush. Must try harder and treat these deeds as dress rehearsals!!

Horse f**kbuggery that's terrible news, gutted for you if it is a mc. Hope it's over quick and you're back to shagging before you know it! I thought mine would take ages but we were at it again 6 days after ERPC and feels like a bit of a distant memory now!

frog congrats on getting started - and it may not be 'wasted' sperm anyway, if it hangs around a while and you ov early, you never know! Soooo glad others get the post-pill horn so I don't have to feel like the only one.

Andie noooo not more f**king sanitary towels!

purple lol about legs crossed, though I'm with Horse on this one, if you cross them quite low down it can be pretty good fun

I am still having strange not-quite-ERTD, got so fed up of it this morning we had a quick shag, with predictably horror-movie results for poor DP Never mind, we did some pretty serious shopping to make up for it!

mrsbri oh yes I will definitely be heading for Chris' side tonight! I hope his fertility rays don't only work if you're there together though as I'm going with my (female) mate not DH haha! Eeek I'm so excited I feel a bit sick

Ummm how on earth does cross legged sex work then?! Sounds fun but can't quite work out the logistics!

horse hope you're not feeling too hungover bad this morning

frog good work on the initiation tactics

Alas, despite telling him, I didnt get a repeat performance. Humph. Like I said....must try harder. :-/

Kitten...you need to have sperm inside you! Can you jump DH before you go?!

The Wolstenbeast's powers will work :-)

They played Sunburn last night. Bastards! Have a great time.

Ah, Hooya...sounds like us DTD on what became CD1 half way through. Urggghh!

So sorry to hear that horse

Looks like I'm out this month. ERTD was due on Wednesday and that evening had a bleed that was over in 12 hours which was unusual, but I blame it on jet lag and disorientation (was in India on business last week).

Was so sure that this month would be the
one. More wine and shagging for me!

perdita for you, 12 hours sounds very short though are you sure it was proper AF?

nic sunburn I know I was like when i saw theyd played that...I'm praying for bliss tonight and there's rumours of cave too which would be awesome.

Just jumped DH woohoo - come on Wolstonvibes do your thang for me!