Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

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Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

And then watch a Powerpoint where the director of the company shows you how their success rates have been going up year-on-year - higher than national average!!

And that all their embryos make 3 levels of progress by the time they leave your womble

al, I fear the PowerPoint presentation might not be too far removed from the truth!

Jethro, keep up the updates- I'm keen to know how things go because my unit don't tell me bloody anything Have you been at this unit for a while? I'm trying to guess predict when I might get an appointment/start. Hoping for 2012...

Anyone fancy a reading?

Congratulations and good luck for the next step, jethro! And also commiserations that it's got this far, if you get what I mean.

And change on the stick front this morning, horsey?

Do you read cervical mucus, sinkyroselee?

Well done on the progress Jethro

Haven't peed on anything today Norf, didn't see the point. Temp has held steady after the big drop yesterday but cramps are gradually getting stronger, so expect droid to be putting in an appearance sooner rather than later.

Why Norf, funny you should ask. Tea leaves are for amateurs. I'll tell you your future from a pair of knickers boiled in my lentil pot cauldron.

Someone in your life. I'm seeing H. Or J. Or A. A letter. This person has A LETTER in there name! They are important in your future/past/present (delete as applicable)

Ooh. It's a bit cold here, eh? Spooky.

Their. I may be a hippy psychic mucus reading charlatan, but grammar in important.

It certainly is. That's IS.

Now give me my knickers back, you pant-stealing pervert.

Damn my fat fingers.

Just because.

I hope you're not going to serve those lentils later...

It's very important to have a nice healthy breeze round there, aries. Top hippy points.

Sigh. I was. Not was was. Must preview, or stop surreptitiously typing on phone under table.

I know! I do enjoy torrential rain, but not when it means i have to leap out of bed at 6.50am to rescue the washing which I had left on the line overnight.

I think it's meant to thunder later as well.

Incidentally, the spotty, stubbly regrowth of a post-op half-shaved muff is really the most erotic sight imaginable. I'm surprised AMNH can keep his hands off me.

It's raining here in East Angular now!

Droid has arrived, though not in full swing yet.

Bastard droid, frankel. I shall do a voodoo ceremony on it. With wax and pins and chicken blood.

Good call with the lavender oil. The joss sticks weren't really covering the lentils.

Where are you going on 7th?

Shred it's a long time coming development - we've had almost 3 years of tests & have bitten the bullet and decided to go private. The treatment should start pretty soon after the appointment.

Sinking we've only been to the unit once & they were amazing. Our NHS consultant saw us about 15 times and told us next to nothing, we spent an hour with a private consultant and learnt a whole host of things! I am a massive advocate of the NHS but when it comes to winning a baybee I am happy that we're paying.

Now, are we sure we've pitched this hippy commune on some good ley lines? 'Tis very important for the energy you know. Can anyone do that thing with sticks where you find EWCM water??

You know, I like lentils. I make Dahl all the time. And I burn Nag Champa regularly. And my ex had dreadlocks, and they didn't smell because He washed them in apple shampoo.

I also protested against the Newbury by pass. Up a tree.

I belong on this thread :D

Euro the CBFM has been sat on the kitchen table being all reproachful for 2 weeks. I'll try and parcel it up tonight.

Sorry, Bugs, I mean.

Sozzles for being awol, Beshies. I've been on a schedule of meeting-meeting-business dinner-sleep-meeting-meeting schedule for days now and I am exhausted! In the Tiffany box was a cotton ball. Wrapped in a Tiffany pendant thingy. It is gorgeous. He did very well. And then he got a huge bunch of flowers delivered somehow to the forrin place I am working in.

I am concerned he has sold the house in my absence or something. This is too much. Hmmmm.

Droid is due in the next couple of days. Happy happy joy joy, as they used to say back in the day. I feel a bit menkle PMT-y. Meh. I could do with throwing off my bra. I have pre-droid boob pain.

Jethro I agree. The NHS is just a bit rubbish and too rigid at the whole baby making stuff. I hope your open evening goes well.

Boo it wasn't me who requested the magic baybee maker. I have pretty regular cycles (when not pumped full of stoopid hormones) so I think it would be a bit pointless for me. Besides I like seeing the smiley faces if I need some reassurance that I am oving. But welcome to your spiritual home!

I corrected myself underneath. I meant Bugs, but I am a bit tired.

Don't diss the NHS! I will be relying on them 100% I won't be able to go private so would rather not know that the treatment coming my way will be shit. There have been lots of NHSBESHbaybees won.

Can confirm that Boo is an utter hippy :)